A friend of mine thinks that she's a fantastic author.
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lmao, who the hell is posting the "Cheer up" comments.
[QUOTE=AlienFanatic;20865486]Oh shithe links on /b/[/QUOTE]
Shit is going to hit the fan.
[QUOTE=fegathon;20865490]lmao, who the hell is posting the "Cheer up" comments.[/QUOTE]
No idea who posted the first one, I did the second though.
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;20865488][url]link to a bad place[/url]
Oh god :v:[/QUOTE]
Oh my. You guys should -snip- your last few posts in case she reads this. We really don't need her to discover those parts of the internet.
What a crazy bitch:
[quote]
i told david....a couple nights ago that....-tears come to my eyes-
that i couldnt talk to him anymore.
it hurt to tell him to leave me alone. but he doesnt see what the hell he was doing to me.
i was getting farther in.
i was only diving deeper.
he didnt encourage me to go up and breathe
so...eventually
a girl can only hold her breathe for so long....
i was drowning myself.
i could feel him forcing his way in...
seeping through my already weak defenses and being the poison
the poison coming to destroy me
i am so far damaged that i dont know what the hell to do now.
i am talking to matt. he is heart broken too (nice one ryan. why couldnt you be nice for five minutes?)
you know what i am going to do?
im going to associate david with pain
everyime i think of him i will snap my self with a rubberband 15 times
if i dream about him it will be 20 times
if i think about a memory and it gets me happybcuz its him...45 times.
im not going to let him do this to me.
i will get over it.
quote from the last chapter of Finally
"every story needs atleast two bastards....he is the third"
hi erik and jake....you reading this too?
jake is number one
erik your number two.
i hope you guys love my blog.
-smiles evily-[/quote]
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20865560]Oh my. You guys should -snip- your last few posts in case she reads this. We really don't need her to discover those parts of the internet.[/QUOTE]
There's already a link on her guestbook. It's unavoidable now.
Dear God, what am I reading...
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;20865571]What a crazy bitch:[/QUOTE]
Yea, I said someone should put that to lyrics, post the song on myspace and millions. (of internet dollars)
Well, fantastic. She's gonna be really upset when she reads all of these. I wish I could report you guys to the mods or something!
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20865613]Well, fantastic. You realize that she may actually create an account here? She may even become a REGULAR POSTER!
Where did we go so wrong?[/QUOTE]
Correction, Where did YOU go wrong?
Answer: Posting this on Facepunch.
Also, I doubt she'll like this place...
There's only one thing I hate more than over-dramatic, "pity me" quotes. Misspelled over-dramatic, "pity me" quotes. No one's spelling is perfect, but at least usually people aren't cutting their wrists for sympathy.
So she started going back out with David on the 3rd. Good for her.
[editline]10:49PM[/editline]
You guys should be more nice to her, she's only 16.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20865210]I know. As I tried to explain before (right before everyone though I was going to beat her up), I'm just bigger and stronger than she is. If she tries to run at me and hit me, her attacks won't hurt. If she starts to scream at me, she can't stop me from walking away.[/QUOTE]
Alright Lenny.
[img]http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsM/10949-14013.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;20865671]So she started going back out with David on the 3rd. Good for her.
[editline]10:49PM[/editline]
You guys should be more nice to her, she's only 16.[/QUOTE]
The internet is a cesspool. The closest thing to nice is watching this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU[/media]
Minus the comments
[img]http://uppix.net/0/f/8/1d612018b596e909499a7df14e6eb.jpg[/img]
Who's the blond?
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;20865724]Alright Lenny.
[img]http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsM/10949-14013.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
I liked the story initially, but I felt that the end left quite a bit to be desired. I would have liked to find out what happened to George after Lennie's death.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;20865746][img]http://uppix.net/0/f/8/1d612018b596e909499a7df14e6eb.jpg[/img]
Who's the blond?[/QUOTE]
Oh god, that red head scares me.
[sp]I'd pound it[/sp]
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20865753]I liked the story initially, but I felt that the end left quite a bit to be desired. I would have liked to find out what happened to George after Lennie's death.[/QUOTE]
He dies of gay H.I.V.
[quote]Judge Judy
10:46 PM on March 20, 2010
Easy case. Shitty stories, wasted my time and wasted the time of the plaintiff.
Judgment to the plaintiff for the amount of 263 dollars and 19 cents. Goodbye. [/quote]
Oh god, I can't stop laughing.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20864030]The bitch actually managed to work most of her friends into the story, including myself. I told her repeatedly to not include me, but she really doesn't listen. My name IRL is Jake, so she put me in as "Jake Xavier". [/QUOTE]
Also, I don't understand your complaint here. She used your first name? So what? She can use any name she wants. I would understand more if you had an unusual name, or it was your full name, but a name like Jake? Get over it.
I should ask, has anybody actually told her she's a good author?
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;20865746][img]http://uppix.net/0/f/8/1d612018b596e909499a7df14e6eb.jpg[/img]
Who's the blond?[/QUOTE]
I found out how to see the pics too
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;20865746][img]http://uppix.net/0/f/8/1d612018b596e909499a7df14e6eb.jpg[/img]
Who's the blond?[/QUOTE]
That would be (in the story) Salena. You guys are mean, so there's no way that I'll tell you her real name. She's another of my really good friends.
There, commented as Fredrik Bergstrom.
I just noticed she put "ebony" in her alias, now why'd she do that?
[QUOTE]David 10:50 PM on March 20, 2010
Hey, it's me.. look, I don't think we can hang out much anymore. It's just really embarrassing to be associated with such a widely criticized author. I mean, I want to hang out with people who are smart and successful, and this is just not the way to go.
I'm really sorry. We can keep in touch occasionally.
[/QUOTE]Ahahahahahha
Also,
[QUOTE]old man 10:37 PM on March 20, 2010
god damn kids. Get off of my fucking lawn! can't have a god damn moment to myself without this bullshit. where are my dentures? hell, where are my glasses? can't see a god damn thing, can't eat my breakfast, and all of these god damn kids are roaming around with their stupid stories on their dumb new-age computers. I JUST WANT TO GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP. kids these days, I tell ya. don't know what it's like when your legs start to go and you can't walk up and down the stairs. leave me in peace, little snot-nosed shits! back in my day your mothers would be slapping yous across the face for your disgusting attitude. i'm telling you. this shit, it never ends. my god damn son is probably going to have me put in that assisted living hellhole. when does it end? I've had enough. stupid rock and roll music. stupid technology. what ever happened to having a jolly day on the town and minding your fucking business? times have changed, fellas. times have changed.[/QUOTE]
Seriously though, she hasn't made an update since January 17th, since she and this 'david' fixed it. When she decides to log in for old times' sake its going to be hilarious.
This thread...
it went places :china:
Hey, she might be a good author when she grows up from reading this.
[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;20865815]Hey, she might be a good author when she grows up from reading this.[/QUOTE]
No.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;20865813]This thread...
it went places :china:[/QUOTE]
Dude, it's on /b/ as well. And they are having a good time. Link posted back in page 4.
-snip-
[quote]MY HEART JUST GOT BROKEN IM GOTH/EMO/IDK AND MY FRIENDS DONT CONSIDER ME GOTH IM HOPING TO FIND ACCCEPTANCE HERE. IS THERE ANYONE I CAN TRUST ANYMORE?[/quote]
I hate teenagers these days.
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