A friend of mine thinks that she's a fantastic author.
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[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;20866286]Welcome to Facepunch. Please keep your arms, legs and thoughts inside the car at all times. Do not give out personal info, give links to your friend's blog or anything else that can be used against you. Facepunch has been known to cause serious distress, massive laughs at the Original Poster's (or OP for short) expense and possible shitstorms. Thank you, and have a great time![/QUOTE]
Let us write that new hit song now.
Original, unedited OP here:
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=20872591&postcount=621"]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.ph...&postcount=621[/URL]
[QUOTE=fegathon;20866257]Why are some posts in /b/ exactly the same as the ones in facepunch? is someone copying them or something? I've never been to 4chan btw[/QUOTE]
Yeah. you have never visited 4chan :smug: .
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20866209]I have no idea why I'm in that list. Sorry, but I don't really consider her a BFFL.
Also, holy shit, I now need to do some damage control.[/QUOTE]
hahahahahahh damage control
you should of thought of that back when I made the first comment linking this thread to her on the guestbook
[QUOTE=lum1naire;20866317]hahahahahahh damage control
you should of thought of that back when I made the first comment linking this thread to her on the guestbook[/QUOTE]
Yeah. Jake is fucked.
so many epic threads lately
Her third tweet ever:
[Quote]jake maheu is one of my best friends!!! lol.[/Quote]
That would be heart-breaking if I were less of a prick
[QUOTE=Baldr;20866308]Yeah. you have never visited 4chan :smug: .[/QUOTE]
Some people haven't.
seriously though what did you expect. you talked shit about your friend/girlfriends friend and posted something to contact her with?
[QUOTE=lum1naire;20866317]hahahahahahh damage control
you should of thought of that back when I made the first comment linking this thread to her on the guestbook[/QUOTE]
This thread couldn't have been anything without you :downs:
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;20866333]This thread couldn't have been anything without you :downs:[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TylvUGJIi_w[/media]
[b] dude, even you could do better, go for the girl writing the shitty story, shes 10x better than [u]THIS[/u][/b]
[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/307p0ea.jpg[/img]
Dont you miss mediatags?
almost as bad as a gotaese
[QUOTE=Metanoia;20866326]Her third tweet ever:
That would be heart-breaking if I were less of a prick[/QUOTE]
Oh shit. Ahaha. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;20866253]seriously why would you use your real name.
why would you give out your info.[/QUOTE]
Because he's a total dimwit.
[QUOTE=Metanoia;20865973]I am an amateur internet detective. Information was already free, so don't blame me :ninja:
School: [url]http://www.port-huron.k12.mi.us/ourschools/highschools/phn/[/url]
Author girl:
Name: Emilie Benjamin
Aliases: starandelafreak (twitter)
OP:
Picture: [url]http://i42.tinypic.com/33lebe8.jpg[/url]
GF?: [url]http://i39.tinypic.com/307p0ea.jpg[/url]
Blog: [url]http://www.jakemaheu.com/[/url]
Twitter: [url]http://twitter.com/jakemaheu/[/url]
Flickr: [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/jakemaheu/[/url][/QUOTE]
to add to this
OP's facebook
[url]http://www.facebook.com/#!/jakemaheu?ref=search&sid=733783641.2716668130..1[/url]
as well as Emilie's
[url]http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?ref=sgm&id=1609243823[/url]
Also, for those just joining us, OP posting link to some girl he knows site. Then, another user posted a link to said website's guestbook and posted the link to this thread. Thread ended up on /b/ and now both sites are having fucking great times.
[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;20866354][b] dude, even you could do better, go for the girl writing the shitty story, shes 10x better than [u]THIS[/u][/b]
[img]http://i39.tinypic.com/307p0ea.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
At least he's got a gf :smithicide:
[QUOTE=PariahKing;20866304][url=http://i39.tinypic.com/307p0ea.jpg]Wait.[/url]
That's your girlfriend, and you're mocking the OTHER girl?[/QUOTE]
Why are you all bringing my GF into this? She had nothing to do with this.
also, OP shave your slight lip hair. you'd look better
you arent that bad looking kid
only change I could make is your hair, cut it shorter or let it grow out longer
You look exactly the same.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20866369]Once again, old pictures. Here's me just a few days ago:
[url]http://img718.imageshack.us/i/img5256.png/[/url]
Me, in a suit, with a transparent background.
For your photoshopping pleasure, of course.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1TmeBd9338[/media]
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20866369]Once again, old pictures. Here's me just a few days ago:
[url]http://img718.imageshack.us/i/img5256.png/[/url]
Me, in a suit, with a transparent background.
For your photoshopping pleasure, of course.[/QUOTE]
are you enjoying this, you masochist?
[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;20866383]also, OP shave your slight lip hair. you'd look better
also get some shampoo that will make your hair look less greasy[/QUOTE]
and a new girlfriend :v:
[QUOTE=VanillaBear;20866359]to add to this
OP's facebook
[url]http://www.facebook.com/#!/jakemaheu?ref=search&sid=733783641.2716668130..1[/url]
as well as Emilie's
[url]http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?ref=sgm&id=1609243823[/url][/QUOTE]
i like his profile pic
jk ur a fag lol
Someone ratted you out in the comments. :buddy:
[QUOTE=Metanoia;20866326]Her third tweet ever:
That would be heart-breaking if I were less of a prick[/QUOTE]
It's true! Her and I are BFs!
[QUOTE=silentjubjub;20866417]Someone ratted you out in the comments. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Well shiiitttt, I mean, we haven't been doing that for the entire thread :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=silentjubjub;20866417]Someone ratted you out in the comments. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
That's everybody.
[QUOTE=jakemaheu;20866422]She created her Twitter feed back when she was kind of obsessed with me. She did it to annoy me, actually.
Also, I happen to like my GF, Facepunch. I could put up a new picture of her, but I don't trust all of you with an actual picture of a girl.[/QUOTE]
i found a gurl
[img]http://www.fanstarbaseball.com/baseball/grandslamfan/images/sexy-jessica-alba.jpg[/img]
oh yeah p.s. you're a dick let her have her delusions of skill instead of publically humiliating her.
I was about to add you on Facebook, OP but then i thought you might turn the tables on me and post all my info... so no, I already had that happen in OIFY.
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