Play music loudly, wear your mothers clothes, masturbate, play video games, film Porn of yourself and send it to various people you don't know, wear no clothing, shit like that.
friends and alcohol.
oh and fap.
Masturbate furiously until you cant see straight any more.
[QUOTE=Bengley;23612932]fap while cooking breakfast[/QUOTE]
Masturbate for breakfast.
[QUOTE=Justin Case;23612951]Put a rod of dry candle wax down your urethra and fap.[/QUOTE]
Oh god the memories.
porn on full volume
Shit on your parents bed and blame it on the dog.
If you don't have one, go buy a dog then blame it when you shit on your parents bed.
Wow your a loser OP, decided not to go camping with family so you can stay home alone and post a thread on FP about how you have nothing to do.
Camping would have been a blast.
[QUOTE=Hallucinate;23613143]Shit on your parents bed and blame it on the dog.
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Shit on the dog and blame it on the parents bed.
[QUOTE=kapin_krunch;23613199]Shit on the dog and blame it on the parents bed.[/QUOTE]
This sounds legit
I would say become the main character in 'Risky Business'. But I guess the main trend in this thread is fapping.
Throw a party
[QUOTE=Gummeh;23613157]Wow your a loser OP, decided not to go camping with family so you can stay home alone and post a thread on FP about how you have nothing to do.
Camping would have been a blast.[/QUOTE]
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
Camping with your family is the peak of all possible boring activities.
Invite all of facepunch over for the week.
:q:
Play World of Warcraft... Naked.
Wish I was so lucky as the OP, best I get is maybe an hour or 2 alone at home... per month. But then I guess when you live in an house with 8 other people, 3 of which are always at home... well you get the picture.
Walk around house naked, fap fest, make really weird meals out of whatever you can find etc.
but seriously, why did you decline a family camping trip so you could post on fp?
[QUOTE=kapin_krunch;23613199]Shit on the dog and blame it on the parents bed.[/QUOTE]
you funny guy
i kill you last
Wear your mothers stockings fap into the material.
Maybe, you know, invite friends over and get drunk and shit?
Sitting at your computer for 7 days is boring as fuck.
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[QUOTE=Jallen;23613302]I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
Camping with your family is the peak of all possible boring activities.[/QUOTE]
It depends. If camping means sitting in the forest, then yes.
But if it's a canoe trip, or walking all day long and enjoying nature and shit, it can be enjoyable.
[QUOTE=Rygar69;23613424]Play World of Warcraft... Naked.[/QUOTE]
With a webcam on...
and send it to your guild while there raiding
Beer, whores, drugs
be a loser
[QUOTE=Gummeh;23613157]Wow your a loser OP, decided not to go camping with family so you can stay home alone and post a thread on FP about how you have nothing to do.
Camping would have been a blast.[/QUOTE]
You are a loser, camping fucking [B]SUCKS![/B]
Eat vegetables, go take a bath and go to sleep early.
invite some mates over and have a drinkup, play some music, a few drinking games and have some fun
Continue to fap.
Pretty much the only thing you can do alone is jack off.
Run around naked.
Fap onto all the toilet seats in the house. (blame it on the dog)
Watch lots of porn.
Have a party.
Order pizza.
Fap.
Experiment with foreign objects up your anus.
Fap.
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