[QUOTE=elitehakor;23612909]fap with your friends[/QUOTE]
fap your friends, take turns
Sprint around the house while fapping.
Don't fall down though, it hurts.
Massive beer pong game with the dining room table.
And then of course, when everyone leaves... hit the Redtube, HARD.
[QUOTE=Grim Joker;23613813]Sprint around the house while fapping.
Don't fall down though, it hurts.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of that 100 reasons not to fap
[QUOTE=Justin Case;23612951]Put a rod of dry candle wax down your urethra and fap.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts[/url]
?
Masturbating with a dildo in your ass is not gay.
I do it all the time, and i'm not gay.
[QUOTE=LordApocca;23613931]Masturbating with a dildo in your ass is not gay.
I do it all the time, and i'm not gay.[/QUOTE]
Yes you are
[QUOTE=LordApocca;23613931]Masturbating with a dildo in your ass is not gay.
I do it all the time, and i'm not gay.[/QUOTE]
A phallus shaped object being inserted in to your anus for sexual pleasure doesn't make you a homosexual.
This is news to me.
[QUOTE=john_pelphre;23613959]A phallus shaped object being inserted in to your anus for sexual pleasure doesn't make you a homosexual.
This is news to me.[/QUOTE]
Homosexual means you have feelings and relationships (and sex) with people the same gender as you.
Prostate Stimulation on its own isn't gay.
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;23613954]Yes you are[/QUOTE]
No he isn't.
[QUOTE=radioactive;23613984]Homosexual means you have feelings and relationships (and sex) with people the same gender as you.
Prostate Stimulation on its own isn't gay.[/QUOTE]
Very true, I seem to have been beaten in my own argument.
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I still rated him optimistic for looking for the light in the darkness.
Do everything this Australian Teenager did:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_B7x4qG5Gc[/url]
I've been home alone since last week Tuesday. Just go watch movies, buy awesome food and get some friends over.
Invite round a female friend and rapper her if she doesn't consent.
[QUOTE=stypur;23613449]Wear your mothers stockings fap into the material.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://horobox.reager.org/u/ashxu_1280110843.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=LordApocca;23613931]Masturbating with a dildo in your ass is not gay.
I do it all the time, and i'm not gay.[/QUOTE]
feels good man
[QUOTE=Jallen;23613302]I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not.
Camping with your family is the peak of all possible boring activities.[/QUOTE]
Better than sitting infront of the computer all day
Throw a party, duh. How was this not obvious?
Fap. All day and all night.
[QUOTE=Justin Case;23612951]Put a rod of dry candle wax down your urethra and fap.[/QUOTE]
Oh my god. I remember that story! :haw:
if you dont know what to do, you need a better social life.
you're 16 for fucks sake.
[QUOTE=Gummeh;23613157]Wow your a loser OP, decided not to go camping with family so you can stay home alone and post a thread on FP about how you have nothing to do.
Camping would have been a blast.[/QUOTE]
Camping is fun, camping with your family = :smithicide:
things I would do if no one was home for a week:
get high
drink a lot of alcohol
fap
watch porn with the volume up
play music loud
order a lot of pizza/chinese/indian food
do things my parents wouldn't let me normally do like bring the bike inside the house so I can watch TV and stay warm while working on my bike.
have friends living at the house, that's awesome. when you wake up and then there's a bunch of people in the house and they're all your friends it's pretty cool.
did your parents leave much money for you?
-Blast Your Music
-Fap(originalhurhurhr)
-Party
-Weed
-Look at your dads porn
The only thing I did when I was home alone for a day that I wouldn't normally do was play music really loud. I usually use earphones and it feels great to use speakers every now and then.
I would just sleep the whole week.
Basically whatever you want, experiment with your sexual preferences :airquote: , rearange the furniture, test how good your aim is & pee whilst doing a handstand, be nude 24/7, wear your moms clothes 24/7, play games, watch movies, do a flip, do a sleep deprived experiment, sleep wherever you want...
wait what are we talking about again?
[QUOTE=jetboy;23614344]Oh my god. I remember that story! :haw:[/QUOTE]
Oh God WTF am I missing?
:sigh:
fuck party
Throw a huge party, early on though, so you have time to clean it.
Jerk off in every room in the house.
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