What I don't get, is at some point in someone's shit adventure, don't they ever think, "Wow, this is stupid."
I mean, when I push open the stall door and I see this big steaming fucker on the toilet seat, it's hard not to think of this.
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Never head to the toilets in places up in the mountains. I remember I had to take a piss really badly and went to this one restaurant and went to the restroom to find the nastiest bathroom I have ever seen in my whole lifetime. The toilet was pretty much covered up in bloody shit and there was shit and piss on the floor, plus shit inside the sinks as well. It looked like something out of the environment from Silent Hill 3.
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I did what any other guy would have done, find a bush nearby in some spot and take a piss. I didn't even take a step inside the bathroom because just barely opening the door made me witness that horrifying scene.
The worst thing about public toilets is when you think you need to go but then when you get to the urinal NOTHING COMES OUT. You try harder and harder but all that happens is your urethra gets tighter and tighter and you know it is because you can fucking FEEL it, just like you can feel the thoughts of every other man in there: "Eugh look at that poofter just come here to get a look at my dick" and in the end all you can do is pretend you did something, wash your hands and leave, then come back an hour or so later after you've had a drink and turn the tap on.
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
At my school the toilets has a trough for the urinals and I don't know whether it's got a leak or the little Y7s can't reach but there's always a fucking puddle underneath it, even first thing in the morning.
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;25647563]Never head to the toilets in places up in the mountains. I remember I had to take a piss really badly and went to this one restaurant and went to the restroom to find the nastiest bathroom I have ever seen in my whole lifetime. The toilet was pretty much covered up in bloody shit and there was shit and piss on the floor, plus shit inside the sinks as well. It looked like something out of the environment from Silent Hill 3.
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I did what any other guy would have done, find a bush nearby in some spot and take a piss. I didn't even take a step inside the bathroom because just barely opening the door made me witness that horrifying scene.[/QUOTE]
Something similar happened to me while in Turkey, only with big motherfucking Cockroaches.
In the same building there's a girls' toilet and that's even worse; I've never actually been in but I have to go past it to get upstairs and even with the door closed it stinks to high heaven. It's as if something crawled up into a sanitary towel and died. I'd hate to actually have to use it.
I feel for you there Capitulazyguy I also wonder how year 7s piss due to their height difficulties.
Consequently we have a trough as well rather than singe urinals, but you [i]must[/i] go in a corner.
That's not the worst thing about my school's toilets, though. The worst thing is that the lower school kids actually fucking hang out around them for some reason. They're not queueing up because they're there even when it's empty. I swear once a bunch of Year 7s perved on me. Like actually looked at my dick. Fucking hell what is wrong with people's toilet habits.
[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;25647655]That's not the worst thing about my school's toilets, though. The worst thing is that the lower school kids actually fucking hang out around them for some reason. They're not queueing up because they're there even when it's empty. I swear once a bunch of Year 7s perved on me. Like actually looked at my dick. Fucking hell what is wrong with people's toilet habits.[/QUOTE]
People tend to hang round the toilets to gamble around here.
nice thread
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Not one of those shitty ones. :v:
[QUOTE=Nightsure;25647733]People tend to hang round the toilets to gamble around here.[/QUOTE]
Seriously? Holy shit am I glad I go to a grammar school :v:
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;25647517]What I don't get, is at some point in someone's shit adventure, don't they ever think, "Wow, this is stupid."
I mean, when I push open the stall door and I see this big steaming fucker on the toilet seat, it's hard not to think of this.
I used to shit like that when I was 7
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[QUOTE=Nightsure;25647733]People tend to hang round the toilets to gamble around here.[/QUOTE]
Gamble what? To place a bet on who can unveil the largest chocolate mountain?
Because I like pissing on the floor and not getting caught.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;25643903]UGH, I can SMELL the picture.
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
Wtf kind of toilet is that.[/QUOTE]
It's a sink.... :barf:
p.s My Dog farted at the exact wrong time... Looking at OP pic and the smell nearly made me throw up...
It's nice to see the Facepunch staff have their Priorities in order... Allowing a thread like this to continue, whilst banning me for a comic I drew.
[QUOTE=amcwatters;25647849]Gamble what? To place a bet on who can unveil the largest chocolate mountain?[/QUOTE]
They flip like 3 coins and say if there will be an odd or even amount landing on the desired side.
In the toilets.
Girls toilets are just used for year 11s to smoke in.
Holy shit.
[QUOTE=Kill001;25642754]I've seen cleaner toilet bowls in horror games[/QUOTE]
It's funny because it's true.
OP will probably dislike fallout 3 then.
OP, come clean here... that was you, didn't you? :v:
Ok on a more serious note, I'll never understand why people do such things...
There's no god after viewing that image.
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;25643846]excuse the shitty image, but this was in my school's toilets the other day
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I mean for fucks sake you can see the corn in it and everything, there's even a bit on the rim... oh god it's fucking disgusting.[/QUOTE]
I just imagined a kid with the most :downs: face ever sitting there with his pants around his ankles while he shits in the sink like that.
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dragon Master;25647865]It's a sink.... :barf:
p.s My Dog farted at the exact wrong time... Looking at OP pic and the smell nearly made me throw up...
It's nice to see the Facepunch staff have their Priorities in order... Allowing a thread like this to continue, whilst banning me for a comic I drew.[/QUOTE]
Apparently your comic was worse than shit
Hot damn, this reminds of the days in a Catholic middle school. The toilets are nastly as hell, one time some kid shat right on the faucet. Also, all those things that block sight or whatever between the urinals were ripped off. Yeah, seriously. Being in the middle used to be the gay thing to do, and now, well, damn. The urinals are so close to each other too. One time, this hooligan ran by and turned my friend who was taking a piss right next to me, and next thing I know, I'm getting pissed on. Funny, because earlier that day I was talking about how my morning pissed me off, and someone just had to say "It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on." I got both in the same day.
Also, I remeber this kid who we used to poke fun at, we all thought he was retarded, but he was just socially retarded from all the homeschool. He always used the stalls, and we always used to mess with him. Like the day when somebody pissed all over the stalls, or the shitfest where we gathered a mountain of shit. The worst was probably when somebody sneaked his backpack away and pissed on it. Damn, man, we were the most pious Catholic boys around the nation.
[QUOTE=Nerts;25646842]When I have a nose bleed in public, I see if there's a really horrible stall like that and then bleed into it for added effect when I'm getting toilet roll.[/QUOTE]
That explains so much in the men's room, you have no idea how long I've been wondering why the FUCK there's blood in a stall.
You think that's bad I had to take a massive shit during school today and hate using the stalls but I felt the urge so I go to the bathroom and the 1st stall had no door and piss all over the rim, 2nd stall had a huge pile shit in it and the last stall had blood all in it, the urge to shit suddenly went away after I was traumatized.
One time I had to eat at a terrible "home cooking" restaurant, the kind of place where anything you order strongly resembles the kind of thing you make as a snack at 3 am whilst drunk.
Needless to say I was dissatisfied with their entire establishment,
So I pissed all over the floor in the mens washroom to voice my dissatisfaction
I remember years ago at summer camp someone took a large shit and clogged the toilet. No one claimed it so our poor counselor had to clean it out. We all watched in horror, and after our counselor had scooped out the toilet one time, the cabin was empty for about a day.
Because people didn't thank the janitor for cleaning them and he stopped
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[QUOTE=Super_Poo;25647850]Because I like pissing on the floor and not getting caught.[/QUOTE]
nice name :v:
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;25646893]At one point, the locker room toilet at our school was filled to the brim with shit. No water even, just shit. Piled on top of each other. It was like a shit collage. They didn't even try to do anything with it.
They removed the whole toilet and put a bag where it used to be.
[B]THEN SOMEONE SHIT ON THE BAG.[/B][/QUOTE]
Oh my goodness. When I read this I was laughing so hard I couldn't even keep my hand still enough to rate you funny.
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