[QUOTE=Nightsure;25648030]They flip like 3 coins and say if there will be an odd or even amount landing on the desired side.
In the toilets.
Girls toilets are just used for year 11s to smoke in.[/QUOTE]
:psyduck:
Still, that's fairer than most casino games (assuming that 0 is house wins).
[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;25648525]:psyduck:
Still, that's fairer than most casino games (assuming that 0 is house wins).[/QUOTE]
No, people cheat, and kids who are above a year or 2 than the other person can get away with cheating easily. Can you guess why?
Also, get caught, you have to go to some program thing to help you stop gambling, since some people are actually addicted.
Run to the womens restroom.
It's like the internet.
Hurr I'm anonymous I can shit all over everything and no one will know it's me!
Sorry OP that was me.
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;25643846]excuse the shitty image, but this was in my school's toilets the other day
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I mean for fucks sake you can see the corn in it and everything, there's even a bit on the rim... oh god it's fucking disgusting.[/QUOTE]
I didn't know that sinks were toilets.
Notice how everything around the bowl is clean.
[QUOTE=Vince W/Shamwow;25648725]Notice how everything around the bowl is clean.[/QUOTE]
Clean the rest with Shamwow
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;25644703]Excuse me while I expel my lunch.[/QUOTE]
Don't flush.
One time in elementary school, some brat smeared shit on the bathroom walls.
And then at summer camp last year, I took a dump in one of those vault bathrooms (the ones that are like fancy outhouses with MASSIVE chambers underneath them to house the shit and piss and dead babies) and it FUCKING SPLASHED ME. Years worth of human waste, piled up to the top, licking my ass with its decayed clammy tongue of feces.
It was traumatic.
At a gaming festival i went to called i40, someone did a shit in the shower... I didn't shower that day.
No really Roon, i'm not faking... Someone really did shit in the shower. Thanks for stalking me.
[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;25648506]Oh my goodness. When I read this I was laughing so hard I couldn't even keep my hand still enough to rate you funny.[/QUOTE]
I had to piss after gym, then I came in and saw that monstrosity.
I ran shirtless down the hallway to another bathroom.
It's not funny while it's happening, trust me.
Holy fucking shit I was browsing this thread when suddenly my bowels started moaning so I run down to the hall and of course my sister's in the bathroom. I go downstairs and WHAT THE FUCK my mom's in the other bathroom so I run back up holding my stomach like a little girl and praying I don't shit my pants and then I see the OP again on my computer screen and I almost throw up and shit my underwear at the same time. Thankfully my mom came out and I was able to send that nasty pile of shit back to the cesspool from whence it came.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;25648973]One time in elementary school, some brat smeared shit on the bathroom walls.
And then at summer camp last year, I took a dump in one of those vault bathrooms (the ones that are like fancy outhouses with MASSIVE chambers underneath them to house the shit and piss and dead babies) and it FUCKING SPLASHED ME. Years worth of human waste, piled up to the top, licking my ass with its [B]decayed clammy tongue of feces.[/B]
It was traumatic.[/QUOTE]
:gonk:
Go to the women's restroom and take a huge shit on the floor, rape someone, buy condoms they have in the bathrooms afterwords. PROFIT???
When I went to an Outdoor Ed sort of situation a few years back, some kid went in the showers, put down a THIN paper towel on the bench and shat on it. Luckily it didn't make a mess.
[QUOTE=Pascall;25646440]You think MEN'S bathrooms are bad?
Women's bathrooms are ten times worse. We also have to deal with bloody remnants that have been sitting in a woman's vagina for a good eight hours.
They just fling it wherever and leave it there, manage to piss on the seat (how the FUCK DO YOU MISS THE BOWL WHEN YOU'RE SITTING RIGHT ABOVE IT), and throw dirty baby diapers and maxi pads all over the floor.
I used to work at a restaurant and I would NEVER volunteer to clean the women's bathroom. Only the men's. It was that disgusting.[/QUOTE]
women wear baby diapers?
Yes.
A+ thread. Would definitely read again.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;25648973][b]decayed clammy tongue of feces.[/b][/QUOTE]
Classic.
Hey my lunch!
How the fuck did it end up in that?
[quote=pascall;25646440]you think men's bathrooms are bad?
Women's bathrooms are ten times worse. We also have to deal with bloody remnants that have been sitting in a woman's vagina for a good eight hours.
They just fling it wherever and leave it there, manage to piss on the seat (how the fuck do you miss the bowl when you're sitting right above it), and throw dirty baby diapers and maxi pads all over the floor.
I used to work at a restaurant and i would never volunteer to clean the women's bathroom. Only the men's. It was that disgusting.[/quote]
But you have couches!
[i]COUCHES![/i]
[QUOTE=Pascall;25649641]Yes.[/QUOTE]
I fucking knew it.
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
also, are there anti-rape condom dispensers?
[QUOTE=Makol;25649714]I fucking knew it.
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
also, are there anti-rape condom dispensers?[/QUOTE]
Well have you ever seen a woman leave to go to the bathroom?
NO YOU HAVEN'T.
THEY ARE STEALING THE COUCHES AND THE DIAPERS AND ALL WE HAVE IS FLOORS AND SOILED UNDERWEAR.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;25648973]One time in elementary school, some brat smeared shit on the bathroom walls.
And then at summer camp last year, I took a dump in one of those vault bathrooms (the ones that are like fancy outhouses with MASSIVE chambers underneath them to house the shit and piss and dead babies) and it FUCKING SPLASHED ME. Years worth of human waste, piled up to the top, licking my ass with its decayed clammy tongue of feces.
It was traumatic.[/QUOTE]
Fresh off MsPaint.
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[QUOTE=Vince W/Shamwow;25649770]Fresh off MsPaint.
[img_thumb]http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4379/restrooms.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
[B]THIS[/B] is how to MSPaint
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I have a friend who enjoys shitting on the floors of public restrooms, and everywhere for that matter (as well as pissing). One time, he took a huge shit on the floor of a pool restroom and pissed in the garbage can. The janitor walked in, within two seconds she exited. I haven't seen her there since.
Because people are selfish inconsiderate assholes.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;25649745]Well have you ever seen a woman leave to go to the bathroom?
NO YOU HAVEN'T.
THEY ARE STEALING THE COUCHES AND THE DIAPERS AND ALL WE HAVE IS FLOORS AND SOILED UNDERWEAR.[/QUOTE]
UNISEX BATHROOMS ARE THE WORST
I went to subway and after finishing my lunch, I needed to take a piss, badly. So I headed into the only bathroom which was unisex. And there it was, THE MOTHERLOAD. Shit, piss, vomit, and blood everywhere on the toilet. It smelled like a landfill mixed with sulfur. Shit. Was. EVERYWHERE.
So then I ran out and pissed in a bush.
Now the flowers will grow.
I've seen some pretty interesting things in my schools washroom. Once there was this giant shit just sitting there on the toilet seat. Another time there where what looked like shit splatters and blood all over the floor of one of the stalls.
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