The was a dispancer in 7th-8th grade selling um, pads and tampons, $0.25 each. That explains why i was asked for a quarter once. :v: But i wish the boys bathrooms were as clean as the girls. It was sweet smelling too.
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;25649895]UNISEX BATHROOMS ARE THE WORST
I went to subway and after finishing my lunch, I needed to take a piss, badly. So I headed into the only bathroom which was unisex. And there it was, THE MOTHERLOAD. Shit, piss, vomit, and blood everywhere on the toilet. It smelled like a landfill mixed with sulfur. Shit. Was. EVERYWHERE.
So then I ran out and pissed in a bush.
[B]Now the flowers will grow.[/B][/QUOTE]
That's true actually, poop can grow flowers and stuff.
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=gaboer;25649981]The was a dispancer in 7th-8th grade selling um, pads and tampons, $0.25 each. That explains why i was asked for a quarter once. :v: But i wish the boys bathrooms were as clean as the girls. It was sweet smelling too.[/QUOTE]
In the boy's bathroom?
[QUOTE=Makol;25649714]I fucking knew it.
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
also, are there anti-rape condom dispensers?[/QUOTE]
Sometimes
Most of the times though, it's just barbie stickers.
[QUOTE=Pascall;25650005]Sometimes
Most of the times though, it's just barbie stickers.[/QUOTE]
oh god.
get me some Barbie stickers.
[QUOTE=Pascall;25650005]Sometimes
Most of the times though, it's just barbie stickers.[/QUOTE]
Do you really have stickers in there? :buddy:
No, the girls bathroom.
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;25647563]Never head to the toilets in places up in the mountains. I remember I had to take a piss really badly and went to this one restaurant and went to the restroom to find the nastiest bathroom I have ever seen in my whole lifetime. The toilet was pretty much covered up in bloody shit and there was shit and piss on the floor, plus shit inside the sinks as well. It looked like something out of the environment from Silent Hill 3.
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I did what any other guy would have done, find a bush nearby in some spot and take a piss. I didn't even take a step inside the bathroom because just barely opening the door made me witness that horrifying scene.[/QUOTE]
did you wash your hands
They dont have stickers at my school.
[QUOTE=Pascall;25650005]Sometimes
Most of the times though, it's just barbie stickers.[/QUOTE]
Here it's these things called
"Homies"
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;25650069]Here it's these things called
"Homies"[/QUOTE]
little kid gangster stickers that are... SHINY!!!
[QUOTE=Fort83;25650106]At my old school in the boys changeroom there was a bathroom, but the amount of shit that got on the walls, toliet, door, mirror, sink and any other spot in the room, got so bad that the janitors just sealed the room shut and never reopened it.[/QUOTE]
So do they go in a bush or something
Maybe use the other bathrooms in the school?
ITT: Facepunchers share bad bathroom experiences.
[QUOTE=loco;25650028]Do you really have stickers in there? :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Yes.
One time in 4th grade, I walked into the bathroom and it smelled worse than I've ever smelled it. And this is a grammar school bathroom. It was that bad. I looked into the first stall and there was shit all over the walls, on the floor, pouring out of the bowl. I puked and went to class, without telling anyone.
Eventually, the smell was so bad that a teacher could smell it from the hallway, and she told the janitor. I was walking by at the end of the day and he was swearing in front of all the kids, wiping a brown substance off his hands and onto his jumpsuit.
Depends where it is. At the Quizno's I work at, the bathroom has never been messy. Occasionally a piece of TP on the floor, but there's not even anything on it. Cleaning it is very quick, we clean it every night, never have any problems.
I also forget where it was, but it was at a fast food place and I went into the bathroom and it was literally pristine. It smelled good, everything was shiny and clean, the lights were all of normal-brightness, it was like being at home. It was wonderful.
Then I used a DQ Washroom, which had graffiti, an ORANGE light that flickered, and some random blood on the walls. Essentially, it was a horror movie washroom.
It varies, and people are odd. If there's no plunger and you clog the toilet... well... what can you really do? Nobody wants to shove their hand in their own shit, so I guess some fatties are screwed.
It's just the problem of a public rest-room, anyone can really do anything to it.
Now: for awkward bathrooms: Try the one-way bathroom. It's a public stall in a city
[IMG]http://www.withourbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bathroom_mirror_1.jpg[/IMG]
The only problem is, everyone puts their face to the glass to see if you actually can't see inside, which must be terrifying for the person inside.
[IMG]http://www.withourbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/71083_13.jpg[/IMG]
Put it this way,
How much would you pay somebody to clean public toilets?
How much would you need to be paid to deal with shit like this?
My guess is that the first number is low and the second is astronomical. This is why public toilets get in the state they do
Smear poop on glass. Make container like Nazi gas chamber of shit.
[QUOTE=st0rmforce;25652325]Put it this way,
How much would you pay somebody to clean public toilets?
How much would you need to be paid to deal with shit like this?
My guess is that the first number is low and the second is astronomical. This is why public toilets get in the state they do[/QUOTE]
How about telling people to aim correctly :colbert:
Anyways, I come back about half a day later and :wtc:
Why all the funny ratings? :saddowns:
Image tag that shit.
But then no one will experience the horror like I did :saddowns:
[editline]lol[/editline]
There, I spaced it out more so people with giant monitors won't see it at first
I remember one time in middle school where every single boy in 8th grade including me was pulled out of class and lined up in this really long hallway. For like 10 minutes are janitor was yelling at us because someone clogged every single bathroom toilet with [b]CEMENT[/b], and then repeatedly flushed all the toilets so they over flowed.
Eventually the guys who did it were caught; there was 12 of them and they all got expelled from the school district. I am still fucking curious about how the hell they got cement inside the school and managed to poor all of it in the toilets without getting caught.
Several friends and I rented two hotel rooms in the city since we didn't wanna make the journey home after goin to a few clubs.
A friend of mine got so drunk he passed out in the hotel bathroom and vomited on himself. We made him sit upright so atleast he won't choke on vomit. Later we returned to check up on him and found that he taken off his pants and shitted himself. As in there was shit all over the place in the bathroom, we didn't dare step in. He then went to lay down in the bathtub where he proceeded to shit himself again. He was literally rolling around in his own shit. He sobered up enough to clean it. He bent over to clean the shit on the floor but by bending over, his ass crack touched the shower curtain which smeared shit on it. Once he cleaned up best he could, he slept next to me, we were sharing beds.
Next morning we checked the bathroom and suprisingly, he did a bang up job at cleaning it ... well it wasn't 100% clean I'm assuming, since it WAS cleaned by a drunk guy who shitted and vomited himself. But you would've never guess that several hours ago there was shit all over the place, which means, the cleaner who would've came in after we left probably didn't think he/she had to do much of a job at cleaning the place right? This makes me wonder everytime I rent a hotel room, what completely nasty disgusting things happend in this room previously, wasn't cleaned properly, and I'm smack bang in the middle of it.
[QUOTE=Professer Trall;25652487]
Eventually the guys who did it were caught; there was 12 of them and they all got expelled from the school district. I am still fucking curious about how the hell they got cement inside the school and managed to poor all of it in the toilets without getting caught.[/QUOTE]
Badass.
MEDIA TAG IT.
What has been seen, cannot be unseen(I think).
:barf::barf::barf:
Those sick fucks.
[QUOTE=Tukimoshi;25651496]Depends where it is. At the Quizno's I work at, the bathroom has never been messy. Occasionally a piece of TP on the floor, but there's not even anything on it. Cleaning it is very quick, we clean it every night, never have any problems.
I also forget where it was, but it was at a fast food place and I went into the bathroom and it was literally pristine. It smelled good, everything was shiny and clean, the lights were all of normal-brightness, it was like being at home. It was wonderful.
Then I used a DQ Washroom, which had graffiti, an ORANGE light that flickered, and some random blood on the walls. Essentially, it was a horror movie washroom.
It varies, and people are odd. If there's no plunger and you clog the toilet... well... what can you really do? Nobody wants to shove their hand in their own shit, so I guess some fatties are screwed.
It's just the problem of a public rest-room, anyone can really do anything to it.
Now: for awkward bathrooms: Try the one-way bathroom. It's a public stall in a city
[img_thumb]http://www.withourbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bathroom_mirror_1.jpg[/img_thumb]
The only problem is, everyone puts their face to the glass to see if you actually can't see inside, which must be terrifying for the person inside.
[img_thumb]http://www.withourbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/71083_13.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Jack off in there and splooge on the glass
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;25652569]Jack off in there and splooge on the glass[/QUOTE]
:byodood:
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
that's nasty.
[QUOTE=Doriol;25652496]Badass.[/QUOTE]
You know what, now that I think about it, there was some roads being repaved a block away when it happened.
No, no, no, no... they couldn't have... did they? :ohdear:
Once upon a time, I just exited the cubicle in the school bathroom, as I went to reach for the door, I stopped and saw a pile of turd smeared around the door handle.
I could not get out of the bathroom unless..
I never flush.
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
Cuz i don't want to touch the knob thingy.
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