[QUOTE=MarlaCouture;25652658]Once upon a time, I just exited the cubicle in the school bathroom, as I went to reach for the door, I stopped and saw a pile of turd smeared around the door handle.
I could not get out of the bathroom unless..[/QUOTE]
Called a friend to open the door for you from the outside? Or wait for someone else to come in? Don't have to touch shit and waste time not going to class with a good excuse, it's a win win.
Or use toilet paper as a glove and open it. Might wanna use a [I]shitload[/I] of toilet paper though.
[QUOTE='[ToRn];25652726']You climbed over the stall into the next one?[/QUOTE]
Re-read.
I had already exited the Stall until I went over to the 'exit' door to get out of the bathroom and that is when I had the encounter.
[QUOTE=ConTron123;25645073]I don't understand why people can't properly take care of public facilities. It's not hard to keep it clean and tidy.
You wouldn't want YOUR home toilet like that, why make a public toilet in the same state?[/QUOTE]
when i use arestroom i always try to clean it up so its reuseable - but half the time i dont even wanna bother as its like the OPS pic
People are fucking rude
please PLEASE imgthub those pics
Good thing I finished eating a chocolate muffin I had [I]before[/I] entering this thread.
Once I waltzed into a toilet at my school to find someone had taken a giant dump in the middle of the floor. (Mind you, the toilets at my school tend to be pretty gross at times)
Since I was a child and witnessed my first turd in the urinals, and gazed upon shit covered walls, I've made it a duty not to use public restrooms for any reason. I can happily say I never used a public restroom once in my High School, and only had to enter once to tend to a bloody nose. I think my body has adapted, and I rarely find myself in a situation where I can't wait.
[QUOTE=Tukimoshi;25651496]
Now: for awkward bathrooms: Try the one-way bathroom. It's a public stall in a city
[img_thumb]http://www.withourbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bathroom_mirror_1.jpg[/img_thumb]
The only problem is, everyone puts their face to the glass to see if you actually can't see inside, which must be terrifying for the person inside.
[img_thumb]http://www.withourbest.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/71083_13.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Dude, that is awesome. I would imagine that assholes would be less inclined to fuck around when they feel like they are vulnerable. I'd rather feel awkward then have to deal with bathroom atrocities.
[QUOTE=MarlaCouture;25652741]Re-read.
I had already exited the Stall until I went over to the 'exit' door to get out of the bathroom and that is when I had the encounter.[/QUOTE]
Re-read my post too, I noticed my mistake and edited it with new suggestions before you posted that.
EDIT:
How am I late? You're the one who replied late since you replied AFTER I edited it.
wow even the toilets in fallout look more tastier then that..
goto cuba, go to a mc donnalds and ask for the restroom. ive done that and it left a scar for life D:
it's ike a fallout toilet only 10 times worse.
Got a problem with how I pee Stabbybunny?
[QUOTE=aydin690;25652688]I never flush.
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
Cuz i don't want to touch the knob thingy.[/QUOTE]
I use my foot to flush, personally.
Where do you guys live? I've never seen a nasty toilet where i live, and i've been to many public toilets.
(I live in Sweden)
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
I guess sweden's just that awesome. :smug:
put it on rate my poo OP
It's a (inrecredibly hilarious) vicious circle. If you go in there and its caked in piss and shit why would you bother to be clean? I just let all hell loose. Fun game- See how far back you can keep walking when pissing in one of the toilets. I've got a good few feet out the door.
[QUOTE=Pascall;25646440]You think MEN'S bathrooms are bad?
Women's bathrooms are ten times worse. We also have to deal with bloody remnants that have been sitting in a woman's vagina for a good eight hours.
They just fling it wherever and leave it there, manage to piss on the seat (how the FUCK DO YOU MISS THE BOWL WHEN YOU'RE SITTING RIGHT ABOVE IT), and throw dirty baby diapers and maxi pads all over the floor.
I used to work at a restaurant and I would NEVER volunteer to clean the women's bathroom. Only the men's. It was that disgusting.[/QUOTE]
Oh god! I have wondered this for years! How the fuck does a girl MISS THE BOWL! I went to an all girls school and yet in the bathrooms people still managed to piss on the seats. It confuses the fuck out of me, what the hell are they doing while they pee that makes them piss on the seat?
:ohdear: Also yeah, you guys are lucky you don't get to find blood in the bowl, sanitry towels on the floor, etc. It makes me heave a little...people are disgusting...
Luckily at my college they clean the bathroom every 5 hours. It's always so clean and stuff when I go to use it. People are actually considerate here :D Instead of shitting on the little guy.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;25655583]Oh god! I have wondered this for years! How the fuck does a girl MISS THE BOWL! I went to an all girls school and yet in the bathrooms people still managed to piss on the seats. It confuses the fuck out of me, what the hell are they doing while they pee that makes them piss on the seat?
:ohdear: Also yeah, you guys are lucky you don't get to find blood in the bowl, sanitry towels on the floor, etc. It makes me heave a little...people are disgusting...[/QUOTE]
Least it doesn't smell as bad, shit smeared on the walls, in my school, shit on walls, piss on the floor, taps don't work and have mold growing on it, the same with the handle to flush the toilets which is why no one flushes. And the worst thing is...
[b]No toilet paper[/b]
Would it matter if you went to an all girls school? It's not like you have uni-sex toilets.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;25655781]Least it doesn't smell as bad, shit smeared on the walls, in my school, shit on walls, piss on the floor, taps don't work and have mold growing on it, the same with the handle to flush the toilets which is why no one flushes. And the worst thing is...
[b]No toilet paper[/b]
Would it matter if you went to an all girls school? It's not like you have uni-sex toilets.[/QUOTE]
I guess not, my main point was just to say that girls can be pretty disgusting in public toilets too. I guess that blood isn't *as* bad as shit but it's still pretty nasty when you know where it came from.
You're right.
Oh man oh God oh man oh God...
I still laugh at most of these comments.
Keep 'em coming.
This is horrible.
They forgot to lower the seat.
Someone had a shit and had a piss in the sink at my local school.
Restrooms are pretty good at my school
except for that one time when there was leaking piss from the ceiling, from the restroom on the first floor. Leaky pipe.
why is there shit in the toilet call the cops
toilets are made for shitting in i dont see the problemo
[QUOTE=MonkeyMan44;25658435]why is there shit in the toilet call the cops
toilets are made for shitting in i dont see the problemo[/QUOTE]
you did it didnt you
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
so may i ask, how did you manage it?
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;25643903]UGH, I can SMELL the picture.
[editline]25th October 2010[/editline]
Wtf kind of toilet is that.[/QUOTE]
All toilets occupied? use sink
I work for my City's Parks Department, and every morning we clean the park bathrooms, which is usually no big deal.
Well one day someone decided it would be funny to take a fucking dump on the floor right next to the sink.
wtf
Relevant:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou5W7u0pYkE[/media]
When I saw this I was like "Oh FUCK NO, JAMES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!", James is one motherfucking badass.
Well once i was going by train and i really had to use the restroom, I waited outside because it was occupied, a minute later a lady and a baby left the restroom, i went in and to my horror there was a used diaper lying on the floor and a tiny baby turd in the sink.
It was gross.
[QUOTE=cottonwaxy;25653193]wow even the toilets in fallout look more [b]tastier[/b] then that..[/QUOTE]
?
Because they're used by the public.
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