Glad I wasn't eating my dinner while that big monster turd was staring me in the face.
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;25643846]excuse the shitty image, but this was in my school's toilets the other day
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I mean for fucks sake you can see the corn in it and everything, there's even a bit on the rim... oh god it's fucking disgusting.[/QUOTE]
Taco Tuesday.
Most of the time using soap from refillable soap dispensers covers your hands in bacteria. That shit is a breeding ground.
The ones with the plastic disposable bags filled with soap are fine, though.
I allmost never use public toilets. Only when i KNOW they are clean. I can hold piss or shit for minimum 12 hours.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;25660912]Well once i was going by train and i really had to use the restroom, I waited outside because it was occupied, a minute later a lady and a baby left the restroom, i went in and to my horror there was a used diaper lying on the floor and a tiny baby turd in the sink.
It was gross.[/QUOTE]
god i fucking LOVE baby turds
You think public toilets are bad?
You have never had to use the toilets the Army "maintains". The one at my boot camp had six inches of standing water on the floor and no electricity. I try not to remember the smell. :gonk:
I dug a small trench instead. Every few weeks, I would fill it in and start a new one. Took up a lot of what little free time I had, but it was worth it.
Oh god I can smell it through my monitor.
[QUOTE=Amic;25662220]I allmost never use public toilets. Only when i KNOW they are clean. I can hold piss or shit for minimum 12 hours.[/QUOTE]
Do this all the time for journeys involving planes.
OP has clearly never been to longdrops in festivals.
This is why I never use public toilets, cause they usually stink of piss, and also because of this kinda shit. They need to come up with some simplistic toilet design which means you cant do this crap. get it? crap.
Theres no way that monstrosity in the OP came from one person...
I would hate to be the janitor for that shit..no pun intended..
i actually don't really mind public restrooms. If there is piss/crap on the seat i just don't sit and shit standing up, the only thing i mind is the smell.
Back in the day, my high school painted the stalls and stuff brown so that the shit stains didn't show up as much.
:geno:
Man this thread has gone down the shitter :downsrim:
Thankfully the toilets in my college are checked like every hour, so they are nice and clean.
They also play funky 70s and 80s music in them
[QUOTE=shaunyboyy;25665575]Thankfully the toilets in my college are checked like every hour, so they are nice and clean.
They also play funky 70s and 80s music in them[/QUOTE]
The toilets play music?Cool
[QUOTE=dan5247;25665634]The toilets play music?Cool[/QUOTE]
haha, meant to say music plays in the bathroom
This reminds me of people who don't pick up trash after themselves.
It takes like what? 10 seconds to clean up. And people still are too lazy to do it. Are people just getting more inconsiderate or am I just noticing it more now?
This also reminds of the two kids who put their poo in a school vending machine.
They got expelled.
just use your own toilet :v:
Jesus Christ what food do they have at your college?
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;25655583]Oh god! I have wondered this for years! How the fuck does a girl MISS THE BOWL! I went to an all girls school and yet in the bathrooms people still managed to piss on the seats. It confuses the fuck out of me, what the hell are they doing while they pee that makes them piss on the seat?
:ohdear: Also yeah, [b]you guys are lucky you don't get to find blood in the bowl, sanitry towels on the floor, etc.[/b] It makes me heave a little...people are disgusting...[/QUOTE]
Too late for me
wtf how did someone even get that out of their butt
how come no one ever flushes the toilet
i bet they smell like shit because along with the unflushed toilet i see a lack of toilet paper
[QUOTE=shaunyboyy;25665656]haha, meant to say music plays in the bathroom[/QUOTE]
Oh that makes more sense.
[QUOTE=Kill001;25642684]why the fuck do people around here don't use the urinals when they want to piss anyway?[/QUOTE]
I don't know about anyone but I fucking hate to stand while pissing.
my legs get tired.
I remember when I was in the 8th Grade, some fat guy that went to our school took a dump in the one and only toilet in the one and only boy's washroom on our wing of the school (yeah it was a sketchy school). The dump was literally as thick as a fat snake and about two metres long. It curled out of the toilet and on to the seat. Needless to say, smelled pretty bad.
Anyways, one kid was like "Oh grow up guys" and tried to flush it. Since it was so big it just produced bubbles of poowater popping up into the toilet and spraying poo everywhere. Eventually the teachers found out, got us all out of the bathroom and had a janitor take care of it. This is where it gets funny.
To remove this monstrous shit from the toilet, the janitor had to freeze it (I forget how he froze it. I don't know whether he had to carry it to a freezer or used something to freeze it on the spot.) and once it was frozen solid, cut it up into pieces and throw the pieces out.
Oh man, I've had so many experiences with the bathroom in 6th grade. But, I'll just post a list of things that has happened.
-Piss on the floor
-Slipping over the piss
-Stalls being overrun with graffiti (Mainly phone numbers)
-Unflushed toilets
-Fire Alarm going off while taking a load
-Toilet paper being set on fire (The guy was expelled the next day)
-Staff bathroom toilet being overflowed so much, that the water actually slipped through the bottom of the door
-People fapping in the bathroom
-Sinks being clogged due to gum
And finally
-A dead rat in the stall for handicapped people
Enjoy your dinner.
[QUOTE=Kleemin;25654003]I use my foot to flush, personally.[/QUOTE]
I use my elbow because then I don't risk accidentally putting it in my mouth later.
[QUOTE=Fort83;25650106]At my old school in the boys changeroom there was a bathroom, but the amount of shit that got on the walls, toliet, door, mirror, sink and any other spot in the room, got so bad that the janitors just sealed the room shut and never reopened it.[/QUOTE]
They did this to the bathroom in my school's changing room too. Just built a plywood wall in front of the old entrance. There used to be showers and everything.
AFAIK that room is filled with piss covered and partially burned clothes.
Fucking kids at that school... I'd stand and change and watch as they took one of the other kids' shoes while he was out of the room, tied them together, pissed in them, flung them at each other, then flung them at the ceiling until they got the shoes to hang by one of the girders.
Then they stole the kids' shirt and pants and pissed on those too. Like in a big puddle of piss.
The next day they stole my lighter and fucking lit the shirt and pants on fire.
[editline]26th October 2010[/editline]
I am 100% fucking serious.
What the [i]fuck[/i] is wrong with people
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