Billionaire offers $1 million reward for first person to streak naked in front of Obama

[GhettoGeek]

I should do this while I'm still technically a minor, less jail time

[SPESSMEHREN]

Hey guys Obama is on vacation on a tiny island about an hour away from me!

Quick! To the Vinyard!

[TheHydra]

guys you do realize that doing this would put you in the sex offender registry for life for indecent exposure

[SPESSMEHREN]

[QUOTE=TheHydra;24197864]guys you do realize that doing this would put you in the sex offender registry for life for indecent exposure[/QUOTE]If someone were actually stupid enough to do this, a criminal prosecution would probably rule that the defendant, while being a fucktarded idiot, is not a sex offender because he did it for the money.

[Boozy&Bitter]

Obama will have his double there. And just as you streak by him, he's going to run out and streak naked in front of [I]you.[/I]

[bravehat]

[QUOTE=TheHydra;24197864]guys you do realize that doing this would put you in the sex offender registry for life for indecent exposure[/QUOTE]

Yup.

But it's only indecent exposure, and anyone complains you can show em the news reports.

"Naked man sprints towards white house, and the age question "will the secret service tackle a naked man" is finally answered"

Come on that would be a glorious claim to fame.

[Corn]

Public indecency in front of the president

[TheHydra]

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24197887]If someone were actually stupid enough to do this, a criminal prosecution would probably rule that the defendant, while being a fucktarded idiot, is not a sex offender because he did it for the money.[/QUOTE]
no, no they wouldn't. people have been put in the registry for pissing on a curb while drunk.

[Corn]

Sounds legit

[Encryption]

[QUOTE=woodlander;24197230]Obama[/QUOTE]

:frog:

[darkrei9n]

I live an hours drive away from the White House...

[H11]

Shouldn't be too hard to do. My dad jogged by Bill Clinton once during his presidency. Though, 15 secret service dudes patted him down afterwards.

[RickieSticki]

1 million dollars for taking out your clothes in front of someone. Oh man.
Sad I don't live in the USA.

[Perfumly]

It's because he wants to see obama laugh at your penis size

[PieClock]

Wait till you see the huge army of naked people walking around outside the whitehouse.

[SkinkYEA]

I will do this with the FP logo painted on my ass.

[Ricaaado]

I bet this'll make Obama laugh.

[Pred4tor]

THIS is when you sell your morals.

[Decaf Cobra]

I wonder how many people will be trying after this.

[FunnyBunny]

It's worth it even if you do get sex offender status

[Hendo]

i would do this

[iPat]

damn, obama was just in austin last week

[Nerdrage]

i bet once you go to claim your reward (assuming you haven't been arrested or shot)

the billionaire will just say "ahh, i remember how i got to be a billionaire, using idiots like you!"

he'd puff his cigar, and leaves while his assistant explain how there isn't any contract, and he isn't obliged to do anything.

[L'ordinateur]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;24198443]It's because he wants to see obama laugh at your penis size[/QUOTE]

Because Obama is black.

[shatteredwindow]

I am under 18, I wonder if anyone would get into some kinda pedo/child porn trouble if I did it?

[Tukimoshi]

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;24204241]I am under 18, I wonder if anyone would get into some kinda pedo/child porn trouble if I did it?[/QUOTE]

Nah, because they would force you to stop exposing yourself, so it wouldn't be a worry unless someone took pictures.

This would help prevent you being put into the sex offender registry though (Oh, he's just a stupid kid trying to get money, etc etc.)

Plus, your criminal record is wiped 'clean' when you hit legal age, as in, your employer/co-worker/whatever cant look up what you've done before then.

[shatteredwindow]

yeah, well I would have to video myself. Would I get into trouble, or Alki David, or the website, or no one?

[Tukimoshi]

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;24204307]yeah, well I would have to video myself. Would I get into trouble, or Alki David, or the website, or no one?[/QUOTE]

It's very unclear what the laws state around nudity of children in videos/pictures, especially in a context like that.

You'd be best off if you censored the video, or didn't do this at all, because your parents would be like OMG YOU STREAKED IN FRONT OF OBAMA

[shatteredwindow]

yeah, but then they would be like 'oh my god, we have a million dollars"

[editline]02:20AM[/editline]

oh well, I might be able to edit a video, or pay someone else to. Think they would fall for it?

[Tukimoshi]

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;24204354]yeah, but then they would be like 'oh my god, we have a million dollars"[/QUOTE]

And they'd probaly spend it all, barely let you see any of it, and not take the good idea of investing it into something that will return even more money. I.E: Stocks, High Interest Savings Account, A House (You can make a lot of money buying/selling houses)