Billionaire offers $1 million reward for first person to streak naked in front of Obama

[sonicrjk]

[QUOTE=lapsus_;24197276]That guy is a troll employer[/QUOTE]
oh look another 10'er that doesnt know what troll means

[Kalibos]

"How many of you are willing to put a price on your dignity?"

[Livewire123]

[QUOTE=Kalibos;24204908]"How many of you are willing to put a price on your dignity?"[/QUOTE]

My dignity is worth about $10.

I'd attempt to fellate Obama for 1 million...

[Ninjarooster]

If Obama ever comes near my town I am definitely doing this.

Sure, I'd be that naked kid who got tackled by Secret Service, but I'd be that naked kid who got tackled by Secret Service with one million fucking dollars.

[B-hazard]

I'm tempted to fly over from the UK just to do this.

[Ericsson]

I'd seriously do this if I lived anywhere near USA

[Deathhunter]

If I can manage to lure him into a blowjob, is that worth a million dollars more?

[Andaeeee]

I'd do it if I wasn't living in England :saddowns:

[Phoenix Ashes]

[QUOTE=woodlander;24197230]
Almost three months ago the Nigerian born businessman,[/QUOTE]

oh, stereotypes.

[mobrockers]

[QUOTE=Master117;24197307]Holy shit... I might be able to do this...I'm in the suburbs of DC. I can get to the White House in maybe 30 minutes by metro.[/QUOTE]

Be sure to visit the GGT in FT after you win :3:

[Assburgers]

Brb going to the USA and streaking infront of obama

[veribigbos1]

Isn't really hard. Just that the thing is, nobody willing to do this can possibly make it close enough to the president to do this close enough to make it count.

Not unless he's at a parade or something.

[Mr. Someguy]

I would be afraid that the Secret Service would beat the shit out of you, or maybe even shoot.

[BrQ]

[QUOTE=Encryption;24198041]:frog:[/QUOTE]

I wanted to say something to you but your avatar already did

[Drakehawke]

I thought they weren't allowed to shoot you if you're unarmed?

So I guess if you don't have any weapons or run directly towards him, I guess you'd get away with a tackle & some handcuffs.

To be just, you should get the same offence & punishment as someone streaking naked anywhere, right?

[johan_sm]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;24208520]I would be afraid that the Secret Service would beat the shit out of you, or maybe even shoot.[/QUOTE]
I doubt they would do that, seeing as being naked doesn't pose much of a threat.
Unless you have bomb inside you

[Mr.T]

The Secret Service will shoot my ass off, I am not doing this

[BCell]

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;24197901]Public indecency in front of the president[/QUOTE]

And the first person to do that gets arrested and sent to prison and he/she will not be able to claim the reward.

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And SUDDENLY
[B]
Nudes! NUDES EVERYWHERE![/B]