Honestly lewd dreams aren't the ones that get me upset because they're not real, but mainly dreams about relationshipy cutesy type stuff, that's the stuff I crave for and stings to know I'm not getting anything like anytime soon.
[QUOTE=Reyjr43;51260272]I wish I could [b]GAIN[/b] weight, I'm a scarily light 43kg (96lbs) and I'm about 168cm (5'6"-5'7"), my BMI is roughly 15.[/QUOTE]
I'm a little taller, but yeah unhealthily underweight zone represent!
[QUOTE=Halfpenny24;51260356]Honestly lewd dreams aren't the ones that get me upset because they're not real, but mainly dreams about relationshipy cutesy type stuff, that's the stuff I crave for and stings to know I'm not getting anything like anytime soon.[/QUOTE]
Whenever I wake up from a lewd dream, I yearn to go back there sooo bad....
Whenever I have lewd dreams I wake up right when I finish which ruins everything because it seems like I only last 10 seconds when something actually lewd starts happening.
i only dream of lewis i was not paid to post this
[QUOTE=KillRay;51260717]i only dream of lewis i was not paid to post this[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry you have dreams like that.
Never had a lewd dream in my life, probably because I jerk off too much.
[QUOTE=LordyLord;51260699]Whenever I have lewd dreams I wake up right when I finish which ruins everything because it seems like I only last 10 seconds when something actually lewd starts happening.[/QUOTE]
My lewd dreams never really get to the actual sexing because there's always something which prevents me from doing it.
Whether it being me being too tired to fuck, or some inexplicable invisible force pushing my dink away from the point of penetration. There's always something getting in the way.
I get these dreams like once a week and it feels like my subconscious is just taunting me at this point. At least they're amusing.
I rarely ever have lewd dreams but when i do the result is....interesting.
I think my most recent lewd dream was 6 months ago. Damn was I disappointed when i woke up :v:
I don't even have sex on my mind at all most of the time but lewd dreams will pop up every now and then.
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;51260809]dink[/QUOTE]
when the enemy uses the USP it's 120 in 1 but when I use it it's 78 in 5
[QUOTE=KillRay;51260717]i only dream of lewis i was not paid to post this[/QUOTE]
eugh who would dream of him?
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;51260901]when the enemy uses the USP it's 120 in 1 but when I use it it's 78 in 5[/QUOTE]
Drop it and buy a P250, don't look back.
Wet dreams are overrated. You don't even feel the best parts and you wake up with a mess to clean up. It's like getting a blowjob when you're passed out :v:
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51261094]It enrages me that the p250 can do 101~ to head armor yet the m4a1-s can only do 99~.
Just what the fuck volvo.[/QUOTE]
"Every gun should be viable at any point in the match" - Valve, 2016
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;51260934]Drop it and buy a P250, don't look back.[/QUOTE]
I never buy pistols first round. I've always found it more effective to buy kevlar, score some potshots, play the objective and do my best to survive so that I keep my kevlar for round 2 and hopefully 3. If I can get the dollaz to buy UMP + kevlar on round 3, I can pull off some stupid effective bullshit on a good day.
i need some dick real bad
;(
[QUOTE=KillRay;51260717]i only dream of lewis i was not paid to post this[/QUOTE]
really makes you think
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;51260879]I got 99 problems but a USP-S ain't one.
[t]https://chie.club/files/images/st/3cbd5b94-f2f7-4d5f-876c-9da6a9410558.png[/t][/QUOTE]
Just like my ma used to say; "Tap tap."
I wish I could just be the physical embodiment of Emilia Clarke
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;51259946]I missed the selfie train but aw heck I sure am gonna pretend I didn't
[t]https://i.imgur.com/WDA59JL.jpg[/t]
I've been wearing little flower hair clips for a while. Feels nice and I can't quite say why.[/QUOTE]
I feel like I'm grasping at straws here, but do you go to Pitt by chance? Your dorm room looks very very similar to the one I used to live in as a freshman
I'm also late to the selfie train but
I got new glasses:
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Aaaaand if you remember back a couple months, I said I bought a ring to propose.
[quote][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ea2mxbH.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JDaelyC.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
It went pretty well.
What a pair of dads
Hey guys, it's time for my monthly check-in again. Pledging (and now as an initiated brother) a fraternity really took a lot of time out of my day.
I think it's only fitting to leave a selfie, since everyone else is.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/e7uoFby.jpg[/t]
See y'all around. I find myself on a computer way less now, it's weird. I also have a thing with another girl again - wouldn't say relationship yet, but we've gone on a few dates and done some things.
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;51262646]I feel like I'm grasping at straws here, but do you go to Pitt by chance? Your dorm room looks very very similar to the one I used to live in as a freshman[/QUOTE]Not even close bby. UC Irvine.
[QUOTE=Zelle;51259014]I wish I can have lewd dreams all the time.[/QUOTE]
this is where scientific research needs to be headed
[QUOTE=KillRay;51260717]i only dream of lewis i was not paid to post this[/QUOTE]
I wish I was paid to post
My posts are so high quality gary himself pays me
Any time I look to leave I get a raise
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;51259008]I'm seriously upset by my weight gain. I used to be a comfortable 136 for years and years and it was great but then about a year ago I started ballooning and now I'm at like 170 or so and it's all belly and leg fat.[/QUOTE]
I was 114lbs (translated from kilograms because America is weird) for ages and then I started drinking excessively and eating McDonald's every day (I got it delivered even though the store is just down the street :v: ) so now I am 147. I would be more but I started seeing a personal trainer and I am gonna slowly turn it into muscle. Goal is 65kg but like wayyyy leaner.
Also I found out where the random stains on my pants leg was coming from. Apple juice! Because I spilt so much on them just now. So dry cleaning I guess. Ugh. Unexpected expenses :(
[editline]27th October 2016[/editline]
The sky diving instructor - who I normally just visit then go home - said that when I go over on Friday I have to wake up early because he has to go sky diving on Saturday.
He wants me to sleep over :3 Lookit what I get to cuddle:
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Lewd dreams just usually piss me off. I feel like it's my brain teasing me.
"aww look at this fucking virgin thinking he's scoring tehehe :3c"
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