Gay Chat V. 10 - now with more rainbows

[fartparty]

Enough of the bubbas voted for Trump that's it's not so much political suicide as it is giving the children their candy

People on my Facebook keep bitching about how "surprising" this whole thing is, how they "didn't realize how backwards our country really is" but I'm here like "really? You didn't know? You forgot about the kkk and white nationalists and Westboro?"

While I am disgusted and ashamed and embarrassed, I could never be surprised. America is shit

[Xieneus]

-snip-

[fartparty]

President Orange Dildo is just the logical result of giving this moronic undereducated population the authority to choose the leader of the fucking nation

[smallpants]

Well, anyway.

I'm now convinced I can only attract average looking people of either gender. Like a 7 at best.

[Hoob]

is this where i come to hide for the next few years

[bitches]

Bad Dragon should start selling orange eagle dicks so that we can get fucked in the ass by the big dick of freedom

[paindoc]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;51344369]um[/QUOTE]

I've got pectus evacatum that people used to really make fun of me for

I was also really an awkward kid in highschool and middle school who didn't take care for himself (because I despised myself hahaha lol making light of that haha[I]ha[/I])

Idk if I pulled a full ugly duckling transformation but I'm still honestly phobic about taking my shirt off, to the point of tears, and I can tell that's going to make dating fun.

I still have a date at 6pm tomorrow with a real hottie who's super sweet plus he's got a husky ([I]sold[/I]). Previous experiences have me feeling like crying already because I'll be stood up, but he's been more than fairly talkative and I still have a glimmer of hope thats keeping my vaguely glued together.

[editline]9th November 2016[/editline]

my boss came in at work and gave me a hug first-thing this morning, saying "it'll be okay little intern" ;c

[Thomo_UK]

[QUOTE=bitches;51344776]Bad Dragon should start selling orange eagle dicks so that we can get fucked in the ass by the big dick of freedom[/QUOTE]

Pitch the idea, make millions.

[bitches]

[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;51344859]Pitch the idea, make millions.[/QUOTE]

for a short while BD was letting users 3D model and vote on designs to release as real products

they didn't even give royalties in return; all you could get was one of them for free if your design won

[Thomo_UK]

[QUOTE=bitches;51344867]for a short while BD was letting users 3D model and vote on designs to release as real products

they didn't even give royalties in return; all you could get was one of them for free if your design won[/QUOTE]

They probably had some clause in the competition I suppose, other companies have done the same deal.

Would've been nice to see your fucked up ZBrush design arrive in the post to the bewilderment of friends and family.

"I won a competition."

[Vilous]

they still do that. its under the BD labs section

[bitches]

[QUOTE=Vilous;51344897]they still do that. its under the BD labs section[/QUOTE]

it's been 17 months since they last actually used it

[ECrownofFire]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;51344271]Pretty sure we have a lesbian or two in this thread already so feel welcome[/QUOTE]

Yes hello I'm pan and I enjoy kissing my girlfriend in a very gay way.

[Trekintosh]

I feel this huge existential dread because I can't possibly afford anyplace to live even now that I am living in an RV.

[editline]9th November 2016[/editline]

And also Pence's stormtroopers are going to be banging on my door to haul me away to government funded gay conversion therapy. (This is over exaggeration but it is a niggling terror)

[Smashmaster]

[QUOTE=Trekintosh;51345148]I feel this huge existential dread because I can't possibly afford anyplace to live even now that I am living in an RV.

[editline]9th November 2016[/editline]

And also Pence's stormtroopers are going to be banging on my door to haul me away to government funded gay conversion therapy.[/QUOTE]

I'm in a similar situation--I'm couch crashing, and just trying to avoid living out of the back of my car.

My job search is steadily lowering in standards. I really just want to spend my time working on my game, but I know reality is going to eventually come crashing down and I'll end up working at a Walmart or something.

And on top of all that I've been feeling [i]extra[/i] gay lately. I think loneliness and adversity just kind of go hand in hand.

[editline]9th November 2016[/editline]

Sorry to come out of nowhere like this after like a year of not posting

I just needed to talk to somebody about this kind of crap.

[Zillamaster55]

Gf moves out Saturday

Yeahhhhhhhboi

[spaceghost]

Barely post here, but really if some of you guys think trump is going to force lgbt people into camps you're paranoid as fuck. Most people support lgbt rights and if he pulled a Hitler I guarantee he would be impeached or forcefully removed from power. We're not going to spiral into a dystopian dictatorship or turn into a 3rd world country. There wont be mobs of trumpets roaming around finding out where all the gay people are and hauling them off, he might fuck a few things up but i bet the last thing he wants is to risk being removed and thrown in prison.

[Smashmaster]

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;51345429]Barely post here, but really if some of you guys think trump is going to force lgbt people into camps you're paranoid as fuck. Most people support lgbt rights and if he pulled a Hitler I guarantee he would be impeached or forcefully removed from power. We're not going to spiral into a dystopian dictatorship or turn into a 3rd world country. There wont be mobs of trumpets roaming around finding out where all the gay people are and hauling them off, he might fuck a few things up but i bet the last thing he wants is to risk being removed and thrown in prison.[/QUOTE]

Well Trekintosh was obviously joking

Not sure who else you might be talking about

[bitches]

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;51345429]Barely post here, but really if some of you guys think trump is going to force lgbt people into camps you're paranoid as fuck. Most people support lgbt rights and if he pulled a Hitler I guarantee he would be impeached or forcefully removed from power. We're not going to spiral into a dystopian dictatorship or turn into a 3rd world country. There wont be mobs of trumpets roaming around finding out where all the gay people are and hauling them off, he might fuck a few things up but i bet the last thing he wants is to risk being removed and thrown in prison.[/QUOTE]

that hasn't stopped [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wide_Association_of_Specialty_Programs_and_Schools]"conversion camps"[/url] from existing to harm minors

[spaceghost]

[QUOTE=bitches;51345455]that hasn't stopped [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wide_Association_of_Specialty_Programs_and_Schools]"conversion camps"[/url] from existing to harm minors[/QUOTE]

I know those places are fucking horrid, but since they're often called "boarding schools" or religious institutions, they dont get shut down until a long time after they open. If something like that was implemented federally by a trump, his ass would be in prison, or worse.

[bitches]

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;51345486]I know those places are fucking horrid, but since they're often called "boarding schools" or religious institutions, they dont get shut down until a long time after they open. If something like that was implemented federally by a trump, his ass would be in prison, or worse.[/QUOTE]

you don't have to be complicit in the opening of such institutions to protect those running them

[spaceghost]

Still, on a mass scale like that there would be massive backlash, there probably will be anyway for numerous shitty decisions he makes.

[Diet Kane]

why I hate pictures of myself that I don't explicitly take
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16550652/why%20i%20hate%20taking%20pictures%20of%20myself.jpg[/img]

[Rats808]

[QUOTE=Adelle Zhu;51344744]Well, anyway.

I'm now convinced I can only attract average looking people of either gender. Like a 7 at best.[/QUOTE]

For what it's worth, I think you're cute. :dog:

[fartparty]

Not to mention that when trump is impeached, all that will do is bring us a pence presidency, aka the man who wants to federally install conversion camps

[paindoc]

I'm trying to look on the bright side (and suggesting this guy do the same with me :D) by looking forward to my date tomorrow. I've never been this outright excited for a date. I can't help but smile a bit to myself when I think about it. Its not until 6pm tomorrow though, and the wait is going to be killlerrrrr.

He's so attractive though, and is sweet enough that it just makes me feel like I've emotionally short-circuited. Not to mention, of course, my ridiculous blush that I've compared in this before to the beacons in LOTR being lit lol

[sp]I am also having lewd thoughts [I]oh my[/I] but for now I'll settle for a hug that I can use to scout the terrain[/sp]

[editline]10th November 2016[/editline]

We are both, of course, bummed and worried about this election but that's why my boss was trying to keep my spirits up.

I wish I could give my boss more credit, as calling her a completely mental yet brilliant scientist breaking barriers and ceilings and such in her field doesn't do it justice. There's also the part of her that leads to her yelling "Get fucked, Intern!" because she beat me to an Electric Boogaloo reference :(

[AtomicSans]

[QUOTE=Diet Kane;51345608]why I hate pictures of myself that I don't explicitly take
[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16550652/why i hate taking pictures of myself.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I'm the worst selfie-taker in the universe. This is the photo I currently use for social media and stuff:

[t]https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14702393_544497512422088_8373103756432490231_n.jpg?oh=5b961b45aa1fa09d128ee48d324b4c70&oe=5892BDA0[/t]

This took THREE HOURS to take. Literally. There were hundreds of takes. They were all trash and I'm still not satisfied with this one. And there's no erasing the fact that I look tired and sleepless as fuck.

[Shier]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;51346358]I'm the worst selfie-taker in the universe. This is the photo I currently use for social media and stuff:

[t]https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14702393_544497512422088_8373103756432490231_n.jpg?oh=5b961b45aa1fa09d128ee48d324b4c70&oe=5892BDA0[/t]

This took THREE HOURS to take. Literally. There were hundreds of takes. They were all trash and I'm still not satisfied with this one. And there's no erasing the fact that I look tired and sleepless as fuck.[/QUOTE]

Fucking. Cute.

[a-cookie]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;51346358]I'm the worst selfie-taker in the universe. This is the photo I currently use for social media and stuff:

[t]https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14702393_544497512422088_8373103756432490231_n.jpg?oh=5b961b45aa1fa09d128ee48d324b4c70&oe=5892BDA0[/t]

This took THREE HOURS to take. Literally. There were hundreds of takes. They were all trash and I'm still not satisfied with this one. And there's no erasing the fact that I look tired and sleepless as fuck.[/QUOTE]

such a qt patootie

[Blooper Reel]

Oh my god my boyfriend surprised me the other night with a ticket back to Colorado, I'm gonna be with him for christmas!

I've never been so excited in my life. God I hope this time we can figure out a way for me to stay with him for good