[QUOTE=Mallow234;51396013]It's surprisingly easy to swallow cum[/QUOTE]
What made you think it would be hard to swallow fluids?
[QUOTE=Mallow234;51396013]It's surprisingly easy to swallow cum[/QUOTE]
dunno, i don't rly like the taste
[QUOTE=a-cookie;51396094]dunno, i don't rly like the taste[/QUOTE]
cum is dramatically impacted by your diet, from hydration to specific foods
you are what you eat, basically
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;51395692]Are you talking about the tiny onions which randomly grow in gardens?
They're pretty cute but they're really strong.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much any.
[QUOTE=bitches;51396111]cum is dramatically impacted by your diet, from hydration to specific foods
you are what you eat, basically[/QUOTE]
Supposedly fruits can help improve the taste.
[QUOTE=paindoc;51394613]That's what I meant in terms of building something more than the sum of your parts with someone: you already are complete, both of your, but get to add upon the happiness you both experience and the general breadth of experiences you have (which means they're also not all good).
I want to find someone that is down with my soppy little dream of a nice house with some land outside Seattle, and who wants to have 3 dogs too. And a reading room, I've already decided I shall have a glorious reading room. And a bed of tulips somewhere, I love tulips :D
[sp]the craziest part of this dream is finding a house with land anywhere within driving distance of the aero jobs around here :/[/sp][/QUOTE]
I wanna live like a hermit in the Rocky Mountains surrounded by nature. I'll eventually get mauled by a grizzly bear but whatever.
[QUOTE=Zelle;51396127]Supposedly fruits can help improve the taste.[/QUOTE]
Pineapples are a strong choice for that. But at the same time, greasy foods and sodas can make semen taste absolutely dreadful.
[QUOTE=Mallow234;51396013]It's surprisingly easy to swallow cum[/QUOTE]
I hear this in your voice and it's less sexual and more educational
Like the gay British bill nye
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;51396328]Pineapples are a strong choice for that. But at the same time, greasy foods and sodas can make semen taste absolutely dreadful.[/QUOTE]
I'm allergic to pineapples.
*removes sunglasses and turns to the camera*
if you're taking notes, fellas.
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;51396328]Pineapples are a strong choice for that. But at the same time, greasy foods and sodas can make semen taste absolutely dreadful.[/QUOTE]
I've also heard that celery causes you to produce more semen but I hate the taste of celery so I'm not entirely sure on that one.
Does celery even have a taste?
[QUOTE=inebriaticxp;51396339]I hear this in your voice and it's less sexual and more educational
Like the gay British bill nye[/QUOTE]
want me to voice it instead?
[QUOTE=Reyjr43;51396353]I've also heard that celery causes you to produce more semen but I hate the taste of celery so I'm not entirely sure on that one.[/QUOTE]
You can also eat bananas for that. But the most important part to it is to stay well hydrated.
[QUOTE=bitches;51396111]cum is dramatically impacted by your diet, from hydration to specific foods
you are what you eat, basically[/QUOTE]
i had sex with a vegan once and his tasted sweet
[QUOTE=Adelle Zhu;51396396]Does celery even have a taste?[/QUOTE]
Water
water and green
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it really does have a good taste, though
[QUOTE=Adelle Zhu;51396396]Does celery even have a taste?[/QUOTE]
Slightly bitter, which I don't like.
Mine was a good investment
Also celery is not bitter
[QUOTE=Berman Slick;51396644]I started taking a few supplements for "prostate health" (pygeum and saw palmetto), noticed I'm leaking more [sp]I NEVER leaked before, extremely rarely[/sp], but my friend is in like 9 pills a day for "everything cum related" and I don't know how that would work if at all. If they work, I'm super down :9
[editline]19th November 2016[/editline]
Yah celery shouldn't be bitter :v[/QUOTE]
Tell me more of these magic cum pills
Who's taste testing your friend?
[editline]19th November 2016[/editline]
This dickscussion is getting perhaps a bit too lewd for this thread
Friend started taking Zinc for his skin and realised he started running out of clean towels very quickly
I'll tell you how it goes for me :v:
[QUOTE=kaze4159;51396687]Friend started taking Zinc for his skin and realised he started running out of clean towels very quickly
I'll tell you how it goes for me :v:[/QUOTE]
Too vague 4 me
[QUOTE=bitches;51394765]gardens are a full time job unless it's just a pet tomato[/QUOTE]
wtf tomatoes are like the hardest to grow do you know what frost does to your tomatoes man
I miss growing things, I used to help my mom take care of our vegetable garden. Its a full time job, yeah, but its rewarding. The easiest to grow is some simple herbs, since you can keep those indoors and stuff.
[editline]19th November 2016[/editline]
Of course now I'm thinking of all the vaguely pastoral things I've done, which lead to thinking about baling alfalfa
so itchy. and it gets [I]everywhere[/I]
[QUOTE=Reyjr43;51396353]I've also heard that celery causes you to produce more semen but I hate the taste of celery so I'm not entirely sure on that one.[/QUOTE]
Looks like I'm going to have to take a trip to the store to buy some Celery. :smug:
[QUOTE=bitches;51396692]Too vague 4 me[/QUOTE]
He can go multiple times a day and never shoot blanks :B
[QUOTE=kaze4159;51396687]Friend started taking Zinc for his skin and realised he started running out of clean towels very quickly
I'll tell you how it goes for me :v:[/QUOTE]
Why doesn't he just use toilet paper, unless he cums like a fountain or something.
Never got the use of towels for masturbation, my friend used to keep a towel around that he'd "use" and I just couldn't get it, it's so much easier when you can just flush that shit down a toilet.
Just cum on your insertsomethingediblehere and waste no cum.
[editline]19th November 2016[/editline]
Or get bent and suck yourself.
[QUOTE=Combine 177;51396737]Or get bent and suck yourself.[/QUOTE]
Benefits of being double jointed in the right places.
[QUOTE=kaze4159;51396711]He can go multiple times a day and never shoot blanks :B[/QUOTE]
Same here but there's no 'shoot' to it in the first place.
[editline]19th November 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=jonu67;51396716]Why doesn't he just use toilet paper, unless he cums like a fountain or something.
Never got the use of towels for masturbation, my friend used to keep a towel around that he'd "use" and I just couldn't get it, it's so much easier when you can just flush that shit down a toilet.[/QUOTE]
Just swallow, man
LEWDD
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