My brother is about 16 now and he started hanging out with the some bad kids and my parents dont really know how to get down to his level and sort him out when he does sutpid shit, they seemingly forgot that kids dont always listen when you tell em that things are bad for them to do but dont punish them or anything. Whenever he's disrespectful to my mum and they're arguing or something usually waking me up I storm out n call him a little shit and tell him to sort his ass out because I aint mum or dad and I'm liable to kick his ass for being a little cunt. Usually cools him off.
[editline]20th June 2016[/editline]
Kids r shit but I reckon I'd be a good dad because I know from experience how stupid some parents are I basically got a crash course of what not to do
I'd make a terrible parent.
"Mum I'm hungry"
"Well little Jr. let me tell you about the importance of hunger in world history and its affect on culture"
*child dies of starvation before I'm finished*
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50555243]I'd make a terrible parent.
"Mum I'm hungry"
"Well little Jr. let me tell you about the importance of hunger in world history and its affect on culture"
*child dies of starvation before I'm finished*[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure parents have a natural instinct to feed their kids tho
[QUOTE=kijji;50555262]I'm pretty sure parents have a natural instinct to feed their kids tho[/QUOTE]
"Here's some natural grains that would be consumed thousands of years ago"
"Mom this is just a pile of wheat"
"Yes"
I'm a good uncle, but I doubt I could be a decent parent.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;50555243]I'd make a terrible parent.
"Mum I'm hungry"
"Well little Jr. let me tell you about the importance of hunger in world history and its affect on culture"
*child dies of starvation before I'm finished*[/QUOTE]
I would love to bear children of my own but I don't think I would be a fit parent.
But I guess I could be a decent aunt of memes.
[vid]http://foxcock.me/web/dump/Phone%20Camera/Camera/slcube.webm[/vid]
gave this to my dad for father's day
he plays a lot of secondlife so i made him a cube that lights up and turns off automatically depending on whether or not he's currently playing the game
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxh576Uyemk[/media]
what even
I'm too impatient and selfish to be a parent. I enjoy my free time and relaxation to much. I'm happy with having 2 nephews and 2 nieces
i just ate 3 ice cream cones without any ice cream and i don't really know why
these are the kind of ideas i have at 4:30 AM
Well, they do taste alright.
Can confirm that plain ice cream cones taste alright by themselves.
I tend to get a few duds in my cone shipments so I snack on them during my shifts.
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;50560373]Can confirm that plain ice cream cones taste alright by themselves.
I tend to get a few duds in my cone shipments so I snack on them during my shifts.[/QUOTE]
cone shipments?!
I'd be a good parent if I were even the tiniest bit financially responsible but nope
[QUOTE=greeley;50560424]cone shipments?![/QUOTE]
I've mentioned few times earlier that I run an ice cream kiosk. Obviously I have to order a shipment of cones once in a while
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;50560703]I've mentioned few times earlier that I run an ice cream kiosk. Obviously I have to order a shipment of cones once in a while[/QUOTE]
scoop me and add some sprinkles, daddy
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;50560703]I've mentioned few times earlier that I run an ice cream kiosk. Obviously I have to order a shipment of cones once in a while[/QUOTE]
Oh sorry, i'm useless at identifying people on here.
[QUOTE=greeley;50559758]I'm too impatient and selfish to be a parent. I enjoy my free time and relaxation to much. I'm happy with having 2 nephews and 2 nieces[/QUOTE]
Yeah same here. My sister has three kids and they are more than enough for me. Actually when she had her 1st one I was really exhausted all the time as I was the one helping her to take care of the baby. Her husband was always working and I was conveniently on my summer break (and I didn't really have no where else to be than my sister's).
So yeah my nieces are enough for me as I don't even like kids. I'd rather just get a BF and get married with him and just live the rest of my life free and happy :D
[QUOTE=angelangel;50558711](vid of traffic lights)
what even[/QUOTE]
What? I don't see the point of this. Well, I don't see the point of any images on the lights honestly, just keep the plain red and green.
I'd rather have a pet as my child.
A fucking cute Shiba Inu would do me a treat, that can be my son.
Apache helicopters flew over my house two days in a row.
Amazingly sexy, sweet blocky angles and rocket pods.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50561167]Apache helicopters flew over my house two days in a row.
Amazingly sexy, sweet blocky angles and rocket pods.[/QUOTE]
Do you identify as an attack helicopter?
[QUOTE=Mallow234;50561184]Do you identify as an attack helicopter?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
I identify as a petite, emotional glass of root beer.
[QUOTE=Zelle;50561847]I identify as a petite, emotional glass of root beer.[/QUOTE]
that's everything i like.
let's be married
I identify as a shark with tail, teeth, fins and all who mastered shitposting by slapping my fins against the keyboard at random intervals.
U got nuthin on me!
[editline]21st June 2016[/editline]
You have no idea how hard it is to sit in a chair when you have no butt :c
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;50561934]I identify as a shark with tail, teeth, fins and all who mastered shitposting by slapping my fins against the keyboard at random intervals.
U got nuthin on me!
[editline]21st June 2016[/editline]
You have no idea how hard it is to sit in a chair when you have no butt :c[/QUOTE]
Oh you identify as garbage too! It's refreshing to see someone else like me.
[sp]I keed[/sp]
I identify as confused ass
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