[QUOTE=Xieneus;50769376]no???
i can scan dna and determine if peeps are gay or not
only $3.99[/QUOTE]
rip your business, I do it for $2.99
undercut you like a motherfucker
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50769514]rip your business, I do it for $2.99
undercut you like a motherfucker[/QUOTE]
I'll do it for free with new probing technology :weeb:
[QUOTE=Trekintosh;50769530]I'll do it for free with new probing technology :weeb:[/QUOTE]
And we're right back to prostitution.
[QUOTE=ECrownofFire;50769727]And we're right back to prostitution.[/QUOTE]
not prostitution if it's free
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50769514]rip your business, I do it for $2.99
undercut you like a motherfucker[/QUOTE]
$4.99 take it or leave it
[QUOTE=Xieneus;50769851]$4.99 take it or leave it[/QUOTE]
[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo-pfZjEK-U]♪Five dolla foot long♪[/url]
[B]NSFW STORY, DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE BEST PLACE TO READ A LITTLE SMUT.[/B]
So i got a bit creative with bae and mines sexy time last night.
Its been so hot recently that we just haven't felt in the sexy mood at all.
So i decided to go have a shower a little earlier before bed, get myself all cleaned up everywhere. And when he went in the shower, that is when i made my move.
I got the lube ready and got a few toys to the side, got a jock strap on and a blind fold and just laid on the bed on my back with my legs up to give him a view.
Hes not been in the best mood for the passed few months with his illness so i was hoping it would help. He finished his shower and walked in the room like "oh, hello there!". He wasn't really in the mood to begin with so i suggest we'll do it another night, but then he saw the toys and was like "oh, ok, maybe i'll like a 5 minute play with you".
Ended up lasting around an hour and i don't think my arse has even been this sore the morning after haha. It's odd though, i'm not normally the "slutty bottom" type but last night i had an urge and Craig just went for it. I thought it wouldn't last long, like maybe use a toy for about 5 minutes and then he'll just use his dick. But get kept switching them, whenever he felt close, he'd pull out and use the toy instead but them blowing me too which was an awesome feeling. Would happily have that done to me again haha.
But yeah, i'm currently sitting here at work and my arse feels mega-loose! Its an odd feeling.
Sorry for the monday morning TMI if you didnt want to read this.
hot
Don't fart.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50770902]Don't fart.[/QUOTE]
I made that mistake this morning, but it was ok, i was [I][U]near[/U][/I] the toilet
I kind of drunkenly outed myself to the only gay guy I know on Saturday.
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Oh fuck me, I must have given my number to some guy in town while i was pissed as a fart. Can't remember it.
He sounds twice if not three times my age, and rapey as fuck too. Called using an 'unknown number' too.
Sometimes when I get lonely, I get my cat to be on my lap, she gets super sleepy and I can feel her purring until she finally sleeps, it's lovely.
[t]http://foxcock.me/web/dump/Phone%20Camera/Camera/food/IMG_20160725_235218202.jpg[/t]
make yourselves some pancakes tonight
did you cum on them wtf
[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;50779506]did you cum on them wtf[/QUOTE]
I'm more concerned with what he did with the pancake on the left
Scat pancake. [sp]Tbh those look good, give me some![/sp]
nutella on the left, butter+honey on the right
[editline]26th July 2016[/editline]
you've been looking at too much japanese art if you think cum is yellow
So I'm back home from escorting boyfriend to the airport. He was here from 21st to 26th, so not too long (when traveling took the entire day pretty much) but this was pretty much the best week of my life, and Sunday/Monday was also the best night of my life. Never felt happier in my life, and I feel so grateful to have someone that loves being with me.
That being said, I feel slightly embarrassed since he wants to meet up on both October and early January, and while I plan to make the january meetup happen with 100% certainty, October just seems to be so close ahead that I'm not sure if I will feel as into it as I did now; I do want to spend time with my boyfriend, but at the same time this is all new to me and I don't want him to come here just to have me ask him to give me some space for some hours during the day. Not that he's pushy, but he wants to make the most of our meetups (which is logical..) whereas I'm not completely sure if I can handle it.
Does anyone have any tips on how I should bring the thoughts up to him, without offending him or making me seem like I don't love him that much? He's quite an emotional person and I don't want to let him down, but I'm afraid my only choices are different sorts of letdowns.
It's only natural to want ur own time and space, I feel the same way about it with my bf as you do and we just agreed that we don't always have to be doing something over the top to make the most out of the visits, sometimes I'll just play some vidya with my other mates and he'll entertain himself it's chillin. Just bring it up with him, he should see it as being realistic not hurtful.
Had a nocturnal emission this morning from a really good dream I had.
It's still wasn't that great :v:
What if I like him? What if I don't? What if I do? What if I don't? What if i just die already
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;50781209]So I'm back home from escorting boyfriend to the airport. He was here from 21st to 26th, so not too long (when traveling took the entire day pretty much) but this was pretty much the best week of my life, and Sunday/Monday was also the best night of my life. Never felt happier in my life, and I feel so grateful to have someone that loves being with me.
That being said, I feel slightly embarrassed since he wants to meet up on both October and early January, and while I plan to make the january meetup happen with 100% certainty, October just seems to be so close ahead that I'm not sure if I will feel as into it as I did now; I do want to spend time with my boyfriend, but at the same time this is all new to me and I don't want him to come here just to have me ask him to give me some space for some hours during the day. Not that he's pushy, but he wants to make the most of our meetups (which is logical..) whereas I'm not completely sure if I can handle it.
Does anyone have any tips on how I should bring the thoughts up to him, without offending him or making me seem like I don't love him that much? He's quite an emotional person and I don't want to let him down, but I'm afraid my only choices are different sorts of letdowns.[/QUOTE]
whatever you do, wait a week before doing it
you only JUST finished your big visit week, it's easy to feel overwhelmed
[editline]27th July 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;50781463]What if I like him? What if I don't? What if I do? What if I don't? What if i just die already[/QUOTE]
i'd recommend to go for it in some capacity except that i'm not sure how that works in brazil
[editline]27th July 2016[/editline]
[t]http://foxcock.me/web/dump/Phone%20Camera/Camera/food/IMG_20160726_234801085.jpg[/t]
more breakfast supper
snip
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;50781209]So I'm back home from escorting boyfriend to the airport. He was here from 21st to 26th, so not too long (when traveling took the entire day pretty much) but this was pretty much the best week of my life, and Sunday/Monday was also the best night of my life. Never felt happier in my life, and I feel so grateful to have someone that loves being with me.
That being said, I feel slightly embarrassed since he wants to meet up on both October and early January, and while I plan to make the january meetup happen with 100% certainty, October just seems to be so close ahead that I'm not sure if I will feel as into it as I did now; I do want to spend time with my boyfriend, but at the same time this is all new to me and I don't want him to come here just to have me ask him to give me some space for some hours during the day. Not that he's pushy, but he wants to make the most of our meetups (which is logical..) whereas I'm not completely sure if I can handle it.
Does anyone have any tips on how I should bring the thoughts up to him, without offending him or making me seem like I don't love him that much? He's quite an emotional person and I don't want to let him down, but I'm afraid my only choices are different sorts of letdowns.[/QUOTE]
tbh what I like doing most of the time is just chilling and playing video games/netflix side by side. It's more natural and comfortable. See if that's something he'd be down with.
bi girl just sent me this on okcupid
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xQ6KtI7.png[/IMG]
:v:
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;50784466]bi girl just sent me this on okcupid
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xQ6KtI7.png[/IMG]
:v:[/QUOTE]
Ask if she's down with pegging :smug:
How come no one ever uses to steam chat anymore? Is it worth reviving?
Probably not, though the discord gets some occasional use
It gets as much use as people want it to
[editline]27th July 2016[/editline]
Idk what the logic was in splitting the chat that was already dwindling into not just one but two separate discord chats, as if it would achieve anything.
Happens every time the chat gets going again, people just split it up over drama or other equally lame reason.
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