Oblivion and Skyrim do not have spaceships, therefore they aren't even worth playing
sometimes i touch girls~
on the real tho I get the urge to reinstall Skyrim every few months or so then once I do I get bored of it before that long-ass intro ends
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50829162]What if I am girl? But also a boy?[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;ocEouB1gi14]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocEouB1gi14[/video]
Always nice when you have the biggest dick of the group.
I am truly blessed.
fuck being so goddamn confused on my sexuality :scream:
[QUOTE=Linkuya;50829199]Always nice when you have the biggest dick of the group.
I am truly blessed.[/QUOTE]
Yes and we all know that the more someone brags about their dick the bigger it gets
[QUOTE=kijji;50829208]fuck being so goddamn confused on my sexuality :scream:[/QUOTE]
Don't worry. Sex is overrated :smug:
[QUOTE=paindoc;50829303]Yes and we all know that the more someone brags about their dick the bigger it gets[/QUOTE]
what if someone else brags about your dick instead?
[QUOTE=paindoc;50829303]Yes and we all know that the more someone brags about their dick the bigger it gets[/QUOTE]
I thought about this for like two minutes and I don't get it. It's either a reference or I'm reenacting dense day
My dick is p average. It's all about how you use it tho :v:
i need to measure mine again, i forgot what it was
Benis
i'm a centimeter above average
ssssssssssuck it
no not my dick
[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;50830069]i'm a centimeter[/QUOTE]
i'm a centipede
[QUOTE=MissingNoGuy;50830150]i'm a centipede[/QUOTE]
THE MADMAN
From personal experience, average is way better than big/huge.
my dick is a little bigger than average, but what makes it interesting is it gently curves to the left
Pretty much dead on 6'' here.
Also, I have a massive love/hate thing with Skyrim. It's great for modding, but it's so ridiculously unstable. I've sunk at least 500 hours into it, but now it won't last 2 minutes without crashing no matter what.
Maybe if Bethesda were willing to make games more engaging than the interactive equivalent of a bread sandwich perhaps I wouldn't need to have 177 mods running.
[QUOTE=ep9832;50830410]my dick is a little bigger than average, but what makes it interesting is it gently curves to the left[/QUOTE]
Hey mine too!
That means you guys wank with your right hands.
:sex101:
I'm slightly under 4, but I have some girth so I'm good.
Plus I have a booty to boot. And a cuddly personality.
[editline]4th August 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;50830515]That means you guys wank with your right hands.
:sex101:[/QUOTE]
I prefer left with my fingers. Always have since I was a wee marty.
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;50830077]shitty quote edit[/QUOTE]
now mort listen up u lil shit
[QUOTE=bitches;50829366]what if someone else brags about your dick instead?[/QUOTE]
depends who they brag about it to
guys i've opened up to you when i was coming out of the closet
let me come out with my feelings...
i feel like my sense of humor is very unappreciated and often misunderstood here on facepunch.
i live in fear of getting banned
i sweat at night
every time i make a post outside of my usual posting grounds and read that ive written u instead of you and write in all lower case my life flashes before me as i prepare for the incoming shitposting ban because of how i type
I feel you.
I sometimes type without proper grammar.
Just like the last post.
Sent out an email today.
I've been working on obtaining a lobbying internship with a lobbying firm here in Florida.
I've been doing pretty good at networking. I'm getting out there and the information I need.
I have a pretty good grasp on it all, and I'm so ready to make a career out of government relations and maybe instead doing policywork.
I want to make the world a better place <3
My dangus gets pretty good reviews on Yelp.
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