[QUOTE=Xieneus;50830797]My dangus gets pretty good reviews on Yelp.[/QUOTE]
you paid for those, no one gets good reviews on yelp
[QUOTE=paindoc;50830868]you paid for those, no one gets good reviews on yelp[/QUOTE]
I didn't pay for anything, these are authentic reviews ;)
[QUOTE=Xieneus;50830951]I didn't pay for anything, these are authentic reviews ;)[/QUOTE]
you can sponsor me to give you an unbiased review
someone should review my microwiener ;)
In middle school someone spread a rumor that a kid had a straw instead of a dick
The urge to drink whatever smoothie stands put in coconut halves is unbearable.
[QUOTE=Sleeves;50831101]The urge to drink whatever smoothie stands put in coconut halves is unbearable.[/QUOTE]yeah i mean it's white and thick. were you thinking of something else? :cool:
[QUOTE=Arkei;50831099]In middle school someone spread a rumor that a kid had a straw instead of a dick[/QUOTE]
One kid in my school had the nickname Mini because he apparently had a mini penis.
School nicknames were some of the best.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50831141]One kid in my school had the nickname Mini because he apparently had a mini penis.
School nicknames were some of the best.[/QUOTE]I was actually called "meme killer" in high school.
a friend at uni liked calling me bitch and slut
everyone calls me 'daddy'
[QUOTE=ScoobyV2;50831194]everyone calls me 'daddy'[/QUOTE]
even your priest?
that would make you both fathers
The word daddy is ruined for me
[QUOTE=ScoobyV2;50830722]guys i've opened up to you when i was coming out of the closet
let me come out with my feelings...
i feel like my sense of humor is very unappreciated and often misunderstood here on facepunch.
i live in fear of getting banned
i sweat at night[/QUOTE]
I always feel like your posts
Are a poem or a song
Because the structure of them
It's not a bad thing tho It's your thing
Kind of a "meh" birthday this year but that's mostly because the main festivities got pushed to Saturday. The cake shaped like a hamburger and dosh from relatives should make up for that.
Here's to 24 years of a relatively miserable life :toot:
[QUOTE=Political Gamer;50831310]Kind of a "meh" birthday this year but that's mostly because the main festivities got pushed to Saturday. The cake shaped like a hamburger and dosh from relatives should make up for that.
Here's to 24 years of a relatively miserable life :toot:[/QUOTE]
now do that three more times, but make each time twice as good as the last
[QUOTE=Political Gamer;50831310]Kind of a "meh" birthday this year but that's mostly because the main festivities got pushed to Saturday. The cake shaped like a hamburger and dosh from relatives should make up for that.
Here's to 24 years of a relatively miserable life :toot:[/QUOTE]
That hamburger cake sounds rather scrumptious. I am jelly, Fancy.
I know how that feels. My birthday hasn't really mattered in 4 or 5 years :v:
I just ordered most of the supplies I need for a dog and I'm fairly terrified. I'm picking him up next weekend. I was really close to getting a puppy, and felt justified doing so since I've been doing tons of research and I'll actually be home enough to tend to a puppy, but then I worried about money and/or shit being destroyed plus just felt bad since there are so many dogs that need adopting.
I was doing fine though until I saw this guy's eyes
[t]http://i.imgur.com/4RPJXcQ.jpg[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/BbPkR0T.jpg[/t]
[I]goddamnit[/I] I cannot say no to these. the good news is that he's old enough (5-6yrs) that we can go hiking and running without waiting a year, and he loves other dogs and really likes girl dogs so i'll just [I]have[/I] to get a female puppy eventually I guess. Also, I can bring my dog to work :joy:
Those eyes are mesmerizing; heterochromia looks awesome in general.
What a handsome boy.
I don't know if it's all the horrible OC's I've seen in DAAS, but everytime I see heterochromia I go into a blood rage
I wish I could look in the mirror and think anything else about my appearance besides "meh"
I tend to avoid mirrors a lot I've noticed. It's weird. Seeing a photo of me isn't too bad, but mirrors where I can actively see my real time reflection vexes me badly. Afraid I have some form of BDD.
[QUOTE=Ruby_Axe;50831989]I don't know if it's all the horrible OC's I've seen in DAAS, but everytime I see heterochromia I go into a blood rage[/QUOTE]
Its actually stupendously common in huskies under 4 months, but most of them end up losing it by the time they turn 1. Most huskies are born with blues eyes, actually. so idk maybe they're all super young donut steel characters
Canine developmental psychology is interesting, though. They go from barely sapient to ready to leave everything they've known and start a new life in just 49 goddamn days
and most of them, despite starting as perfect puppies, won't turn out so hot. pretty much everything pop/general culture thinks/knows/says about dog training is nearly the exact opposite of what you should do
Fargo is my new meme-series, it's so crazy and dumb, i love it.
if I love Fargo the movie would I also like the TV series
[QUOTE=paindoc;50832114]Its actually stupendously common in huskies under 4 months, but most of them end up losing it by the time they turn 1. Most huskies are born with blues eyes, actually. so idk maybe they're all super young donut steel characters
Canine developmental psychology is interesting, though. They go from barely sapient to ready to leave everything they've known and start a new life in just 49 goddamn days
and most of them, despite starting as perfect puppies, won't turn out so hot. [B]pretty much everything pop/general culture thinks/knows/says about dog training is nearly the exact opposite of what you should do[/B][/QUOTE]
tell us more
I keep telling bae not to let the cat in in the morning because he always hates me for kicking him out before i go to work...
A month later, the cat ignores me for the first hour after coming back home from work. Every fucking day.
I feel completely helpless right now
[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;50833060]I feel completely helpless right now[/QUOTE]
We have a cozy enough hug box here. What's up?
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