[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;50835877]if you care then try to look like a normal person instead of posting nudes in a thread full of straight dudes bring out the size of your willy, both of which make it look like you're showing off, hence the insecurity. btw 7.5" isn't even that impressive, it's like saying "oh guys look i have an average penis!"[/QUOTE]
The average is around 5.5-5.75" according to most studies. 7.5" is roughly 98th percentile.
[QUOTE=ECrownofFire;50835966]The average is around 5.5-5.75" according to most studies. 7.5" is roughly 98th percentile.[/QUOTE]
africa would like a word
So, a friend of mine is about to get drunk. He said he would kiss me in the lips.
Dick size reeeeally doesn't matter in the slightest. Some people just turn it into a status symbol.
the average globally is incredibly disproportionate and irrelevant if u actually give a shit about how big ur dick is because people arent travelling the globe to find the biggest dick, region/country is more important to take into consideration but tbh most people dont give a shit if ur talkin relationships
[editline]5th August 2016[/editline]
i have a big weenie (◕‿◕✿)
You don't need a big dick to be a happy man!!!
u dont even need a dick to be a happy man because videogames exist and that is all you need
I'm perfectly happy with my milquetoast average sized wang.
I guess I'm average sized. I never bothered to measure.
What I'm mostly iffy about is its curvature to the right.
[QUOTE=Louis;50835915]I ate sushi for the first time today sushi is good[/QUOTE]
what are the odds, went to our china shacker today and got like 30 pieces of sushi
our boy puts that good stuff in it, great sushi is to die for
Regardless of dick size, having a flaccid dick before having sex in a chilly environment would be intimidating. Seriously, mines like a frozen cocktail wiener if it's below 65°f.
[QUOTE][video=youtube;hAzdL4nUhgc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAzdL4nUhgc[/video][/QUOTE]
daily reminder this is the most majestic and artistic song out there
Hnnng this sushi posting isn't HELPING MEEE.
I usually go to my regular sushi bar that's owned by the cutest little lady, she's an immigrant from Japan and she makes some of the best stuff I swear, every time I try somewhere else I always compare it back to hers, and she's on holiday.
Back on 15 august, perseverance!
[QUOTE=Liam968;50836507]Regardless of dick size, having a flaccid dick before having sex in a chilly environment would be intimidating. Seriously, mines like a frozen cocktail wiener if it's below 65°f.[/QUOTE]
The Shrinkage episode of Seinfeld captures this perfectly.
"I WAS IN THE POOL!"
I was wondering how long it'd take for him to get Perma'd again :v:
[QUOTE=Davidn64;50835979]So, a friend of mine is about to get drunk. He said he would kiss me in the lips.[/QUOTE]
Picked up an absolutely plastered friend last night and our conversation more or less went "I am so hungry I just want anything in my mouth right now... Except dick... Maybe dick"
And then we got ramen, he passed out in the car and I had to guess where he lived :v:
So yesterday I came out to my BFF.
Apparently I'm not as flamboyant as I thought and he felt kinda bad about the gay jokes he tells all the time :v:
Everything's still cool
[QUOTE=Louis;50835915]I ate sushi for the first time today sushi is good[/QUOTE]
Theres a sushi place literally just around the corner from my flat. Still need to try it out, I've never had sushi from a place that exclusively serves it.
The only fish I ever eat is tuna salad. I just never liked fish for whatever reason.
Making fish soup right now. Salmon, cod, shrimp, clams, potatoes, carrots, saffron all the GOOD STUFF.
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;50838922]Making [B]fish soup[/B] right now. Salmon, cod, shrimp, clams, potatoes, carrots, saffron all the GOOD STUFF.[/QUOTE]
:sick:
[QUOTE=Topzombie;50838329]So yesterday I came out to my BFF.
Apparently I'm not as flamboyant as I thought and he felt kinda bad about the gay jokes he tells all the time :v:
Everything's still cool[/QUOTE]
I had a friend like that. He got really worried and excessively apologized. Kind of funny, haha.
When the depression hits, only cheap facebook memes can save me.
[t]https://my.mixtape.moe/qqorwd.png[/t]
Date night fell through, boyfriend wasn't feeling up to it.
Disappointed, but on the upside we're gonna go out for dinner tonight once we're both off work. Of course, since we both work very late, that means our only option is Denny's. Hardly romantic, but whatever.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;50840484]Date night fell through, boyfriend wasn't feeling up to it.
Disappointed, but on the upside we're gonna go out for dinner tonight once we're both off work. Of course, since we both work very late, that means our only option is Denny's. Hardly romantic, but whatever.[/QUOTE]
make it ironically romantic
[editline]6th August 2016[/editline]
don't get attacked by homophobic dennyzens of denny's
[editline]6th August 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50840467]When the depression hits, only cheap facebook memes can save me.
[t]https://my.mixtape.moe/qqorwd.png[/t][/QUOTE]
don't worry, it's just a water gun
[QUOTE=bitches;50840540]make it ironically romantic
[editline]6th August 2016[/editline]
don't get attacked by homophobic dennyzens of denny's
[editline]6th August 2016[/editline]
don't worry, it's just a water gun[/QUOTE]
still can drown myself with it
[QUOTE=bitches;50840540]make it ironically romantic
[editline]6th August 2016[/editline]
don't get attacked by homophobic dennyzens of denny's
[editline]6th August 2016[/editline]
don't worry, it's just a water gun[/QUOTE]
Sometimes you wish the gun was real.
I'm probably going to get in trouble because I told my manager to fuck off (in more ways than one) for talkin to me like shit (cuz most feel like it's a free pass when ur management and most people I work with are spineless) sometimes pride and principles get u in the shit
[editline]7th August 2016[/editline]
Shoulda said it was just pure banter
[QUOTE=Louis;50841638]I'm probably going to get in trouble because I told my manager to fuck off (in more ways than one) for talkin to me like shit (cuz most feel like it's a free pass when ur management and most people I work with are spineless) sometimes pride and principles get u in the shit
[editline]7th August 2016[/editline]
Shoulda said it was just pure banter[/QUOTE]
Power trippin motherfucks are a pain
Sometimes people need be put in their place.
fuck, i've done something really regrettable i'm so dumb
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