I had skinny jeans once. Gave me a consistent moose knuckle, which is rather painful to have. I want my balls to live in liberty and harmony, not to be segregated by the treacherous skinny bro laws!
i should be asleep but i'm vibing too hard
[video=youtube;JaPf-MRKITg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaPf-MRKITg[/video]
[QUOTE=Liam968;50851758]I had skinny jeans once. Gave me a consistent moose knuckle, which is rather painful to have. I want my balls to live in liberty and harmony, not to be segregated by the treacherous skinny bro laws![/QUOTE]
wtf sort of skinny jeans are you all wearing? wearing boxers makes it worse but the only time I've had that happen is when the specific pair is a poor fit, period.
[QUOTE=Rika-chan;50850347]Man we had a 70% chance of thunderstorms today so I stayed inside and did nothing and there hasn't been a single drop of rain[/QUOTE]
I wish it would just rain already.
Stretch jeans are good if ur afraid of real skinny jeans
[QUOTE=paindoc;50852578]wtf sort of skinny jeans are you all wearing? wearing boxers makes it worse but the only time I've had that happen is when the specific pair is a poor fit, period.[/QUOTE]
wearing boxers makes everything worse
wearing underwear makes everything worse
[QUOTE=Xieneus;50846796]Any California gays here? I will be travelling through your state for the next week and would like to know about any ~must see attractions~[/QUOTE]
I'd say visit some of the missions in California, they are usually interesting
[QUOTE=paindoc;50852578]wtf sort of skinny jeans are you all wearing? wearing boxers makes it worse but the only time I've had that happen is when the specific pair is a poor fit, period.[/QUOTE]
They were good jeans; had a pair of boot cut of the same brand and size that felt nice on me. Perhaps my balls were just not compatible with them.
w/e, but boot cut is not compatible (9/10 times) with looking good
But comfy as heck. I see those watching eyes. They're ogling my amorphous ass.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;50850798]I wish I could wear tight skinny jeans like that
[B]but I'm big hairy bara man[/B][/QUOTE]
Oh hello, i dont think we've met before ;)
[QUOTE=_jesterk;50853296][URL="http://i.imgur.com/dnzCAAp.gifv"]help i'm sexually confused[/URL][/QUOTE]
You'll never crush the head of your loved one with your thighs while they go down on you.
Time to make my thighs like steel then.
Spent a full day yesterday trying on pants
NOTHING fit
I might have to try women's pants because men's are just not working for me
[QUOTE=Reagy;50851596]And this is why you auto renewal. :v:[/QUOTE]
he never actually used the domain and had about a months worth of grace period in which he could still retrieve it so
i dont think he wanted it
[QUOTE=_jesterk;50853296][URL="http://i.imgur.com/dnzCAAp.gifv"]help i'm sexually confused[/URL][/QUOTE]
Thick thighs can save or destroy the world.
[QUOTE=cheetahben;50853023]wearing boxers makes everything worse[/QUOTE]
My clothes were ruined the other day at a buddies house, so I borrowed some of his clothes, including his boxers.
First time I'd ever wore boxers before, no joke. My big ol dick was just flappin about like a flag in the wind. Felt like I wasn't wear any undergarments at all.
[QUOTE=Broguts;50851679]speaking from experience, don't try to ride your bike while wearing them. I may never father children (not that I really wanted to at this moment anyway)[/QUOTE]
I use a bike daily.
Didn't run into any problems. Either I'm not packing any major heat or these jeans just aren't as tight as other skinny jeans.
i keep dropping a kilo a week this is amazing
still 18 to go til i get to my goal weight :D
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50854373]Spent a full day yesterday trying on pants
NOTHING fit
I might have to try women's pants because men's are just not working for me[/QUOTE]
Got to love being a twig huh?
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;50855363]I use a bike daily.
Didn't run into any problems. Either I'm not packing any major heat or these jeans just aren't as tight as other skinny jeans.[/QUOTE]
imo skinny jeans should never constrict movement or else it's a bad fit or a bad material
[QUOTE=bitches;50855483]imo skinny jeans should never constrict movement or else it's a bad fit or a bad material[/QUOTE]
I feel like most people go try one pair on, always choose a pair thats too small, and just leap to "welp guess skinny jeans are the worst"
I had lost some weight a few months ago and my underwear started to get loose. After a while I noticed there was a pain developing in my groin. Turns out I lost the support from the underwear I was wearing and my balls + wiener just couldn't hold themselves. After I got a smaller size the pain went away. This is why I can't wear boxers either.
On the topic of skinny jeans I like wearing them because I get to show the world these thighs.
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;50855363]I use a bike daily.
Didn't run into any problems. Either I'm not packing any major heat or these jeans just aren't as tight as other skinny jeans.[/QUOTE]
My jeans don't fit my crotch well at all. It's not like I'm packing anything big, they're just shitty pants.
San Fran is so nice
Sorta came face to face with homophobia today.
Was ringing one guy up and he and the guy behind him were talking about political shit. I was blocking most of it out and just focusing on my ringing. When I was finished and he was about to leave, the guy behind him unabashedly says, "What we really need is someone who can put the queers in their [I]special[/I] place." He turned to me and asked, "am I right?"
I felt all the blood leave my face and chest and just looked down and started ringing, pretending like I didn't hear him. I felt kinda sick, too. Normally I shrug shit like that off and laugh, but this time, it felt too personal. Almost like he [I]knew[/I] when he saw me and just wanted to get a reaction out of me. I felt kind of intimidated and bad after the fact that I didn't stand up for myself and didn't say anything. It was pretty harrowing.
Homophobic people are fucking stupid
[QUOTE=kijji;50858760]Homophobic people are fucking stupid[/QUOTE]
Always fun to tease them though.
It's fun for me because as a government contractor (and somehow partial NASA employee iirc) I have no real legal protections, doubly so because my contract and money comes from out of state sources
Our COO at work supports Ben Carson, gives my boss a hard time for being a female line engineer with her PhD, and has mentioned the queers woooo. I'm not that worried, but not having any legal fallback is scary and makes me sad since I sorta love this field and all
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