The 2014 FIFA World Cup Thread - The only time people give a shit about football! - General

[QUOTE=Steele92;45378481]Why is that even a thing, if you get it in you get it in Haha that argie rolling, get the fuck up[/QUOTE] because it's football not eating porridge?

Can you check anywhere photos of the medical staff for each team? I knew a guy who was the head doctor for germany last world cup.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45378496]Can you check anywhere photos of the medical staff for each team? I knew a guy who was the head doctor for germany last world cup.[/QUOTE] See if the national team has a website.

stop goddamn scaring me germany, get your defense straight!

Wait I thought this didn't start for another half hour?

[QUOTE=Steele92;45378481]Why is that even a thing, if you get it in you get it in Haha that argie rolling, get the fuck up[/QUOTE] it's to mainly stop fuckfaces from standing near the goalie the entire game for a goal

I am going to take my blood pressure at half time.. What do you guys reckon it will be?

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere this is how Argentina plays. On the counter attack. So it's always going to be a bit of a thin defense when they are near goal, but it has to come after Germany has had a chance.

argentina almost drew to Iran though.. so this makes no sense. this means Iran are in the top 5 teams in the world.

ffff

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45378546]I'm pretty sure I read somewhere this is how Argentina plays. On the counter attack. So it's always going to be a bit of a thin defense when they are near goal, but it has to come after Germany has had a chance.[/QUOTE] Well, when Messi runs, you can't use Newtonian equations to effectively predict what will happen. We need to factor in relativistic effects at those speeds.

Uhm. I think Germany isn't going to win in normal time :C

Can Germany just freaking tackle messi already

[QUOTE=Bradyns;45378583]Well, when Messi runs, you can't use Newtonian equations to effectively predict what will happen. We need to factor in relativistic effects at those speeds.[/QUOTE] Messi obviously exists only at the quantum level.

goal line technology?

Hnnnnnnnng fuck!!

oh offside again rofl

Fucking hell germany

This is ridiculous. Who just "scored"?

suddenly jazzhands

[QUOTE=Omilinon;45378525]it's to mainly stop fuckfaces from standing near the goalie the entire game for a goal[/QUOTE] Ah that makes sense, I'm not familiar with football and I can never find a straight explanation for it

[QUOTE=splenda;45378597]Messi obviously exists only at the quantum level.[/QUOTE] He exists in superposition between sprinting, and scoring.

[QUOTE=Bradyns;45378665]He exists in superposition between sprinting, and scoring.[/QUOTE] It would explain how he gets past people like they are not there.

Am I the only one more impressed with the Argentina goalie than Messi right now? Seriously, that guy is hauling ass.

[QUOTE=Steele92;45378481]Why is that even a thing, if you get it in you get it in Haha that argie rolling, get the fuck up[/QUOTE] I don't understand people who say that Football is just diving and pretending to get free kicks. Kramer got a fucking shoulder to the head which should have easily knocked him out cold. He took a sip of water, and got right back on the pitch. Sometimes there are fake, desperate dives. But sometimes there are serious injuries. Right now Kramer is unconscious and is being rushed to the hospital. His willingness to keep on playing when he had every right to ask for a replacement is meritorious.

THINGS DOESN'T GET FUNNY WHEN I HEAR AN AMBULANCE IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE

[QUOTE=Monkah;45378718]Am I the only one more impressed with the Argentina goalie than Messi right now? Seriously, that guy is hauling ass.[/QUOTE] He has been playing out of his mind.

Germany wasn't looking too good on the first half. Lets see if they can make the necessary adjustments to come back ahead. Argentina is not going to change their playstyle because it's giving them results, having literally only Higuain and Messi ahead and everyone else disrupting the German offensive, waiting for them to fuck up so Messi can sprint like a madman. Germany could potentially abuse how the Argentinian midfield isn't looking that great and effectively close the opportunities they themselves create but that is going to render them even more vulnerable.

God, that was close.

Did that guy just get rolled across the ground and the ref didn't even intervene?