• The 2014 FIFA World Cup Thread - The only time people give a shit about football!
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and the goalkeeper sat on the floor to attempt a save... what are they DOING... did they eat Mcdonalds before the game?
What up with the Yank's defense? That was terribly weak.
This must be the parallel to the Seahawks - Broncos Superbowl game. And I'm feeling like a Bronco fan already
Portugal actually looks on their shit rn We have to start getting our heads in the game, we're looking like we shouldn't even be here
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LEyVHGg.png[/img] Repost from last year. The situation still hasn't changed.
[QUOTE=ParoshWasHere;45186535]What up with the Yank's defense? That was terribly weak.[/QUOTE] American defense is nowhere near as good as the Portuguese attack. This seems like a pretty embarrassing mismatch.
If we manage to injur everyone maybe we can win.
Meireiles faked that shit and needlessly hindered Beckerman.
Quickly recovering from a fall, I'm certain that elbow wasn't intentional.
that looked like it hurt, got hit right in the jaw
Gotta love the humidity. The US team looks like they're having a wet t-shirt contest.
This is getting already really intense. USA isn't that bad, they certainly press hard against Portugal.
The US has been firing shots, but none of them are hitting the target
[QUOTE=junker154;45186668]This is getting already really intense. USA isn't that bad, they certainly press hard against Portugal.[/QUOTE] Nooo man, their defence is shit, barely anyone defending when Portugal is at their side. But Portugal has shit defence as well.
It's hard for your shots to be on target when you are shooting them at the goalie
This is the second time they just shove the already injured Ronaldo whenever he gets the ball. You can tell they're really nervous about having him on the pitch, but that's just dirty play.
I just rewatched France becoming champions in 1998 to feel better. At least my second country is doing well
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;45186731]Nooo man, their defence is shit, barely anyone defending when Portugal is at their side. But Portugal has shit defence as well.[/QUOTE] That's true but at least USA is trying really hard. I do hope that they will make a goal soon. It would help their morale.
The water breaks are adorable.
[QUOTE=splenda;45186792]The water breaks are adorable.[/QUOTE] the entire time the commentators were just circle jerking over how "this is just the right thing to do" like they have to justify a water break
excellent keeping... this is the world cup for keepers for sure.
lucky the first shot missed holy shit but awesome save on the second
Great save
Tim Howard greatest american since jesus expecting a beard shave halfway through for added aerodynamics
USA stop relying on your keeper dammit. And stop passing to Portugal
american kits have basically turned into lingerie from the humidity
Cameron you dick
US strat: kill Ronaldo.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;45186853]Cameron you dick[/QUOTE] I think that wasn't really intentional.
[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;45186826]the entire time the commentators were just circle jerking over how "this is just the right thing to do" like they have to justify a water break[/QUOTE] You don't get to have world cup matches in the Amazon rain forest that often.
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