[QUOTE=KestasLT;18746050]Wow, Facepunch is full of meat heads that will join the army since they can't get better jobs[/QUOTE]
Not all meat heads join the army. :colbert:
Some of us do menial jobs for the entirety of our lives.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;18736554]AF basic is nothing like Army basic. I'm going into the Air Force after I graduate this year. Cryptologic linguist :rock:[/QUOTE]
Good choice.
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[QUOTE=redBadger;18731840]Nothing beats Americas Army! That army is the greatest in the world...i don't want to brag, but it's true based off of true facts.[/QUOTE]
You are quite possibly the youngest and snobbiest poster I have ever seen
A true man builds a sauna after setting up tents in a war situation.
[QUOTE=KrAzY_nikomo;18747491]A true man builds a sauna after setting up tents in a war situation.[/QUOTE]
No a true man builds his sauna first then digs a hole in the ground and that becomes his home
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;18731875]1, 2, 3, 4
Shoot em in the head shoot em in the head kill em
1,2,3,4
reeeload and shoot em again
1,2,3,4
beast maaasters run this shit[/QUOTE]
Yeah, screw tactical objectives or peacekeeping, the [i]real[/i] meaning of war is to shoot people until they die!:downs:
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;18745742]What's your actual job title? And to the OP and you Big Dumb, did either of you finish college and enter as officers?[/QUOTE]
I'm a 15W, and I enlisted straight out of high school. I get my associate's degree for completing my AIT training though. After a few enlisted periods as a UAV operator I intend to put together my Warrant Officer packet and make the switch to manned fixed wing aircraft.
[QUOTE=StukovCA;18747265]Good choice.
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Hell naw, we had a ridiculously hot female drill sergeant in our company. Her legs looked fucking amazing in PT shorts.
[QUOTE=Negrul1;18748547]Yeah, screw tactical objectives or peacekeeping, the [i]real[/i] meaning of war is to shoot people until they die!:downs:[/QUOTE]
OP just seems like a kid who played too much CoD
[QUOTE=j-richardson;18746549]I'm more than capable of getting "better" jobs but I don't want to because for me nothing beats the exhilaration and excitement and definitely the experience of being part of a military force
But I'd love it if you didn't post in this thread ever again[/QUOTE]
Yeah, nothing beats living a mediocre life and having to train all day long while listening to what some old Gezzer say's.
Being in the military is only good if you're a high ranking officer, but you can only get that by going trough academy's.
[QUOTE=Murkrow;18745912]Are you serious[/QUOTE]
How can you be serious in supporting American imperialism?
i'm proud of you <3
[QUOTE=Nat562;18732680]May be bigger, but the British army are better trained and have better SF's, oh and our vehicles are better..putting aside the Apache, but we have better pilots than the US, so pllrlrrrrr[/QUOTE]
Training doesn't mean shit for fucks sake, nothing can prepare you for the pants-shitting fear of being shot at.
And your vehicles/pilots aren't better, they're mostly equal with the US.
[QUOTE=Simplemac3;18745864]Too late.
In all seriousness, it's his decision, not yours. Can we go one topic without shouting about how the military is evil, and nobody should join it ever?[/QUOTE]
"Can we have a circlejerking-thread on how badass it is to be a hired murderer with big guns without having those hippie-shits ruin our glorification of detrimental and destructive behaviour?"
No.
And yes, it's his decision, which is why he should be mocked and ridiculed for it forever more.
[QUOTE=TheAnarchist;18752244]"Can we have a circlejerking-thread on how badass it is to be a hired murderer with big guns without having those hippie-shits ruin our glorification of detrimental and destructive behaviour?"
No.
And yes, it's his decision, which is why he should be mocked and ridiculed for it forever more.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=j-richardson;18744283]We have Army, Territorial Army, Royal Marines, SBS, SAS.. numbers aren't anything and there isn't such thing as an 'ultimate army'[/QUOTE]
Army, National Guard, Marine Corps, Army Rangers, Navy SEALs... Numbers do factor in.
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;18752390]Army, National Guard, Marine Corps, Army Rangers, Navy SEALs... Numbers do factor in.[/QUOTE]
Well of course they do but they don't necessarily mean they're of a higher power
Look at Russia and it's death toll in WW2
That's because Stalin was just dandy at picking shit commanders. Look it up.
A lot of stuff factors into military effectiveness. If I were to sit here listing everything, I'd have to shave with hedge clippers.
You gotta love the people who rage about how much they hate the military but have no first hand experience.
[QUOTE=Nat562;18732680]May be bigger, but the British army are better trained and have better SF's, oh and our vehicles are better..putting aside the Apache, but we have better pilots than the US, so pllrlrrrrr
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hmmm
Aren't you the guys that use a rifled tank barrel but load sabot rounds in it?
Would have though a Pollock designed that tank.
Also being cheeky as fuck =/= better soldiers
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[QUOTE=j-richardson;18744283]We have Army, Territorial Army, Royal Marines, SBS, SAS.. numbers aren't anything and there isn't such thing as an 'ultimate army'[/QUOTE]
Get over yourselves, you guys can't handle not being the British Empire anymore.
I say you go back to Africa, TAKE THE SUDAN! And British Somaliland.
Why the fuck hasnt anyone mentioned the Australian Army?
We're good right?
...Right?
Canadian special forces :smug:
[QUOTE=Carnage2323;18757474]Canadian special forces :smug:[/QUOTE]
I didn't know the Canadians allow mentally retarded people in their Army.
[QUOTE=Idi Amin;18756938]hmmm
Aren't you the guys that use a rifled tank barrel but load sabot rounds in it?
Would have though a Pollock designed that tank.
Also being cheeky as fuck =/= better soldiers
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Get over yourselves, you guys can't handle not being the British Empire anymore.
I say you go back to Africa, TAKE THE SUDAN! And British Somaliland.[/QUOTE]
Can you not just shut up?
I really couldn't care less about an American's opinion about our army if I'm completely honest
Why doesn't this dude get RU for graduating basic like big dumb american?
[QUOTE=Rofl my Waff;18762989]Why doesn't this dude get RU for graduating basic like big dumb american?[/QUOTE]
RU?
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[QUOTE=Idi Amin;18756938]hmmm
Aren't you the guys that use a rifled tank barrel but load sabot rounds in it?
Would have though a Pollock designed that tank.
Also being cheeky as fuck =/= better soldiers
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Get over yourselves, you guys can't handle not being the British Empire anymore.
I say you go back to Africa, TAKE THE SUDAN! And British Somaliland.[/QUOTE]
You're a loser.
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[QUOTE=Rofl my Waff;18763015]purple[/QUOTE]
Because if we did, we'd have to give around 100 members it.
Good point...
I guess good thread etiquette is what got big dumb american his.
[QUOTE=Rofl my Waff;18763015]purple[/QUOTE]
Well I don't think his leaving post was as memorable as Big Dumb American's and BDA keeps us posted on his military life I think
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;18748641]I'm a 15W, and I enlisted straight out of high school. I get my associate's degree for completing my AIT training though. After a few enlisted periods as a UAV operator I intend to put together my Warrant Officer packet and make the switch to manned fixed wing aircraft.
Hell naw, we had a ridiculously hot female drill sergeant in our company. Her legs looked fucking amazing in PT shorts.[/QUOTE]
I'm on FSTP right now. Waiting to go off to Basic next June (hopefully) and then try out for Rangers, Airborne, or Air Assault.
And hooah on the hot female DS.
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