That goddamn last pair of boxers - General

i dont even wear my last pair, i'd rather wear older boxers. But i never have to which is good

You know what's worse than the last pair of boxers? That fucking hole that appears right underneath your ballsack. It appears without warning. One second, you'll have a nice pair of boxers and you take it out of the wash. You notice a little hole and shrug it off. The next morning? It's taken over half of your secondary defenses and leaves you exposed to the elements. It's like HIV, but with boxers.

I had school one day and i was beyond my last pair.

The pair that I always wear last are too big and the button on the flap that covers your wiener has fallen off so sometimes it falls out. It is very uncomfortable!

I poop my pants and let it linger for several days before I clean the laundry load.

[QUOTE=JDB;21020876]Better than going "Commando" like I had to a few days ago[/QUOTE] What's wrong with going commando?

God fucking yes I have this tight as shit pair that make my junk HUURRT

Theres this one set of grey boxers which really fucking clamp around my balls, it's like they were designed for someone with no genitals at all. I avoid wearing them ALWAYS

I also hate it when I'm down to a couple of pairs of socks too. The last ones are ugly and I just don't like wearing them because they don't match my clothes :(

I like my boxers baggy and cotton. A soft marshmallow wonderland for my fleshy soldier. Yet I have 3 80% nylon beasts with horrible shitty stripy patterns all over them lurking in the back of my drawer. And when they rear their head, it is hell. The leg holes are not only too tight, they're solely tight at the ends, making them dig into my thighs like fucking cheesewire. The waistband is fucking finished with sandpaper or something, the label in the back feels like it's made of wood as it jabs me remorselesly in my tailbone, and the nylon. Oh the nylon. IT'S THE BOXER TRAIN. TOOT TOOT NEXT STOP SWEATY BALLS STATION. Eurgh....

[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;21022088]Sounds like that would get expensive fast unless you get really cheap underwear.[/QUOTE] I buy the packs with 30 pairs for like 15bux. wear them twice and toss them.

I don't like boxers. And I never get down to my last pair of underwear, I've stocked up so I have around 12 pairs in my drawers. Socks however, I pretty much wear the one pair all the time now.

Tighty whiteys are much better. They keep your junk close to your body so on a cold day you dont have a breeze flowing through and making you cringe. Protip- keep them on a radiator/heater overnight :D

I enjoy bikini briefs.

[QUOTE=glennman94;21020820]For some reason my socks always dissapear.[/QUOTE] The monster in the laundry machine eats them [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/rw16wl.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Zovox;21025174]The monster in the laundry machine eats them [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/rw16wl.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I hate the washing monster, I've lost socks because of it and a sweat shirt and a couple of pairs of underwear too and with the socks I have two or three that don't match in my draw.

[QUOTE=JDB;21020876]Better than going "Commando" like I had to a few days ago[/QUOTE] i did that in grade 4 we had gym that day, and there were no stalls embarrassing as fuck man

Commando is a terrible experience when you chafe on your zipper.

How about you just get rid of that one pair you hate? Seem like an easy solution.

The last pair... For me it's these beige ones, they are perfectly fine except the EXTREMELY annoying habit to somehow ride up to my belly button every 5 minutes despite the fact that I've been sitting on the couch for an hour.

Perhaps buy [i]8[/i] pairs of boxers?

This is why I unnecessarily bought about twenty boxers, the bastard asshole blue pair is buried, hopefully forever. Wearing that thing ruined my day.

My last pair is too small and has no buttons so my dick always falls off. :( I can try to wear it front to back but it feels uncomfortable, it's like a fly in the back, not for pissing but for shitting.

I just never have socks. Ever. Yet every time I leave the house I'm wearing socks.

[QUOTE=DarkSpirit05er;21028163]My last pair is too small and has no buttons so my dick always falls off. :(.[/QUOTE] I'm hoping you meant out, not off :raise:

My boxers are silky.

[QUOTE=DarkSpirit05er;21028163]My last pair is too small and has no buttons so my dick always falls off. :( I can try to wear it front to back but it feels uncomfortable, it's like a fly in the back, not for pissing but for shitting.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=TrafficMan;21028541]I'm hoping you meant out, not off :raise:[/QUOTE] Laughed out loud and hard. [editline]05:11AM[/editline] Still laughing.

Fuck you, last pair of boxors. You serve your purpose but you piss me off to no end.

My mom just does the laundry for me.

I hate my last pair bacause they're not black