Simple solution: remove the offending pair and buy another pack of boxers. Now, you have more boxers than before [i]and they are all comfortable[/i].
All of my underwear smells like cum now, after a freak masturbation disaster. Don't ask.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;21030320]All of my underwear smells like cum now, after a freak masturbation disaster. Don't ask.[/QUOTE]
Let me guess, you were happily fapping away, someone arrives home or something startled you and you came in your underwear drawer.
Fuck you white boxers. I don't want to see my skid marks, no thank you.
[QUOTE=Paravin;21030486]Fuck you white boxers. I don't want to see my skid marks, no thank you.[/QUOTE]
If you don't want to see skid marks then learn to wipe your arse properly.
[QUOTE=keatinator;21025898]I hate the washing monster, I've lost socks because of it and a sweat shirt and a couple of pairs of underwear too and with the socks I have two or three that don't match in my draw.[/QUOTE]
Well, hes kinda nice when you get to know him. He prefer black socks he told me...
Speaking of boxers, why do they have that dick hole in it? I fear for the day when i accidentally zip up my pants with my dick in the zipper :ohdear:
If there is a chance that I will be having sex I always pick out my best pair.
My last pair of boxes usually smell like sperm or seaweed or something... and makes my package look better
[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;21020862]I'm honestly wearing my last pair right now.
I can't find one of my balls :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
What balls?
Naw, I'm kidding, you're a man
OP, i have got to say... this happens to me too dude :( you are not alone..
my last pair of boxers are too big so they fall off while my pants stay up and i feel uncomfortable.
I like to throw boxers from the washer into the dryer when I wake up, that way when I get out of the shower I have boxers that are warm. feels good man
I don't change my boxers.
OP should really stop stalking me :ohdear:
hngerrrgh op is so correct the boxers are so tight it is not a comforting feeling
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[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;21027984]Perhaps buy [i]8[/i] pairs of boxers?[/QUOTE]
Okay
That only means you will have to wait one more day and do one more pair of boxers for laundry. D:
I have a set that were like mislabeled or some shit cause they're too thin and like skin tight, whereas my other pairs from a different brand are perfectly comfortable.
[QUOTE=Caps lock;21022905]Fuck you last pair of boxers, [b]fuck you and your lack of a button so my junk is always hanging out thus making the use of underwear pointless.[/b] Fuck you and your massive gaping hole in he bottom and fuck you with your loss of elasticity.[/QUOTE]
Good fucking god yes. I hate, [i]hate, [b]HATE[/b][/i] my boxers that don't have buttons because if you're dong every ends up hanging out of it while you're walking around, you're put in one of the most uncomfortable situations out there, knowing you're one fly-down away from humiliation, and typically, this never happens when you have the chance to run to the bathroom to readjust your boxers. :argh:
I don't know what the fuck you all are talking about. I "FREEBALL" as 'dem blacks call it. (No racism, it's just what my black friends really call it.)
I have 2 last pairs, one is missing a button and the other is so loose I would need a belt to keep them up.
Its too tight!
I have the "last pair syndrome" with boxers, jeans, long johns and t-shirts.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;21050665]I don't know what the fuck you all are talking about. I "FREEBALL" as 'dem blacks call it. (No racism, it's just what my black friends really call it.)[/QUOTE]
It's a good pair, of that, I'm sure
Got a few holes, that's okay too
My boxers, down to my last pair
I ain't gonna, wear this shitty underwear
It's a long day, got a few meetings
Hope no-one, notices what I'm tryin' to hide
And I'm a bad boy, shoulda kept my old shorts
I'm a bad boy, 'cuz I'm not wearing boxers
And I'm free, Free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, Free ballin'
In a meeting, got a familiar itch
It's annoying, try to make it go away
Someone sees me, Judy from accounting
I can tell she, has a little clue
That I'm free, Free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, Free ballin'
On the drive home, feelin' real dirty
My balls are, probably getting diseased
I really, should have put on my boxers
This feeling, is not one I like
'Cuz I'm free, free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
And I'm free
Free fallin'
fallin'
fallin'
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written by yours truly, in honor of tom petty :v:
[QUOTE=Doomish;21053092]Free Ballin' song[/QUOTE]
Nice.
And someone brought up a good point, the button-less boxers that let your wang hang out. It always falls out when you're in a situation where you can't really adjust yourself.
Currently wearing my first choice pair of boxers. Feels good man.
I don't wear underwear.
I'm wearing them now.
There's a huge hole in them where my balls hand out and the inside of my pants tickle them :suicide:
Mysteriously disappearing socks annoy me just as much as the last pair of boxers.
Honestly, where the fuck do they go?
i have this issue with pants too
Does anyone ever get this thing when you wear a new pair of boxers. And then like you leave the house and realise that they are actually quite tight, and you spend the whole day trying to sort out your boxers like a fuckin ninja so people dont think you're trying to massage your balls or something.
For me it's the last g-string
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