• Norwegians - They are more awesome than Ukranians and they are vikings!
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if you make fun of norway we kill you in your sleep. we are vikings
I'm from norway, and I'm imbarassed although I lol'd a bit at the title
[QUOTE=Jessey;16982197]Guess what, you never had history lessons, now have a box, use it to pack in your stuff and get the hell out of here.[/QUOTE] Kinda late response here but I meant to say Scandinavia. :blush: Edited my post to.
What does Ukraine have to do with Norway?
I guess he saw the Ukrainian thread and thought, wait, NORWAY OWNS, when the only good bits about it are the snow and northern lights
PARODY THREAD! (Sorry mods. Had to be done)
[QUOTE=Nick Lomax;16984408]PARODY THREAD! (Sorry mods. Had to be done)[/QUOTE] Well no, it didn't have to be done, parody threads never have to be done, especially this kind where they aren't even funny.
my mom was born in norway so mayb i get Norwegian flag somewhere in my avatar, yes???
[QUOTE=hamp;16984468]Well no, it didn't have to be done, parody threads never have to be done, especially this kind where they aren't even funny.[/QUOTE] The point of this thread was to show how stupid these kinds of threads are. So if you find it funny or not, it doesn't matter.
[QUOTE=Jojje;16982529]Sweden's better. Naw, I still love you Norway. :love: You too, Denmark.[/QUOTE] Fuck Norway, I'm from Denmark and even Sweden is better than Norway. Norway just suck, they're just rich bastards that refuse to share with us by not joining the EU, but they still want protection so they join NATO. Sweden is ok, they join EU, but not NATO. Denmark is cool and they joined both. :colbert:
[QUOTE=SaWAH;16980099]I was just going to say this. Danes > Norwegians when it comes to vikingness.[/QUOTE] Us Swedish vikings visited the black sea you know and you hadn't become a real manly man until you'd been pimpin' around the East Romans big ass empire. :pirate:
[QUOTE=Crossed;16986642]Us Swedish vikings visited the black sea you know and you hadn't become a real manly man until you'd been pimpin' around the East Romans big ass empire. :pirate:[/QUOTE] But the Danish vikings took over England. :biggrin:
parody norwegian megathread that bombs pictures of random viking crap at you... ... ... ... ... AWESOME!!!
My friends from Norway. He's good at guitar unsurprisingly, thats why he's in our band. But we still make fun of him for being from what we like to call "Norwasia"
[QUOTE=Ivebo;16982494]South Africa trumps all of you.[/QUOTE] africunts NFTW!
[img]http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/time-zone/europe/european-union/denmark/images/denmark-flag.jpg[/img] WE ONCE FIGHTED TOGETHER. We also once owned Norwegian and Sweden. And Greenland. And some other countrys. [editline]09:42PM[/editline] And we invented LEGO !!!!!!!!!
If you guys are looking for a badass country look no further than the U.S. Its a god dam Superpower.
[QUOTE=Nick Lomax;16979796][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d9/Flag_of_Norway.svg/800px-Flag_of_Norway.svg.png[/img] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Coat_of_Arms_of_Norway.svg/262px-Coat_of_Arms_of_Norway.svg.png[/img] First of all... Just look at this awesome Coat of Arms... It has a fucking axe and some creature in it. If you look away from the fact that we have an awesome Coat of Arms.. There is only one word needed to explain why Norway/Norwegians are so cool. VIKINGS! Thread music! Viking metal. It's actually about a Scottish mercenary, [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Sinclair_%28mercenary%29"]George Sinclair[/url], who was killed along with many of his men in Norway in 1612.([url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kringen"]Battle of Kringen[/url]) He was hired by the Swede king to fight against the Danes during the [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar_War"]Kalmar War.[/url] Sinclair basically got owned while making his way through Norway to get to Sweden. He got owned by Norwegian badass militia and peasants. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I1geB7U5VI[/media] The fact that we are vikings pretty much tells you why we are cool. Vikings are basically like pirates, just cooler and more gruesome. They pillaged and raped.(fuck yeah) They conquered many worlds and in fact they discovered America before Columbus. The vikings mainly did their stuff from late 8th to the early 11th century. This age is actually called "The Viking Age". Vikings are so awesome that they even have their own era. Typical viking. Badass like hell. Just look at him. [img]http://images.elfwood.com/art/s/a/samu/viking.jpg[/img] During the Viking age, we traveled to many places far away. As far as to Newfoundland and to Constantinople. All this we did in our awesome Long Boats. They have awesome dragon heads and other fictional creatures on the front. The boats basically look like sea monsters. Look at this mother fucking boat. [img]http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn65/karrahunter/CoolPrintVikingShip.jpg[/img] You might have read that Vikings weren't only Norwegians, but also Swedes and Danes, but that's basically a lie. All vikings were Norwegians, and then they later moved on to become Swedes and Danes. The viking capitol was Norway. Some vikings also moved over to Iceland, so you might say that Icelanders are also as cool as Norwegians, because they have kept most of the old viking language. So they can share the throne of awesomeness with Norway, but we all know that Iceland is broke, so they aren't really that awesome. To be honest, Norway is a good proof that Sweden and Denmark are not as cool as us. (We still love you Danes, but we are more awesome) Norway has been under both Denmark and Sweden in the past, and we shared kings etc etc. These times were bad... We have been our own country since 1905, and since then we have become richer and richer and more awesome. We were also really awesome before the Swedes and Danes stole us. So there is a pattern. When we were vikings and nobody owned us, we were awesome. When the Danes and Swedes had us, we were not really that cool, because they had to much influence on us. But in 1905 when we got our own king and nobody owned us again, we became much more awesome and cool. So... "Swede and Dane-age" = BAD. "Viking and post 1905 age"=Awesome (minus 1940-1945 when we were occupied by the Nazis and the Swedes were "neutral" again like in WWI.) Norway is one of, if not, the richest country in the world compared by size and population. We have also been topping the UN's Human Development list for years, lately we have shared the top with Iceland, but I doubt they will be on top next year. The list is basically "Best country for a human to live in". [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index[/url] [img]http://www.imagebee.net/images/763rzwrcpnjqaeasg6.png[/img] Take a look at this guys. There is not much to say about this than just pure awesomeness. [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Olav"]Nils Olav[/url] Our main exports consists of mainly oil, fish and black metal. Biggest oil platform in Norway, and also largest man made structure ever moved. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b4/Troll_A_Platform.jpg[/img] Arctic cod. On of the most attractive sushi fishes in Japan. Those Japs can't get enough of it. [img]http://bhf.no/bilder/helges_torsk_forside.jpg[/img] (That's over sized. Not normal size. Viking size.) Black Metal. We have a lot of black metal bands here, and they are well known internationally amongst the black metal enthusiasts. Satyricon. Norwegian BM band. [img]http://www.bluescamp.no/satyricon/Satyricon-now800600.jpg[/img] Some music from them. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQQdsKH3Qt8[/media] The only downside about Norway (for tourists) are the prices. Oslo (our capitol) has recently been said to be most expensive city in the world. [url]http://www.ubs.com/1/e/media_overview/media_global/releases.html?newsId=170250[/url] For us Norwegians it ain't so bad because we are rich anyways. Our paychecks are phat. Shit jobs like working in a grocery store can give you about 3100 dollars a month on average if you work 5-6 days a week. Maybe more at some stores. The average pay in one year here in Norway is between 55k and 60k dollars. If this doesn't convince you that we are awesome, then look at the awesome inventions we made! Here you have the awesome cheese slicer! [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_slicer[/url] It's never been easier to cut cheese! [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Osthyvel_20050723_001.jpg/800px-Osthyvel_20050723_001.jpg[/img] We also invented the spray can! AWESUM! [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spray_can[/url] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/af/Aerosol.png/800px-Aerosol.png[/img] And we also basically invented the ski. [img]http://www.ski-review.com/images/stories/reviews/dynastar_skis_2007.jpg[/img] Here's some soft finishing thread music by [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edvard_Grieg"]Edvard Grieg[/url], Norwegian composer. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAbwMGZtIsY[/media] We also have beautiful nature! And we are known for our fjords. The word fjord is even Norwegian. [img]http://www.jucinews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fiorde-de-geiranger.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.adventureus.com/UserPhotos/1800/800/Trip.villageofGeiranger.jpg[/img] Before you go ahead and rate me dumb or disagree, NOTE THE IRONY AND SARCASM ! >>PARODY THREAD!<< Sorry mods. It had to be done. I am tired of these kinds of threads now.[/QUOTE] Went to Norway once. Probably the most beautiful scenery I've ever seen. not necessarily the biggest mountains or the most impressive bits, it was just perfect.
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america best
[QUOTE=war_man333;16986609]Fuck Norway, I'm from Denmark and even Sweden is better than Norway. Norway just suck, they're just rich bastards that refuse to share with us by not joining the EU, but they still want protection so they join NATO. Sweden is ok, they join EU, but not NATO. Denmark is cool and they joined both. :coolbert:[/QUOTE] Lol... Do you have any idea how stupid that sounds. "FUCK NORWAY COS THEY DON'T WANT TO GIVE US THEIR MONIES!" Also fyi, we've been in [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO"]NATO[/url] since it was founded in 1949. [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EU"]EU[/url] was founded in 1993. We don't need to join EU, so why should we? No one joins anything just so they can share their money. That's just plain stupid. How about some mod just closes this thread now. This discussion is pointless.
I'd love to live there :P
What I want to know is when did the FP community get so incredibly serious? I can't believe someone didn't realise you referring to the flag creature as "some creature" was a joke. Wow, just wow. I liked the thread anyway.
Don't forget about Edvard Grieg.
Vikings didnt have horns on their helmets, just some artist thought would make them look more badass.
ITT: Danes and Swedes jealous of our rich lifestyles and our phat paychecks.
[QUOTE=kankershow;16979832]Except if you're a SPACE VIKING [img]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Dunechaser/Random/space.viking.1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That guy's so badass he actually got revolvers for horns.
ITT: Country that has been occupied by 3+ countries call them self the best ever.
Wow the only argument you can come up with, is something that happened over 200 years ago. Not to mention we've gotten insanely rich in such a short span compared to everyone else. [editline]01:04AM[/editline] Not to that most of the swedes and danes have a Norwegian descent since alot of us moved on into Sweden
not to that most of the norwegans are danes and swedes.
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