• Norwegians - They are more awesome than Ukranians and they are vikings!
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Weak counter argument. Weak weak weak weak.
[QUOTE=ole johan;16982447]I prefer the plain version, the details make it look more sissy, aka less manly, which is not good in this case.[/QUOTE] the detail has to do with the time of usage. I am pretty sure that's a coat from like 1700's or something. modern one would look more like the simplified version. Obviously it would've been real fur and gold back then.
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;16988457]Wow the only argument you can come up with, is something that happened over 200 years ago. Not to mention we've gotten insanely rich in such a short span compared to everyone else. [editline]01:04AM[/editline] Not to that most of the swedes and danes have a Norwegian since alot of us moved on into Sweden[/QUOTE] Yeah but Denmark is still superior because I've run out of arguments. :c00l:
What the hell is up with all these threads presenting distorted facts presenting them in an aggressive way? (Ex The Canada thread, The World History thread) The world history one was funny, but the other ones are like shameless self-promotion. "Hey! I'm Norwegian, look at this god damned fucking boat! We have Vikings! They're a bunch of savage, uncivilized mass murderers!"
Hey I don't care what you say, it just makes it less boring to read you know.
[QUOTE=Kronik;16997243]What the hell is up with all these threads presenting distorted facts presenting them in an aggressive way? (Ex The Canada thread, The World History thread) The world history one was funny, but the other ones are like shameless self-promotion. "Hey! I'm Norwegian, look at this god damned fucking boat! We have Vikings! They're a bunch of savage, uncivilized mass murderers!"[/QUOTE] It's a parody thread, it's mocking all those other patriotic ones.
thread title made me lol
[QUOTE=wootmonster;16982549]Patriotism is fucking stupid.[/QUOTE] Actually I do agree, but I'm not going to go on in a parody thread unless asked to. [editline]10:07AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Kronik;16997243]What the hell is up with all these threads presenting distorted facts presenting them in an aggressive way? (Ex The Canada thread, The World History thread) The world history one was funny, but the other ones are like shameless self-promotion. "Hey! I'm Norwegian, look at this god damned fucking boat! We have Vikings! They're a bunch of savage, uncivilized mass murderers!"[/QUOTE] What world history one? "The history of the woooooorld!"?
Norways proud army shows us how to use a flashbang grenade while clearing a room. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EgSkm9GLaU[/media]
We can always fight who were the best vikings. But hey, while mostly some old coins and gold of the vikings have been found from Norway and Sweden, most of the swords and axes were found from Finland! Instead of trying to be some western civilized people with some useless coins and stuff like that, we Finnish people have just slaughtered all the invaders of our lands!
[QUOTE=Jessey;16982164]Too fucking bad England stole the whole viking fleet then you all got owned, how the hell do you manage your fleet getting stolen. :cawg:[/QUOTE] Too fucking bad us Dutch went to England, and everyone was frightened of us and then we stole your best fucking ship and we were like "let's get the FUCK outta here" and we stole your best ship and then we all lol'd about how much the English were pussies. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Royal_Charles_%281655%29[/url] [quote] In 1667, flagging English national esteem was further depressed by the raid on the Medway in which a Dutch fleet invaded the Thames and Medway rivers and captured Royal Charles,[1] removing her with great skill to Hellevoetsluis in the United Provinces. The Dutch did not take her into naval service because it was considered that she drew too much water for general use on the Dutch coast. [b]She was auctioned for scrap in 1673.[/b][/quote] :cawg:
The Vikings found America first.
I want to see some norwegians military.
[QUOTE=tomatmann;17064140][b]A Norwegian[/b] Viking found America first.[/QUOTE] Correction.
[QUOTE=ray243;17064209]I want to see some norwegians military.[/QUOTE] We couldn't do shit. Let's just keep it at viking.
Norway, aswell as Finland are only provinces in the Great Swedish empire. ;)
No they aren't.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaXWOeIOe-U&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=bigdoggie;16983145]Fuck, I'd love to have one of those cheese slicers. It looks so easy to cut slices goddamn[/QUOTE] Wait, how the hell do you cut cheese without a cheese slicer? I wouldn't know since I've lived in Sweden all my life where every home has a cheese slicer.
Nah, met a few Norwegians, complete douches.
Eh, I'm like 1/6 Norweigan, so I'm okay with this.
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;17064710]No they aren't.[/QUOTE] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/LocationSwedishEmpire.png[/img] That's the nordic dick in all its' glory.
[QUOTE=evilweazel;17065009]Nah, met a few Norwegians, complete douches.[/QUOTE] Those might have been Swedes Being half Swedish and half Irish, I'm an expert with douchebagism.
[QUOTE=Nick Lomax;16979796] VERY LARGE OP [/QUOTE] I'm proud to be a Norwegian, Please don't degrade my home shore. i don't know but i've met some danes that are asses. otherwise swedes are cool.
[QUOTE=Gutted;17064988]Wait, how the hell do you cut cheese without a cheese slicer? I wouldn't know since I've lived in Sweden all my life where every home has a cheese slicer.[/QUOTE] Generally, a knife does the job quite well..
all of Europe sucks, the bland Scandinavian countries, except UK.
Not these threads again..
Norge! <3 [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Awful bump" - Swebonny))[/highlight]
Nice 2 year bump, man.
[QUOTE=Henrikopotato;34501182]Norge! <3[/QUOTE] R.I.P Henrikopotato 2011 - 2012
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