Norwegians - They are more awesome than Ukranians and they are vikings!
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ionno man,the huns of the turkic peoples originating in central Asian then onto to Europe,took more land and were more gruesome.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;34502392]R.I.P Henrikopotato
2011 - 2012[/QUOTE]
I'm still alive! :D
The Vikings are gone, Norfags. Now you're all a bunch of blonde-haired, blue-eyed thin dudes in skinny jeans named Bjorn.
Suck it up.
[QUOTE=just-a-boy;34513539]The Vikings are gone, Norfags. Now you're all a bunch of blonde-haired, blue-eyed thin dudes in skinny jeans named Bjorn.
Suck it up.[/QUOTE]
And you're from Estonia. What have you done to change the world?
[QUOTE=just-a-boy;34513539]The Vikings are gone, Norfags. Now you're all a bunch of blonde-haired, blue-eyed thin dudes in skinny jeans named Bjorn.
Suck it up.[/QUOTE]
And you're poor.
My aunt has a Norwegian Forest cat named Zappa, he's cool but he's also a dick.
[QUOTE=just-a-boy;34513539]The Vikings are gone.[/QUOTE]
Good, good, that's what we want you to think. I find it funny people still believe we have oil when our real founds are gotten from invading England.
Norway sucks. Too much snow.
[QUOTE=kognit0;34525755]Norway sucks. Too much snow.[/QUOTE]
Then move to Spain, like the rest of the milk-drinkers.
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;34525790]Then move to Spain, like the rest of the milk-drinkers.[/QUOTE]
I'd love to move to Spain. But getting my education over here first. Also I don't drink milk, it tastes funny.
Vikings didn't had horns on helmets because it would be impractical as hell and even dangerous.
[QUOTE=zezsniper;34520935]My aunt has a Norwegian Forest cat named Zappa, he's cool but he's also a dick.[/QUOTE]
We also have a forest cat. He's a wuss
[QUOTE=overpain;34525998]Vikings didn't had horns on helmets because it would be impractical as hell and even dangerous.[/QUOTE]
Viking helmets were actually very practical after what I've heard, some are even designed to make weapons slide off the sides instead of hitting with all strength right on the your head.
[IMG]http://villiampedersen.dk/images/Arrangementer/Kronborg%202001/100-0026_IMG,%20Holger%20Danske.JPG[/IMG]
Has anyone mentioned this badass? This is Holger Danske. The oldest viking in existance.
[QUOTE=just-a-boy;34513539]The Vikings are gone, Norfags. Now you're all a bunch of blonde-haired, blue-eyed thin dudes in skinny jeans named Bjorn.
Suck it up.[/QUOTE]
You probably look like your avatar.
I descend from a viking, which makes me a viking, aww yee
This thread
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Only thing I know about Norway is that they were vikings some hundred years ago and they have oil and a couple of mountains.
We are overrated.
Very overrated.
Oh and about that danish "we were vikings before you", well yes you were. But even with that advantage you didn't do any really famous viking shit.
Ssh you're killing the mysticism.
[editline]3rd February 2012[/editline]
VIKINGS, MAN.
My take.
Sweden - Invented more things. Made Battlefield and has more game developers. A little more progressive. Good music, and good at more than just metal.
Norway - Metal
Denmark - Tiny & insignificant. I don't even see Denmark on the map!
The viking arguement is pretty hilarious considering all 3 are quite the opposite today of what vikings were. No vikings live in scandinavia anymore. There decendents? yeah but the present metrosexual population is totally not even close to vikings lol.
[QUOTE=Hellstrom;34532629]My take.
Sweden - Invented more things. Made Battlefield and has more game developers. A little more progressive. Good music, and good at more than just metal.
Norway - Metal
Denmark - Tiny & insignificant. I don't even see Denmark on the map!
The viking arguement is pretty hilarious considering all 3 are quite the opposite today of what vikings were. No vikings live in scandinavia anymore. There decendents? yeah but the present metrosexual population is totally not even close to vikings lol.[/QUOTE]
You forgot that Denmark has Lego, making it the best country.
Norway is like a boring version of Sweden with less hockey and more strange rock formations.
[IMG]http://rojakdaily.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/kjeragbolten-rock.jpg[/IMG]
Also, we have brown cheese.
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LOOK AT THAT BADASS MOTHERFUCKER.
It's going to fuck your shit up.
[QUOTE=A Noobcake;34532873]Also, we have brown cheese.
[t]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JRzliNwDviw/TY7r7pTlfaI/AAAAAAAABKU/EknQWO0vs8E/s1600/DSC_2233.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
And the tool to cut it in perfect slices.
[editline]4th February 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=jeimizu;34532788]Norway is like a boring version of Sweden with less hockey and more strange rock formations.[/QUOTE]
Difference is, we are rich!
[QUOTE=Hellstrom;34532629]My take.
Sweden - Invented more things. Made Battlefield and has more game developers. A little more progressive. Good music, and good at more than just metal.
Norway - Metal
Denmark - Tiny & insignificant. I don't even see Denmark on the map!
The viking arguement is pretty hilarious considering all 3 are quite the opposite today of what vikings were. No vikings live in scandinavia anymore. There decendents? yeah but the present metrosexual population is totally not even close to vikings lol.[/QUOTE]
Valhalla is closest to Denmark. Fact.
Go read the bible you forest troll.
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howdy, neighbors!
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;34526303][IMG]http://villiampedersen.dk/images/Arrangementer/Kronborg%202001/100-0026_IMG,%20Holger%20Danske.JPG[/IMG]
Has anyone mentioned this badass? This is Holger Danske. The oldest viking in existance.[/QUOTE]
Stone cold badass.
Don't forget the vikings that had a horsepenis for some sort of god thingy, that they would send around while telling an old saga about some stuff.
And that girl there that "had to" put the horsepenis inside herself.
History class fuck yes.
What?
[QUOTE=Henrikopotato;34514320]And you're from Estonia. What have you done to change the world?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Petrussen;34514424]And you're poor.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Numidium;34526815]You probably look like your avatar.[/QUOTE]
Offended "Vikings". Welcome to Facepunch.
Stop taking things so seriously.
Beside the point, this whole "we are vikings, ergo we are better" thing is foolish pride. THEY may have been brutal warriors and may have changed to the world in some ways, but you guys certainly have not, nor ever will. Honor and deeds are not your heritage. As aren't the ways of life and the economic positions of your respective countries. Besides, I was under the impression I could voice my opinions WITHOUT my country having had to change the world. I'm just fine with my little Estonia has managed to do for [I]ourselves[/I].
I probably started a fight in a jokethread but hey, what the hell.
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