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You fly back to the dead Tophat lord...
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And conbine your hat with his to make a green tophat!
Use his bone as a cane and start to tap dance
Kill him again.
Raep the body
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You kill him again, which naturally brings him back to life.
He looks at you and exclaims "It's you, oh joy! the green hatted one has returned! and just in time too, we need your help."
ask him wtf is goinng on and eat another cloud
Punch him in his now burnt heart
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You take a bite out of a cloud and say "What's the matter? Why do you need me?"
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Before you can kill him, he becomes a unicorn.
"This is what's the matter" he says. "Reality is falling apart."
You think back to when you where a panda in hell, and how you shattered reality with a kick, you can't help but feel like this is your fault.
"Come with me" he says, you hop on his back and ride away.
Go somewhere over the rainbow
fasterbate muriously
[QUOTE=trifon;26078602]Go somewhere over the rainbow[/QUOTE]
Aha.
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Speaks for itself.
Oh sorry, forgot the rule in the OP,
Nothing that rhymes with fasterbate muriously will be done.
How about fap/wank?
Fank :smug:
[QUOTE=Thereddragon;26078788]How about fap/wank?[/QUOTE]
Only under conditions where it would make sense and not just waste time.
Piss rainbows
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You say to your unicorn companion "Let's go to the Grim reaper, maybe they can help us."
"Sure, she's right ahead anyways."
"She?"
That's right, death's a chick.
fap
[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]
on the chick
Durgz
Everyone knows chicks cant work
Strip the chick
Order her to give you a lapdance
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You order her to give you a lapdance, you are simultaneously decapitated and teleported to two locals, your head in one, your body another.
suggest two things now, one for the head and the other for the body.
You can give yourself a BJ now, if only you knew where your body is
Head : Examine the surroundings
Body : Try to stay up.
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Your body does it's bast to stay standing up, more snow falls.
Your hard looks around and sees... OH GOD NO, NOT HIM, DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
"Why do you keep showing up around me?!" you yell.
Is the body in the sea?
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