[QUOTE=trifon;26079431]Is the body in the sea?[/QUOTE]
No, it's in a snow storm.
Spit acid on dead pools head to make it dissolve then grow tentacles and take over his body, then proceed to find a way to your body.
As for the body:
Run into a wall.
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;26079439]No, it's in a snow storm.[/QUOTE]
I dont know if that was sarcasm or not :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=trifon;26079490]I dont know if that was sarcasm or not :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
It's not.
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You take over Deadpool's body, while your body smashes right into a wall.
Explore you surroundings and order your body to keep running into the wall, nobody likes him anyway.
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
woah
woah
woah
That looks like minecraft snow
WATCH OUT FOR THAT CREEPER BEHIND YOU!
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You explore your surroundings and find, Jesus?
Your body keeps running into the wall.
Ask if he can make you another head and send you to your real body, offer him the lives of 12 thousand virgins and a pig.
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You got your body back! And you now have two heads! wow, thanks Jesus!
Explore, if you happen to stumble upon somebody, or an animal, remove the head without the awesome green hat and remove the animals head. I think you know what to do with your spare head :v:
Fight hercules as a hydra
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You find a guy in a white robe, you rip off his head, remove your extra head, and have a head puppet show.
A large flaboriandedewuwakgiew Military force Apears!
Silly Rahkshi, I meant put your spare head on his body!
Therefore, you have a companion who is basically you.
How fun?!
Make him altair
Go back and see if your other body had a bigger penis, and if it did, jump back into the one with the larger woman-impregnater 3000.
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You stick your spare head on the body.
Order the other person to blowjob whilst looking at a picture of that grim reaper chick
design a robot head so you can both have 2 heads
"IT'S ALIVE, ALIVE I SAY. Come me child, come along me and we shall rule the world"
In other words explore the world with you new friend.
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You explore the world, and come across a meditating fire demon.
He looks at you and says "Do you seek enlightenment?"
This best not be bad
Im buddhist
[QUOTE=trifon;26098445]This best not be bad
Im buddhist[/QUOTE]
If you had any memory of the army my fire demons are from you would know that they masquerade as gods.
Ask him why reality is messing up, and why Death is such a bitch.
Also if Death has any things she likes (cus you looove her)
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"We come seeking information on the breakdown of reality, also, what kinds of things does death like, I want to get her a gift."
"For matters of reality" he says, "Go to the east and seek out Nizem, he knows much of the plight of our world."
"As for Death" he continues, "If I do remember right, she's a fan of batman comics"
Say speaking of batman.....
Then make a dramatic exit
Eat the demon and search for batman comics.
Ask to trade with the man all his batman comics for you partner
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[b]"I'll trade you my follower here for all your Batman comics!"[/b] you say.
"I have but one batman comic" he says, "but it is a deluxe god sized issue"
[b]"I'll take it!"[b/] you say.
Your partner dissipates and a Batman comic falls into your hands.
Read it and get sucked into a alternative alternative dimension, or back to where grim reaper is
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