"You know how hard it is to find close that fit a giant? it's easier to just be nude"
[B]"I see, and how is the rest of the mutiverse doing?"
[/B]"See for yourself"
you walk out side and see-
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/MI2YQx.png[/IMG]
Shit
1: be badass
2: be badass
3: be badass
uhhhhhhh
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4!
Politely ask for toiletries because you've probably just defecated yourself.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/sITy99.png[/img]
You killed them so epically you grew a badass viking beard.
Eat the beard to gain its strength... or maybe just eat the bodies.
Offer the blood of your enemies to THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/58UPgQ.png[/IMG]
You eat the bodies AND your beard, you feel empowered. (though you look the same.)
Masturbate at the speed of light!
Masturbate at twice the speed of light.
No :colbert:
Masturbate at 3 times the speed of light?
Go back inside to the man with the afro, kill him and wear his afro as a beard.
"oh god no please stop ahhhhhgggg nooooooooo"
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/aPiwCk.png[/IMG]
you are beardified again.
Loop coming up, eat the topsy-turvy afrobeard.
Now tear another rip in reality and find a time machine, go back in time and save reality with your new beard.
eat his body for strength.
[IMG]http://i.cubeupload.com/XEnX16.png[/IMG]
You eat your new beard.
Your beard eating escapades have turned you into a Sasquatch.
Jump into the picture of the emo because you can
Jump into the emo picture.
How do you come up with these things muffin?
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/5EXcwa.png[/img]
You jump into the picture and end up somewhere really emo, there's an emo looking soldier before you.
Poke him in the eye.
Pump his silly.
Give him a rusty razor blade and then proceed to tell him that he is pathetic, the rest will sort itself out
Disregard his pitiful attempts at gaining your attention and explore that kickass triangle building.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/81LbEJ.png[/img]
"AH FUCK MY EYE"
he seems mad now.
[QUOTE=trifon;27586483]Give him a rusty razor blade and then proceed to tell him that he is pathetic, the rest will sort itself out[/QUOTE]
He just wants attention, ignore him.
[img]http://i.cubeupload.com/eaunv4.png[/img]
You ignore him, he hits you so hard he knocks the yeti off of you.
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