Next time something like this happens:
Keep the most scary ass mask and you have, put on some trippy clothing and sneak around the house making creepy ass noises you can to make sure the thieves shit their pants and gtfo. :v:
Op is a pussy regardless. I was with my uncle when I shot a Mexican robbing my house but he got out the door then my uncle killed him with his pump.
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;23694448]Op is a pussy regardless. I was with my uncle when I shot a Mexican robbing my house but he got out the door then my uncle killed him with his pump.[/QUOTE]
I smell dirty lies.
[QUOTE=ReconUnit;23694279]Next time something like this happens:
Keep the most scary ass mask and you have, put on some trippy clothing and sneak around the house making creepy ass noises you can to make sure the thieves shit their pants and gtfo. :v:[/QUOTE]
Better yet, just walk around the house with lingerie on and high heels. Surprise the robbers and say something weird in a high pitched voice.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;23694614]Better yet, just walk around the house with lingerie on and high heels. Surprise the robbers and say something weird in a high pitched voice.[/QUOTE]
I'll stick to the gun.
I want guns to be legal to own, well, handguns, in the UK. I would feel way more confident if I had a 9mm at arms reach. Still, nobody would rob my house.
Where is source on OPs avatar?
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;23694690]I want guns to be legal to own, well, handguns, in the UK. I would feel way more confident if I had a 9mm at arms reach. Still, nobody would rob my house.
Where is source on OPs avatar?[/QUOTE]
Susan Coffey. Google her.
This is obviously fake. If I saw that my monitor was missing, that means that there might be an intruder in my home, and I wouldn't be talking about it on Facepunch like a dumbass.
Its your floorboards, if you step on them they move downwards and later they move back to their original state they make the noise of someone walking.
I like how OP specifies it sounded like a cereal box being bent, not just any old cardboard box.
[QUOTE=dirty harry;23695271]I like how OP specifies it sounded like a cereal box being bent, not just any old cardboard box.[/QUOTE]
He has special hearing. It's more advanced than a normal human being's hearing. You can fire a gun from several miles away and he can identify the caliber and gun you fired it from almost immediately.
[QUOTE=Viephemeral;23695156]This is obviously fake. If I saw that my monitor was missing, that means that there might be an intruder in my home, and I wouldn't be talking about it on Facepunch like a dumbass.[/QUOTE]
It was a random monitor, not one I use.
[editline]08:50PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=dirty harry;23695271]I like how OP specifies it sounded like a cereal box being bent, not just any old cardboard box.[/QUOTE]
Thin cardboard makes sound whereas regular thicker cardboard doesn't make a whole lot of sound.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;23695329]He has special hearing. It's more advanced than a normal human being's hearing. You can fire a gun from several miles away and he can identify the caliber and gun you fired it from almost immediately.[/QUOTE]
Ah right, cool. Thought it was a bit unusual. Rated informative.
You hear something strange, and it dosen't sound good. Who you gonna call? FACEPUNCH!
I could imagine this going into the rest of the song sadly.
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;23695187]Its your floorboards, if you step on them they move downwards and later they move back to their original state they make the noise of someone walking.[/QUOTE]
Floorboards take LCD screens and stop creaking when you pull back and release the bolt on an AK-47 clone?
Wrong.
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;23696524]Floorboards take LCD screens and stop creaking when you pull back and release the bolt on an AK-47 clone?
Wrong.[/QUOTE]
Mine do, maybe your house is weird.
If I'm about to die, I'm going to notify facepunch.
he ded.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;23696934]he ded.[/QUOTE]
So ded
[QUOTE=I_love_garrysmod;23691328]Why? He didn't do anything stupid with it. He thought someone was in his house so he got his gun for self defense. There's nothing wrong with that.[/QUOTE]
Because he heard a few sounds in his house, and ran for the AK-47. That's the kind of person who keeps a 9mm under their pillow and shoots at anything that makes a sound. People who are that jumpy shouldn't be allowed to have guns. Second off, why does he have a fully automatic weapon? There is no need to have one of those unless you live in a fucking warzone. A handgun would be much more practical for home defense anyway.
Shoot everything in your house, just to make sure. Especially the cereal box, since that may be it. Also don't forget the double tap rule. Shoot it twice. Or just sit in the corner and shoot up the entire room.
[b]What if it's in the room behind you, up against the wall just making them? Or IN THE ATTIC OR IN THE WALL[/b]
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23677036]If it is hoodlums I imagine they will shit their pants and run just at the sight of an AK47 because they think its some 'Bad ass Gangsta- weapon'.[/QUOTE]
No ,they will run or get there ass shot.
Any hoodlum would run at the sight of a gun I am shure.
[QUOTE=Namo;23697887]Because he heard a few sounds in his house, and ran for the AK-47. That's the kind of person who keeps a 9mm under their pillow and shoots at anything that makes a sound. People who are that jumpy shouldn't be allowed to have guns. Second off, why does he have a fully automatic weapon? There is no need to have one of those unless you live in a fucking warzone. Overkill much? A handgun would be much more practical for home defense anyway.[/QUOTE]
With a handgun, you can solve a few problems. With an AK-47, you can stop about 100 problems a minute. But in all seriousness, there isn't anything wrong with it, It's not like he shoots his neighbors. He's just a little paranoid, and if it makes him feel better without causing harm, there isn't any need to worry.
ghost hobos eatin your cereal
and the Kalashnikov seems a little overkill if it's some dude who broke into your house to eat your cereal
[editline]08:37PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23695448]It was a random monitor, not one I use.[/QUOTE]
oh okay that makes way more sense
so long as they don't steal anything you're using it's a-okay that they're in your house stealing shit and eating your breakfast food
He's died guys.
[QUOTE=hl2poo;23698642]He's died guys.[/QUOTE]
This is his ghost speaking. And cocks.
My mind used to make me hear shit. Maybe this is what's happening to you. I'd be sitting at my computer and it would sound [i]exactly[/i] like someone was just rubbing their hands down the wall in my hallway. As soon as I focused on the sound it would go away. I'm fucking crazy. :sigh:
Also, I used to imagine my alarm clock going off.
[QUOTE=janky;23698800]My mind used to make me hear shit. Maybe this is what's happening to you. I'd be sitting at my computer and it would sound [i]exactly[/i] like someone was just rubbing their hands down the wall in my hallway. As soon as I focused on the sound it would go away. I'm fucking crazy. :sigh:
Also, I used to imagine my alarm clock going off.[/QUOTE]
Read thread.
Please remove the ammunition from your gun, dismantle your gun, throw your gun into the fireplace, light your gun on fire, then sell all your ammunition, for someone who acts like you does not deserve a weapon. When I have a creeping feeling in my house I turn on all the lights/lights of where I'm going to be walking, I don't grab my AR-15 and slam a mag in and type on my computer while I'm holding the rifle in the air like I'm in some shitty hollywood horror movie. I say this in fear of the safety of your neighbors, I can see you accidentally discharging your rifle, giving gun owners an even worse rep then what it is already.
[QUOTE=Snapzies;23698921]Please remove the ammunition from your gun, dismantle your gun, throw your gun into the fireplace, light your gun on fire, then sell all your ammunition, for someone who acts like you does not deserve a weapon. When I have a creeping feeling in my house I turn on all the lights/lights of where I'm going to be walking, I don't grab my AR-15 and slam a mag in and type on my computer while I'm holding the rifle in the air like I'm in some shitty hollywood horror movie. I say this in fear of the safety of your neighbors, I can see you accidentally discharging your rifle, giving gun owners an even worse rep then what it is already.[/QUOTE]
Thank you.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.