[QUOTE=Alaskan Wolf;23677561]As soon as laptop goes out, the only light source, being from said machine, will also extinguish, at which time, the OP will spontaneously remember something he needs to check on. As he has blown out all of his breakers by turning on all of his lights, he will need to go out to the garage to flip them back on.
That's when he'll hear it. The robber. But it's no robber. He was just paranoid. He threw out that crappy monitor last week. The cut lock was out of his own desperation for Ak-47 ammo. Not that it will help him against this enemy. The circuit breaker locked tight with a padlock, he needs to find the key. But the sound of the footsteps will scare him shitless. The looming shadow in the corner of the dark garage.
He forgot his AK-47 back in the living room. There's no killing it. This is the end. That's it. He's done for.
Sleep well, OP![/QUOTE]
That's not scary at all
Why didn't you phone the fucking police? And you're just going to sleep when you fear there's people in your house?
Go around every inch of your house and shoot randomly LIKE A MAN.
And then the OP was murdered in his sleep
Fuck, Theres been about 5 home invasions in my neibourhood (shit spelling is shit)... Now this thread freaked me out even more. Remind me to get a PAL in the next while.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;23677748]Why didn't you phone the fucking police? And you're just going to sleep when you fear there's people in your house?[/QUOTE]
i doubt a thief would stay in someones house after they go searching around for them
A house in itself makes sounds. It have been proven, trough many test's and experiments.
Also it's common sense. Wood plus weight equals, stretching/buoy and therefor noises.
It's probably mice or a settling house. You're super paranoid, obviously (you set your safes to a specific number).
I swear this thread was all set up for a zombie survival story. Would've been more believable, too.
[QUOTE=GummyPanties;23678008]I swear this thread was all set up for a zombie survival story. Would've been more believable, too.[/QUOTE]
I thought we were gonna get a post from the burglar D:
ROFL If i was in that situation with an ak id go down there and shoot the theif for being on my property! AMERICA!
[QUOTE=nate1606;23678034]I thought we were gonna get a post from the burglar D:[/QUOTE]
I was considering making a parody thread, then decided that the ban wouldn't be worth it.
But on-topic, hope your house hasn't been broken into. Hope to hear more of this later.
well op next time lock the door that isnt in your sights , also you can glue a picture of you holding your ak to the outside of your door , and below "just try to get in scumbag" , then no one will dare to break in :v:
Alright I'm up now and I have noticed that a few really old Dungeons and Dragons books are missing. Someone wanted DnD V2 books and a shit-tastic monitor. What the hell are they planning to do?
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23683789]Alright I'm up now and I have noticed that a few really old Dungeons and Dragons books are missing. Someone wanted DnD V2 books and a shit-tastic monitor. What the hell are they planning to do?[/QUOTE]
Hide your stash of alchohol in a safe locked with the most unpredictable combination ever: All 1's
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23676896]As a gun owner I have to say you are being way too cautious for your own good and this seems to be taking the situation way too far.
PS. I own an AMD-65 Hungarian AK47. Everytime I hear shit I don't go grab one of my five guns. I live in a rough area too where Gas Stations and Convient stores are robbed up the street from me on a monthly basis.[/QUOTE]
Maybe you're not cautious enough. :colbert:
It's because everyone's house is an asshole whenever you're the only one awake/home it makes strange noises. Go to bed. I once heard a big crash coming from the kitchen one night. Turns out one of the shelves in the fridge collapsed. Nobody broke in; all doors and windows were still locked and everything was still there.
Goddammit Kawaii, what did I tell you about not locking the doors?
Troll to the 3rd power.
It was Slenderman in the parlor with your monitor
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23683789]Alright I'm up now and I have noticed that a few really old Dungeons and Dragons books are missing. Someone wanted DnD V2 books and a shit-tastic monitor. What the hell are they planning to do?[/QUOTE]
What the fuck? You got robbed by a nerd-robber, bro. Rarest robber, probably the most harmless kind.
Here's a serous answer. It's probably late, but here's for next time.
Since you have the gun, start bringing the medicine back on them. Stand against a wall near the door to your house, and listen into that room. Before you do this, play strange child musics of sorts from the computer, and always have your gun ready. Then, after a minute or so, silently flush him (if there's anyone) out of the house, and if you see him, just calmly tell him to turn around so you can escort him out of the house or call 911.
[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;23677137]The AMD isn't a much of a badboy either, you realize.[/QUOTE]
I concur. Asswipe will use an Intel if he's wise.
You should've laughed like some evil genius, and then empty your magazine in the roof.
OP just get a crowbar and a few grenades it works like a charm every time trust me, I'm a professional.
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23676984]FYI it isn't something you joke about because it really isn't funny.[/QUOTE]
FYI OP is also joking, you're an ass wipe.
[QUOTE=joost1120;23684263]You should've laughed like some evil genius, and then empty your magazine in the roof.[/QUOTE]
I just got the roof fixed last year after a tornado.
[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;23684077]Troll to the 3rd power.[/QUOTE]
/care
It was entertaining.
Forget the heating/cooling system. It's obviously zombies.
[QUOTE=Dirf;23684334]Forget the heating/cooling system. It's obviously zombies.[/QUOTE]
Your heating system claps, stops when you rack an AK-47 bolt, and steals your geeky shit?
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