You should get nightvision goggles and a switch to turn off all electricity in the house. That way, whenever you hear something, put on your NV goggles and be a fucking ninja.
[QUOTE=DJFender;23684168]What the fuck? You got robbed by a nerd-robber, bro. Rarest robber, probably the most harmless kind.[/QUOTE]
Probably the horniest kind. GTFO OP!
If it's a sort of scrabbling or scratching sound then it'r probably mice. Lay some traps.
If it's not mice, it's a ghost or a burglar or Cthulu. If you have a sufficiently large trap, and bait it with a city or something, you could probably catch Cthulu.
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23676896]PS. I own an AMD-65 Hungarian AK47.[/QUOTE]
lol shitty knock off AK
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OP is a pussy who shouldn't be near guns
[QUOTE=JDK721;23684571]lol shitty knock off AK
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OP is a pussy who shouldn't be near guns[/QUOTE]
All of the badasses have a reliable Remington Tac Shotgun. True story.
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;23684730]All of the badasses have a reliable Remington Tac Shotgun. True story.[/QUOTE]
All bad asses don't need guns, actually, they use some random object.
Shit, get an MP5 or something of similar size.
Way easier to maneuver around close quarters.
By the way, the kid was probably tripping on LSD and thought he was playing Oblivion.
You always steal useless shit in Oblivion.
Clear every room, and then bar the doors/ lock the doors as a precaution.
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;23684764]All bad asses don't need guns, actually, they use some random object.[/QUOTE]
Fuck that, I'll use Wing Chun. :)
Edit: But I'm new so I'm only a white sash D: FUCK
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;23684764]All bad asses don't need guns, actually, they use some random object.[/QUOTE]
No, REAL badasses punch people to death without even touching them, because telekinetic fistfights are badass.
[QUOTE=devon_wargod;23685151]No, REAL badasses punch people to death without even touching them, because telekinetic fistfights are badass.[/QUOTE]
Real bad asses kill them with their sta-
[img]http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/mtv/mtv_movie_awards_arrivals_2004_photos/quentin_tarantino/mtv4.jpg[/img]
:geno:
Place 2 of these by each entrance point to your house
[img]http://www.mercuryairsoft.com/images/productimages/claymore_mine1.jpg[/img]
problem solved
[QUOTE=g42;23685473]Place 2 of these by each entrance point to your house
[img]http://www.mercuryairsoft.com/images/productimages/claymore_mine1.jpg[/img]
problem solved[/QUOTE]
But that will ruin the pretty paint.
[QUOTE=DJSergei;23676904]Slenderman.
I had to.[/QUOTE]
The second you said that I shat brix.
[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;23685203]Real bad asses kill them with their sta-
[img]http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/mtv/mtv_movie_awards_arrivals_2004_photos/quentin_tarantino/mtv4.jpg[/img]
:geno:[/QUOTE]
You fucking win thread for beating the OP at the scaring Facepunch game.
I really dont care if this is fake or not, its exciting, did you figure out who it was?
[QUOTE=The Numerous On;23686329]I really dont care if this is fake or not, its exciting, did you figure out who it was?[/QUOTE]
How should I?
Idk, a montage maybe?
Backtrace them and report them to the cyberpolice and the state police.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23686450]How should I?[/QUOTE]
Install cameras in every room, including the shower if your mother is hot. :smug:
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;23686774]Install cameras in every room, including the shower if your mother is hot. :smug:[/QUOTE]
What if their dad takes a shower? O_O
This thread was worth the eleven minutes it took to read.
[QUOTE=Episode;23687436][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnhF1QAEZjU[/media][/QUOTE]
This is awesome!
What a fine read!
Instead of running around your house with a yard long assault rifle get a pistol, like this
[IMG]http://anthonybove.com/HK%20USp%20Compact.jpg[/IMG]
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holyshit big picture
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And a .45 is probably better than a 9mm
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;23685869]You fucking win thread for beating the OP at the scaring Facepunch game.[/QUOTE]
Maybe that guy is in OP's house.
[QUOTE=Episode;23687436][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnhF1QAEZjU[/media][/QUOTE]
It's people like you that make me sigh and shake my head.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;23684367]Your heating system claps, stops when you rack an AK-47 bolt, and steals your geeky shit?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Bolt_rack[/url]
What the fuck is racking the bolt? That is the dumbest term ever.
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[QUOTE=beanhead;23688221]Instead of running around your house with a yard long assault rifle get a pistol, like this
[IMG]http://anthonybove.com/HK%20USp%20Compact.jpg[/IMG]
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holyshit big picture
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And a .45 is probably better than a 9mm[/QUOTE]
9x19mm is the perfect size for self defense since it isn't too small, or too large. That is why I like 7.62x39mm for self defense.
I would never be scared if I had a loaded fully automatic assault rifle in my hands. I would parade around my house looking for people without hesitation. You sir are a pansy and probably don't have a gun in the first place. You probably have a fly swatter or something.
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