Just from the first batch of confessions, this thread is going to be fucking amazing.
the incest one is soooo obviously made up
but guys getting sisters pregnant accidently with their sperm is always funny, so heh
oh god these are such serious first confessions[img]http://02d9656.netsoljsp.com/SarcMark/images/graphics/rk.png[/img]
Oh god the shampoo one.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;20526790]If you feel you can trust this guy with your confessions then go ahead, but personally I wouldn't bother seeing as I have no idea who he is[/QUOTE]
He JUST got Gold Member and is using his status as an excuse to do this.
Wow that first one sounds completely fake.
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;20527074]He JUST got Gold Member and is using his status as an excuse to do this.[/QUOTE]
ITT I have a giant e-penis because my username is a different colour and I waste my life posting on forums.
v5 goes to v1
[QUOTE=SKuM;20527142]ITT I have a giant e-penis because my username is a different colour and I waste my life posting on forums.[/QUOTE]
see look he said his intentions right here!
What the shit would compell someone to shove a needle down their urethra?
Dumb.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;20526081]Who's gonna be the first one to sign him up for the ZooTube news letter?[/QUOTE]
Kind of interesting that you know that a website like this even has a newsletter... :/
[QUOTE=SKuM;20527142]ITT I have a giant e-penis because my username is a different colour and I waste my life posting on forums.[/QUOTE]
You said that you've always loved these threads yet noone knows who you are. You've been around here but you're more of a lurker. You got Gold and all of a sudden you hope people notice you.
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;20527387]You said that you've always loved these threads yet noone knows who you are. You've been around here but you're more of a lurker. You got Gold and all of a sudden you hope people notice you.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I do love these threads; they're hilarious. I couldn't give a shit as to whether people notice me or not, I just want a good laugh. Just step off my dick dude, I don't know what I did to piss you off but lo siento.
And I'm hitting the sack, so no more new confessions till t'morrow morning. But I better get some good entries tonight!
i remember reading these a while ago. usually they're funny as FUCK so cant wait until the next batch comes in. Also ask the urethra guy if his name is hank
Yay, back after the fail blog version.
Ah, these threads are back.
Always an interesting read.
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;20527387]You said that you've always loved these threads yet noone knows who you are. You've been around here but you're more of a lurker. You got Gold and all of a sudden you hope people notice you.[/QUOTE]
you wear nappies
get out fag
[QUOTE=The Vman;20526909]Jesus christ.
I never knew people on this forum were so fucked up...
I'm betting CaptainSnake's the one who got his sister preggo.[/QUOTE]
What the hell man! That was one lucky guess.
Failed confessional?
Wheres the emails for god sake
needs more emails
[QUOTE=rapperkid04;20527387]You said that you've always loved these threads yet noone knows who you are. You've been around here but you're more of a lurker. You got Gold and all of a sudden you hope people notice you.[/QUOTE]
I know who he is, and I would trust him with my confessions... if I had any...
He'll probably update it more than Hezzy at least.
I dreamt about this thread...
[QUOTE=SherpaMurphy;20527320]What the shit would compell someone to shove a needle down their urethra?
Dumb.[/QUOTE]
he was 12 lol
I demand the next batch
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[QUOTE=rapperkid04;20527074]He JUST got Gold Member and is using his status as an excuse to do this.[/QUOTE]
I hate to be the one that has to tell you this, but no one respects gold members any more than blues
hi i'm skum and i represent what my name is by not updating this thread
To the shampoo guy. It's not your fault. Your sperm would be dead within an hour or so. Probably less.
This could be fun.
He's either gotten no emails at all or has given up on this thread already
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