• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional v6
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[QUOTE=Hezzy;20544972]He's either gotten no emails at all or has given up on this thread already[/QUOTE] Hey Mr. Pessimistic, why don't you close this and make your own.. you'll get a flood of emails or at least help him. He's making a good effort :unsmith:
[QUOTE=Hezzy;20544972]He's either gotten no emails at all or has given up on this thread already[/QUOTE] I've emailed some in so I know he's just lazy.
maybe he's taking time to read them all?
I had school you impatient niggers, relax! [quote]Ok so this isn't too long but here goes. When I come home I don't always shit right away. Instead I go to my laptop, move the chair away, and get on my knees. Then I proceded to let the shit start going down my anal exhaust pipe, and squeeze it back in. It feels so good, guessing it hits my prostrate or something. But eventually after doing this it gets mushy and very gross. When I go to shit it kinda explodes in a splatter. -Poop fetish dude[/quote] At some point, it doesn't even surprise me anymore when people get off to anal masturbation with their own shit. [quote]1. I like fapping with celtic music playing in the background, makes porn much better 2. I, too have a rape fetish, but it's about drugging a girl and fingering her, then tieing her up, waiting for her to wake up, and then fuck her 3. I love watching movies that have rape in them, I'm kind of creeped out by it myself. 4. When I fap, I jizz in between my two mattresses, and then I love to wait a few hours and move the top mattress around 5. I once jizzed onto some paper, folded it up, and then sent it to my neighbor.[/quote] I found this email special just because of #1. You and Mr. "WWII Russian Farmer Rapist" should hang out some time and have classy masturbation circlejerking fests. [quote]Me and my friend liked playing around on the toilet. We would usually do it for shits and giggles. But one time it went horribly wrong! As we were attempting to take a shit at the same time. So as we both did a shit, as soon as our shit landed into the water, lots of water came shooting up our ass! Apparently this made my friend really horny, so he jumped off the toilet seat and started to pull me to the ground. So me and my friend were completely naked, shit on our ass, and me on the ground. He soon started to get down on the floor with me, laying on top of my backside. I was scared of him, terrified of what he might do to me! But I felt a hard cold thing, sliding into my ass. He started to go deeper and deeper, and stuffed a sock in my mouth to stop my screaming! I could not take the pain anymore, I attempted to wriggle my way out of his grip, but to no avail. He eventually stopped, after to what seemed to be a eternity of pain. Blood was everywhere on the floor, and my butt throbbing with pain. Nobody was home other than me and my friend, so he quickly cleaned himself, and slipped on some clothes. He soon started to beat me up so i would not tell anybody, otherwise he would come back. Then he sprinted out of the house as fast as possible, leaving me on the floor. But about an hour later, my mom came home. I could not explain to her what happened for a while, for i was in total shock. A couple of months later i get a phone call from my friend, asking if i want to 'Play' again. I thought I was a homosexual after that experience, so i decided to 'Play' with him. I should of put down the phone and forgot about it, but it is too late now.[/quote] The fact that you got raped by your best friend isn't what makes this a great email, it's that you went back for more. Also, I was impressed at the adjectives and descriptions you used during the rape scene, like the "hard, cold thing sliding into my ass" and the fact that "he started to go deeper and deeper, he stuffed a sock in my mouth to stop my screaming." ITT a future pornography writer and closet homosexual. [quote]My cousin gave me a handjob when I was 11 and I enjoyed it. She was female.[/quote] I like how you added the fact that the cousin giving you a handjob was a girl, as if that somehow makes it less creepy and incestuous. [quote]I masturbate at least 5 times a day, sometimes up to 10 times a day, and I always masturbate to my mother. She's a total MILF, and I'm realy creeped out by the fact that I do this, but it just feels SOOOOOOO GOOD. My record is 13 times in a single day, but that was because I installed a camera in our bathroom so I could watch my mom shower, and so I was realy horny so i couldn't resist. I still have the DVD, Im keeping it under my bed. She found it one time when she was cleaning my room, but she didn't watch it so I stole it back from her. I'm 17 years old. And I think that my fetish is okay because Sigmand Freud said onetime that everybody secretly wants to fuck their mum. And please don't give anybody my email, I'm reeealy embarrased by this.[/quote] I'm at a loss for words. And I'm pretty sure that Sigmund Freud never gave you the green light to jack off [B]13 times in one day[/B] to your own mother. The fact that you're 17 makes this even worse. And that you keep a record of how many times you can jack off in a single day. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - TH89))[/highlight]
oh lawdy
I bet that half these people are trolling you.
[QUOTE]My cousin gave me a handjob when I was 11 and I enjoyed it. She was female[/QUOTE] So is she a male now?
drop out of school we don't have the patience for you
oh them silly trolls :downs:
I bet a good one is coming.
I laughed at the cousin handjob one. But the rape one kinda made me think. dude that's just weeeeird. Ass bleeding from rape :barf:
I leaked Meet The Spy
i have this weird incest fetish
I want more. [b]Now!![/b]
Oh god these are amazing. I request more!
Rape one is the only one that totally seems fake. Otherwise, another good batch.
I sent one. :smug: :saddowns:
Wow he just got banned!
:derp: Also, I just noticed that. When I saw the message I was like WTF where wa-- oh.
One day in and already down.... HEZZY! Take over now!!!!
Dammit, TH89! He's one of the good guys! [editline]04:10AM[/editline] 1 month? :byodood: [editline]04:11AM[/editline] /thread
Oh lawdy lawd.
We need somebody else with access to the email Who else could? Besides Hezzy?
ahhahahahah what was racist about it though
Wow, even Gold Members still don't know how to NOT use the n-word? Un-deserving. Good thread though, especially the closet gay that "played" with his friend there
[QUOTE=Trogdon;20547559]ahhahahahah what was racist about it though[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=SKuM;20545141]I had school you impatient niggers, relax![/QUOTE] At the top of his last post.
OP is an idiot.
Hezzy should be the only one creating this thread
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;20547575]At the top of his last post.[/QUOTE] ah ooohhh didn't see that. I fueled his impatience so now i feel bad
Well, that was an anticlimactic end to this thread, move along.
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