• Found a fucked up ant thing in my kitchen, it makes noises, god help us all
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convert it to a Jewish bug, so communism want him dead
I saw one of these, twas massive
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutillidae]Definitely a Cow Ant.[/url] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldfaced_hornet]And your black and white wasp thing is a Bald-Faced Hornet.[/url] One is common in Southeastern North America and the other in Southwestern North America, that's the only connection I can find between them. Do you live somewhere in-between? :v:
That stinger is down right scary.
Aww but look at it: [img]http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/5820/antsadcopy.png[/img]
drown it in your piss
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;24572169][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutillidae]Definitely a Cow Ant.[/url] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldfaced_hornet]And your black and white wasp thing is a Bald-Faced Hornet.[/url] One is common in Southeastern North America and the other in Southwestern North America, that's the only connection I can find between them. Do you live somewhere in-between? :v:[/QUOTE] I live in Southeastern North America. North-East Arkansas, about an hour from Memphis. I took a short video of it, uploading it to youtube now. You can hear the noise it makes if you turn your volume up. [editline]04:06PM[/editline] [QUOTE=SnakeHead;24572227]drown it in your piss[/QUOTE] This is a wonderful suggestion I think I might do just that.
After you convert it to communism release her so she can enlighten the rest of the species.
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24572229]I live in Southeastern North America. North-East Arkansas, about an hour from Memphis. I took a short video of it, uploading it to youtube now. You can hear the noise it makes if you turn your volume up. [editline]04:06PM[/editline] This is a wonderful suggestion I think I might do just that.[/QUOTE] Well then, the Hornet is common in that area, the Cow Ant not so much.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIwgbSnmXiQ[/media] My video. Gonna add it to OP
Lighter+Deodorant
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;24572346]Well then, the Hornet is common in that area, the Cow Ant not so much.[/QUOTE] Yeah this is only the second time I've seen one since I moved here 6 years ago.
I will give you five dollars if you stick you hand in the container until it stings/bites you.
Convert it to Communism, find the rest of his family convert them to Communism.
I wouldn't do it for 50. [editline]04:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Baldr;24572416]Convert it to Communism, when the rest of his family convert them to Communism.[/QUOTE] Gonna draw a hammer and sickle and put it in with it now
Yeah, it's a cow killer. I have a shitload of those things around my house in the spring and fall. Never been stung by one though.
Suck it's dick
Poor neon purple paint on it and release it. Let it's own family murder it for being different.
It started making a LOT of noise when I put this in with it. It's either cheering for Lenin or it's a dirty capitalist. [img_thumb]http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7917/imag0052b.jpg[/img_thumb]
Keep touching it with a drawing of a hammer and sickle, and when it starts to not try and sting it, give it a treat Repeat until it guards the picture furiously
[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;24572520]Suck it's dick[/QUOTE] It's female. [editline]04:21PM[/editline] [QUOTE=one free man;24572548]Keep touching it with a drawing of a hammer and sickle, and when it starts to not try and sting it, give it a treat Repeat until it guards the picture furiously[/QUOTE] It hasn't tried stinging the drawing yet. In fact it's trying to use it to escape.
Take the wasp to a cow, and see if it can kill the cow with it's sting. Other than that, release it far away from your house.
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24572553]It hasn't tried stinging the drawing yet. In fact it's trying to use it to escape.[/QUOTE] It's a National Socialist KILL IT KILL IT!
Put a picture of Lenin in with it, see what happens.
Ok, I am a poor bastard, so what if we all put a few dollars together and give it to him on pay pal or something, if he puts his hand in until it stings and records it with sound.
[QUOTE=Nightsure;24572375]Lighter+Deodorant[/QUOTE] Do this and film it, that would be EPIC.
Mate with it and create a new generation of wasp human mutants.
put it into a vat of toxic waste and unleash it on Japan.
Gentlemen, I managed to find a picture of the OP. [img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9863/mehso.jpg[/img]
I believe its a species of wasp. Ants and wasps are closely related and share a lot of similarities- paricularly the alates that are visible during summer. But I won't bore you all with my insect knowledge. :smile: Some wasps mimic the appearance of ants in order to infiltrate their nests to parasitize the ant larvae.
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