Found a fucked up ant thing in my kitchen, it makes noises, god help us all
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That picture is like 2 years old. Do you want a more recent one?
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;24572739]Gentlemen, I managed to find a picture of the OP.
[img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9863/mehso.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
So?
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24572360][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIwgbSnmXiQ[/media]
My video. Gonna add it to OP[/QUOTE]
You crazy man, you touched that thing with your bare hands, if it can kill a cow shouldn't it be able to kill you aswell...
Also I was making that heart gesture for Trotsky/Amute for his collage thing. I am aware I don't look happy about it.
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[QUOTE=z0rz;24572826]You crazy man, you touched that thing with your bare hands, if it can kill a cow shouldn't it be able to kill you aswell...[/QUOTE]
... I was using a marker...
Convert it to communism, then release it into the wild to teach its buddies.
Gain its trust, mate with it by shoving its stinger down your urethra.
[QUOTE=Timebomb757;24572837]Convert it to communism, then release it into the wild to teach its buddies.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24572534]It started making a LOT of noise when I put this in with it. It's either cheering for Lenin or it's a dirty capitalist.
[img_thumb]http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7917/imag0052b.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
ahem
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24572829]Also I was making that heart gesture for Trotsky/Amute for his collage thing. I am aware I don't look happy about it.
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... I was using a marker...[/QUOTE]
Oh :v: it looked like a finger there for a second with the crappy camera.
[QUOTE=Timenova;24572753]I believe its a species of wasp. Ants and wasps are closely related and share a lot of similarities- paricularly the alates that are visible during summer. But I won't bore you all with my insect knowledge. :smile:
Some wasps mimic the appearance of ants in order to infiltrate their nests to parasitize the ant larvae.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but the Velvet Ant lays eggs in Bee nests.
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[QUOTE=z0rz;24572859]Oh :v: it looked like a finger there for a second with the crappy camera.[/QUOTE]
Not crappy camera, crappy youtube. My phone has a 5 Megapixel whatever :v:
I found one of these in my summerhouse.. it kept sperming out little red thingies who were crawling everywhere..
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24572878]Yeah, but the Velvet Ant lays eggs in Bee nests.
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Not crappy camera, crappy youtube. My phone has a 5 Megapixel whatever :v:[/QUOTE]
Render the video differently, I tried and tested many different settings until youtube seemed to hardly rape my quality anymore
[QUOTE=Imaledgev2;24572956]Render the video differently, I tried and tested many different settings until youtube seemed to hardly rape my quality anymore[/QUOTE]
How? All I did was record it and upload it from my phone.
Keep us updated on the conversion of it. We all know that the insect world is rampant with capitalism and must be stopped.
Phone cameras record video at 320x200 usually. Even the fancy 5 megapixel ones.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;24573029]Keep us updated on the conversion of it. We all know that the insect world is rampant with capitalism and must be stopped.[/QUOTE]
It's laying under the paper
Give it sugar.
Then drop a flag of US in there and take the sugar away.
Good lord! I just poked it with my marker and it tried to sting it. THE FUCKING THING IS HUGE
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24573053]It's laying under the paper[/QUOTE]
He's probably signaling that he's giving in to the ideas of Marx, or just hiding.
Definitely a wasp of family Mutillidae. Pretty awesome. Where do you live?
[QUOTE=Deutschbag;24573104]Definitely a wasp of family Mutillidae. Pretty awesome. Where do you live?[/QUOTE]
Arkansas
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[QUOTE=Mac2468;24573092]He's probably signaling that he's giving in to the ideas of Marx, or just hiding.[/QUOTE]
I think it definitely means she's definitely ready to accept her place among the proletariat, working to keep the glorious Union aloft.
Put normal ants into the jar and see what happens
Be sure to teach her to hate capitalist scum.
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;24573130]Put normal ants into the jar and see what happens[/QUOTE]
I'm tempted to go find some spiders around the house. I hate spiders
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;24573130]Put normal ants into the jar and see what happens[/QUOTE]
By putting a US flag in there then doing this.
breakin mah automerge
Burn it and record
Put it in someone's underwear. Specifically someone that pisses you off.
Weird for me to say this because I fucking hate insects/arachnids/anything that fucking crawls but for some reason it seems appropriate.
D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :3:
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24571599]Last night while I was fapping a goddamn white and black (what the fuck) wasp landed on my arm and WOULD NOT go away.[/QUOTE]
Fucking wasps need to knock before entering.
Challenge it to an arm wrestle in exchange the winner will receive one of the losers most valuable possessions.
shake the container
It's dead :v:
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[QUOTE=The Advisor;24573280]Fucking wasps need to knock before entering.
Challenge it to an arm wrestle in exchange the winner will receive one of the losers most valuable possessions.[/QUOTE]
it's dead too
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