• Found a fucked up ant thing in my kitchen, it makes noises, god help us all
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Breed with it.
Take it, Place it on the ground and stomp it into a greasy smear. Seriously those things are fucking horrifying.
Destroy it before it attacks a bee hive. I love bees :saddowns:
Put a spider in the jar and put on some slipknot
Drop in a few more ants and watch it kick ass
I love how the above 5 posts are all implying that the bug is still alive. Also OP is evil. WHY DID YOU KILL IT!?!?!?
They are prophecies. Embrace them, eat the insects.
why did you kill it you bastard
Man I freak the fuck out when these little fly like things with really long legs come after me. If I saw that I'd probably die. I commend your efforts OP. :patriot:
Why did you kill it ? You bad person !
Did you touch its penis before you killed it OP?
[QUOTE=Andaeeee;24586735]Did you touch its penis before you killed it OP?[/QUOTE] He was too jealous at the size of the ant's penis so he killed it.
Why the fuck would you kill your comrade You are ordered to go count trees in Siberia
Convert it to communism, get a bunch of other ants (smaller ones) and let the commie ant convert the other ants so you have your own private communist ant army. :eng101:
Breed them, create an intelligent hybrid super-species. Proceed to take over the planet and Convert it to communism.
Put your penis next to it, Then cock-slap it. Post pictures of sting? :D
[QUOTE=Andaeeee;24586735]Did you touch its penis before you killed it OP?[/QUOTE] Because female insects have weeners.
Let it go a far distance from your house, then find out where all the wasps in your house are coming from.
[QUOTE=Alixandah;24589806]Because female insects have weeners.[/QUOTE] Yes, thats correct.
[QUOTE=Melnek;24571612]Convert it to communism.[/QUOTE] I agree with this man,send it to north korea,he would make a good succesor unlike my fat son
[QUOTE=z0rz;24571885]Let it sting you in hopes for fusing both your DNAs together so you can become Cow Ant Man.[/QUOTE] It's like some sort of ... Ant Man Cow !
I'd own it, it looks cute =D
We have those around here. I hate them. We call them cow-killers. You can chop the fuckers into three pieces and they will still run around for like two hours.
[QUOTE=Snail562;24584559]I love how the above 5 posts are all implying that the bug is still alive. Also OP is evil. WHY DID YOU KILL IT!?!?!?[/QUOTE] It was trying to sting the drawing of the Hammer and Sickle. It was a dirty capitalist. [editline]12:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hendo;24585604]why did you kill it you bastard[/QUOTE] It would not accept Lenin! [editline]12:44PM[/editline] [QUOTE=SHoGuNNeR;24586028]Man I freak the fuck out when these little fly like things with really long legs come after me. If I saw that I'd probably die. I commend your efforts OP. :patriot:[/QUOTE] It was an American Velvet Ant. I killed it for Mother Russia. :v: [editline]12:45PM[/editline] [QUOTE=UberMunchkin;24586049]I hope they're not as fast as those spiders that come out of the attic, and go very fast, 1 metre in 2 seconds causing you to immediatly stay away and shout for help.[/QUOTE] Velvet Ants are very, very fast. [editline]12:45PM[/editline] [QUOTE=chamon;24586143]Why did you kill it ? You bad person ![/QUOTE] CAPITALIST ANT. FOR LENIN. :argh: [editline]12:45PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Andaeeee;24586735]Did you touch its penis before you killed it OP?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Xenoyia v2;24587002]He was too jealous at the size of the ant's penis so he killed it.[/QUOTE] It was female [editline]12:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ZekeTwo;24587016]Why the fuck would you kill your comrade You are ordered to go count trees in Siberia[/QUOTE] It refused to be converted
You should have shown it a list of what FP wanted you to do with it and then recorded its reaction.
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;24594055]You should have shown it a list of what FP wanted you to do with it and then recorded its reaction.[/QUOTE] "ktcktcktcktc"
When I was in the Costa Rica rain forest I found what looks to be a pretty damn funky looking version of one of these, check it out: [img]http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs40/i/2009/028/0/4/Central_American_Velvet_Ant_by_postal_crazylegs.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Telepethi;24571931]Dear god! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnguQZjRBVA&feature=related[/media] (Not my video) 1- The fucking thing is LOUD 2- Jesus the stinger is huge! It must have the rest of it inside the abdomen![/QUOTE] good god Is it making CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHUGGA noises?! IS IT MAKING FUCKING TRAIN NOISES [B]THE KILLER WINGLESS TRAIN-BEES ARE HERE, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE[/B]
That thing is awesome, here in the UK we don't get cool insects like that :(
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;24598145]Apart from harvestmen.[/QUOTE] What? This little pussy? I fed these to a box of spiders I kept. What's so bad about them? They can't even kill anything, they are scavengers.[IMG]http://wild-facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Harvestmen_Close_Macro.jpg[/IMG]
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