• Kid's Bop
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i remember when i was nine, livin' in da hood, clubbin', bangin' my hoes(not exactly, but pretty fucking close). seriously, wtf is this shit?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA_CfxSxEEE[/media]
[QUOTE=Badal;20890260]I have a copy of the McDonalds Kidz Bop happy meal CD where they forgot to censor the "Fuckin'" from "I Don't Wanna Be"[/QUOTE] Wait. So the kids said "Fuckin'"?
I don't think it's even kids singing the songs, maybe they're too cheap even for that. I think they just take the vocal tracks to the song, reverb it so it sounds like lots of voices and change the pitch of each one. Next time listen to the song, NONE of them go off key or lag behind, it's all perfect.
[QUOTE=cashman123;20902679]I don't think it's even kids singing the songs, maybe they're too cheap even for that. I think they just take the vocal tracks to the song, reverb it so it sounds like lots of voices and change the pitch of each one. Next time listen to the song, NONE of them go off key or lag behind, it's all perfect.[/QUOTE] There are children who can sing. And Autotune isn't always about sounding like T-Pain. In fact if used correctly, you don't even notice it. But all of this is autotuned to fuck.
They need to cover Trololo in the next kids bop
God i have no idea why people buy this. :argh:
What does a kid singing a song have to do with making it kid friendly? Would a remake of Saw using only child actors be suitable for kids?
[QUOTE=Crazy Legs;20905320]What does a kid singing a song have to do with making it kid friendly? Would a remake of Saw using only child actors be suitable for kids?[/QUOTE] Apparently. I dare not say anything about porn.
:smithicide: [editline]09:10PM[/editline] How can anybody possibly buy that shit
I've always wondered what they would do if the song they were covering contained any profanity. Which often times they did.
GOD it sucks, the last thing i want to hear is little children screeching about things they don't know about.
Oh my gawd. My sister has this, and she is blaring it through the house. Dear god... :fireman:
[QUOTE=Ithae;20907040]Oh my gawd. My sister has this, and she is blaring it through the house. Dear god... :fireman:[/QUOTE] Sir, ready your gun, you know what you must do...
huuhhuhhuh
[QUOTE=Crazy Legs;20905320]What does a kid singing a song have to do with making it kid friendly? Would a remake of Saw using only child actors be suitable for kids?[/QUOTE] Reservoir Dogs- KIDS EDITION
When's the Lady Gaga edition coming out.
I fucking hate this shit. It's just a bunch of little faggots ruining perfectly good songs (well, some of them are good) who wouldn't know a good song if it jumped out of their 12 year old ass and bit them on their fucking scrotum.
[QUOTE=Klammyxxl;20905933]I've always wondered what they would do if the song they were covering contained any profanity. Which often times they did.[/QUOTE] When they covered the Green Day song "Boulevard of Broken Dreams", they changed the word "fucked up" to "messed up" So yeah, they make shitty songs shittier.
You poor, pathetic fools. You thought that this was rock-bottom. The worst. Hah. You couldn't get more wrong: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfpL41Pwj50[/media] Behold, the bastard offspring of Kidz Bop that is the turdling K-Tel Mini Pops. They've been running this goddamn commercial for almost six months. One of the girls is actually from my hometown of London, Ontario. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. The sad thing is, this kids are actually somewhat talented. But all of it is being wasted on this stupid shit. EDIT- Right, I forgot to mention that they've released only 6 over the past ten or so years. So atleast this stream of fetid diarrhea isn't hemorrhaging constantly. EDIT 2- The girl from London is the one in the excessive makeup.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;20910310]When they covered the Green Day song "Boulevard of Broken Dreams", they changed the word "fucked up" to "messed up" So yeah, they make shitty songs shittier.[/QUOTE] They did the exact same thing when they took a shit on 'Where'd you go' by Fort Minor. It went from "A little fucked up-" to "A little messed up-"
[QUOTE=JIAC;20900248][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Now_1_US.jpg[/img] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Now_That%27s_What_I_Call_Music_33.jpg[/img] ?[/QUOTE] Holy crap, they've made so many albums I actually forgot there was a first one.
Id like to see them try and make Hurt by Trent Reznor happy. Or Closer with the fantastic lyric "I wanna fuck you like an animal, I want to feel you from the inside" And of course there is [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdJSMUSZHMM[/url]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5R8gSgedh4[/media]
Someone make them do "I am very glad, because i'm finally returning back home" (Trololo).
[quote=dr. Fishtastic;20910345]you poor, pathetic fools. You thought that this was rock-bottom. The worst. Hah. You couldn't get more wrong: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfpl41pwj50[/media] behold, the bastard offspring of kidz bop that is the turdling k-tel mini pops. They've been running this goddamn commercial for almost six months. One of the girls is actually from my hometown of london, ontario. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. The sad thing is, this kids are actually somewhat talented. But all of it is being wasted on this stupid shit. Edit- right, i forgot to mention that they've released only 6 over the past ten or so years. So atleast this stream of fetid diarrhea isn't hemorrhaging constantly. Edit 2- the girl from london is the one in the excessive makeup.[/quote] you sick fuck!!!
did anyone even listen to these as a kid? i didn't and none of my friends did either.
[QUOTE=Enishi;20891280]Luckily for me, my music is TOO OBSCURE :c00lbert: to be ruined by children.[/QUOTE] :smug:
Fuck! [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQq7MAmL0ak"] [/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL=" [URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=UQq7MAmL0ak
Kidz bop. Aphex Twin edition
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