[QUOTE=Jonathan94;24674193]You should've stooped down to swan
level and see if they'd pose for a picture
with you :3:[/QUOTE]
Aww I should have done that.
[QUOTE=B-hazard;24671726]Motorola Milestone XT720
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:smug:[/QUOTE]
:worship:
[QUOTE=B-hazard;24674202]Aww I should have done that.[/QUOTE]
I edited that post btw OP.
Swans are big birds and can easily break your leg with a flap of their wing.
That goose is dynamite!
This goose attacking a human is clearly an act of war. For too long they've swam in our ponds, ate our breadcrumbs and acted as if they own the place when clearly WE run the place, just look at all of our buildings and stuff, we run this place, geese, you've contributed nothing to society!
Haha, I got attacked by geese once while waiting for my sister at the dental's office.
Those fuckers can snap at you, and it hurts.
It looked more like a friendly nibble than a proper attack...
Should have hugged him, to see the reaction.
[QUOTE=Aurora93;24674729]Haha, I got attacked by geese once while waiting for my sister at the dental's office.
Those fuckers can snap at you, and it hurts.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me
[img]http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Gonna-Feel-That-Tomorrow-finding-nemo-1076458_587_397.jpg[/img]
You sure it was geese and not a pelican?
I hate geese so much. Theres no way to fight back either.
[img]http://www.outdoorsmenadventures.com/wp-content/uploads/CanadaGooseWashing.jpg[/img]
Canadian Geese are the worst
They are the loudest
They shit everywhere
[QUOTE=Jonathan94;24674893]Reminds me
[img]http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Gonna-Feel-That-Tomorrow-finding-nemo-1076458_587_397.jpg[/img]
You sure it was geese and not a pelican?[/QUOTE]
We almost never get pelicans here, so yes.
this is no surprise. geese are assholes. you know who wouldn't do this?
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=980619]ducks.[/url]
Geese are mean as shit. One isn't too bad but a flock of them is fucking horrifying.
I wonder what they taste like?
Lol in the video you called one Goose a Geese, OMG !!! xD
BTW, you sound like my friend Matty.
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[QUOTE=JohnStamosFan;24668286]Are geese protected there?
Because if not, you should have punched the fuck out of that goose.[/QUOTE]
Your a Bitch you know that? You don't hurt it, because technically he was protecting his crew!
Speaking of things eating your pants, a few weeks ago, when I was in BC, I saw this awesome Holstein calve. It ate my shorts. :3:
I am scared of geese because when I was little, I went to a park and fed some geese some bread with my grandparents, and I my granddad was like "ooh, watch out, that geese might nip your butt", and so I turned around and a geese was right there, it freaked me out so I ran to the car, but the seatbelt was hanging out so the door wouldn't catch, so I just sat there holding the door closed.
kick it
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;24679687]I am scared of geese because when I was little, I went to a park and fed some geese some bread with my grandparents, and I my granddad was like "ooh, watch out, that geese my nip your butt", and so I turned around and a geese was right there, it freaked me out so I ran to the car, but the seatbelt was hanging out so the door wouldn't catch, so I just sat there holding the door closed.[/QUOTE]
Let me get my roflcopter started
and btw you have my :sympathy:
SWAN used Bite!
It's not very effective...
Something's not right about this swan
I can't quite put my :airquote:finger on what it is tho...
[img]http://innocentenglish.com/daily-break/cute-animals/animal-art-swan.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Jonathan94;24679952]Something's not right about this swan
I can't quite put my :airquote:finger on what it is tho...
[img_thumb]http://innocentenglish.com/daily-break/cute-animals/animal-art-swan.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
This hand swan looks like it has downs.
It seems that swan just fucked with the wrong person
[img]http://www.brooklynpaper.com/assets/photos/33/14/33_14_parkmysteryswansaved_z.jpg[/img]
I don't think he wants to fight me anymore.
I would've grabbed it's neck and done a little helicopter treatment to it.
I bet it was a male goose trying to protect it's mate.
You're lucky you only got away with a light nibbling.
A pissed off swan can break bones you know.
Shoulda punched that fucker right in it's mouth.
I love how it's trying so hard to bite you and you just laugh in its face.
Take THAT nature. Another victory for pants.
Frygoose is onto you!
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