[QUOTE=Jobby;20069662]I lie constantly. I wouldn't have a job otherwise.[/QUOTE]
What are you, a politician
I lie to save my ass from annoying/bad situations. Good thing I'm good at manipulating/playing people. It's honestly not hard to formulate a lie that'll give a nice effect on person x.
so be hyper-honest
I fucking love lying.
Life is shit easy when you lie about any/everything.
I don't do it too much though, I realise it's bad and you'll always get caught sooner or later.
I sometimes feel like it's fine to lie about something. But usually i'd just be honest. Lying at school about homework for example is useless. Just tell em how it is. You kinda just didn't do your homework.
I won that card game every time, good thing my Chair was a Lazy Boy :smug:
Cards went down the side like a Depressed woman eats Ice cream. Didnt have to ie the whole time.
[QUOTE=healthpoint;20069868]I fucking love lying.
Life is shit easy when you lie about any/everything.
I don't do it too much though, I realise it's bad and you'll always get caught sooner or later.[/QUOTE]
how old are you
1. lie
2. get caught
3. get in trouble
4. regret nothing
The thing I hate more then anything is being falsely accused. Granted I don't like lying either but it's not as bad as the first.
I don't like lying....but when i was younger, i liked to get away with lying....and try the limits, just to see how far you could go...but you change
I bet he's lying.
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what reaaaally hate is when people lie just to make conversation, for example:
"did you know there isn't a computer in the world that can run hl2 at absolute highest graphics!"
or
"for some reason my cat start meowing loudly when a certain commercial comes on"
"what ad"
"ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, that.. one... with the kid, er, i mean, yeah"
[QUOTE=Tarzy;20068185]I thought I was the only one.
I especially hate it when people lie right in my face and I know they are lying, makes me want to ask them "Am I really worth a fucking lie? You piece of worthless shit." Then I'd proceed to pull a fire axe out of my ass and chop their head down the middle.[/QUOTE]
you keep a fire axe in your ass? what else fits in there?
I lie every day
Whatever it takes to get away with something
also I lie to myself to make myself happy
I usually believe myself until I'm out of public
I'm LITERALLY too good at lying. If I have a moment to think about what I'm going to say, I end up getting more chill than usual and revealing the lie.
I'm superb at lying, I do it a lot because it makes people accept me and it makes me normal. I also lie to myself and convince myself that the lie is true.
I like lying. Makes me feel good when people look stupid when they believe me.
I find myself committing small lies to simplify my conversations, because I don't like spending inordinate amounts of time on arbitrary subjects.
I lie a lot, I've done it so much that it makes me feel sick to do it nowadays. And it's even more sickening by the fact I can do it so well I can lie perfectly even to authorities if I wanted to. But I'm trying to stop lying as much as I have in the past, it just doesn't feel right anymore.
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I'm also trying to stop being as manipulative and arrogant as I am right now, it too can make you feel pretty bad after doing it for most of your life.
I have kind of the same problem, I mean I usally don't lie a lot, I more or less try to find loopholes so I'm not really lying. :/ But I have to get everything right on the dot in long drawn out stories.
Well, no shit, if you're lying down you aren't standing up.
You guys are crazy. :smug:
I feel good when I get away with it.
Sometimes when I lie I actually start to believe it myself.
I can't lie worth a shit, and I always feel bad if I get away with it.
I hate lying too. It makes me feel morally wrong and dirtied. I also hate liars too.
I used to lie all the time, so it became a habit to lie when it worked to my advantage. But now I feel like a class A faggot whenever I lie.
It's called morals.
Only the truth can hurt you. A lie never hurts unless the truth is told.
I'm a compulsive liar, and sometimes, I begin to believe the lies I tell.
For me, however, lying is usually better than telling the truth, so that's why I do it.
just sit down and lie then
You sound an awful lot like Sheldon Cooper.
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