[QUOTE=PyromanDan;22488607]:wtc: Seagulls dont attack people![/QUOTE]
They [b] DO [/b]! Like I said it is the time of the year here in finland when those creatures are starting to build their nests...and protect their young.
Get close to a nest...*BAM!* your eyes are being ripped off.
One piece of advice, hit them motherfuckers with the baking soda.
Just shoot them.
[QUOTE=Timenova;22488706]Ignore the idiots that tell you to shoot them. I find that the best way of distracting a seagull is to throw some bread/chips in their direction, they normally go for it. Just don't go near them and you will be fine. While seagulls are very protective of their young, its no different from the way in which Humans protect their children. Would you really kill the parents and leave their offspring as orphans with no chance of survival? Because I find that monstrous.[/QUOTE]
Yeah,expect humans are not so paranoid that they attack everyone on sight while his/her children are raising.
Fucking seagulls how do they work
Wait, a flock of seagulls?
You need to run,
run so far away.
And just run,
run all night and day.
[QUOTE=linksysruler;22493801]Wait, a flock of seagulls?
You need to run.
Run so far away.
And just run.
Run all night and day.[/QUOTE]
Now that song's stuck in my head.
:argh:
use the all mighty Finnish swear words. it will scare away the seagulls and you will get your peace again.
[QUOTE=Souris;22493941]use the all mighty Finnish swear words. it will scare away the seagulls and you will get your peace again.[/QUOTE]
Perkele,Saatana,Helvetti,Jumalauta!!!!!!!!
[QUOTE=Marcho700;22483233]It is again that time of year, when Seagulls have began build their nests and protect their young. (In here Finland.) Well, unlucky me,since one gull family has already built a nest, about 3 meters from my house.
Yesterday I wen´t for a walk. It was peaceful. 35 minutes pasted and I returned to my house... BUT, Then I saw two big white colored demons camping my house.
One of them saw me, it looked straight to my eyes for 5 seconds... last 5 peaceful seconds in my neighborhood... Then it started to make very loud and high sounds,and began to attack me. I was like "Damn!" and I ran fast as I could inside my house. I was safe for now... 10 minutes pasted and I thought it would be peaceful now... I wen´t outside again and walked carefully to backyard. No,signs of seagulls. [B]Since,it was peaceful I wen´t jumping on trampoline. Not long ago when seagulls returned with their long and sharp peaks! I ran inside my house again... This time I looked outside of the window and I saw them shitting on my trampoline![/B] Those demon abominations from hell! This was getting too personal! Now,I should be going out soon...with my Air gun! Now,those beasts of hell can taste my rage!!!!!
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I laughed so fucking hard at that bolded part. I spit the drink all over my keyboard.
Take a shit on them and see how they like it.
[QUOTE=linksysruler;22493801]Wait, a flock of seagulls?
You need to run,
run so far away.
And just run,
run all night and day.[/QUOTE]
But you'll never get away.
WAH WAH WAH WAHHHHHH
WAAAAH WAH WAH WAH
[img]http://www.crewchiefpb.com/mega_gallery/albums/gallery/work/normal_work041.jpg[/img]
That sells rather cheap,should invest in one. Heat signature.
hahahaha, the nature of OPs English just makes it all 10x better
Invest in grenades and a military WW2 flamethrower
shit on their trampoline
You must of had some sort of Seagull cocaine in your hair.
Or just cocaine
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[QUOTE=Kiq;22496752][img]http://www.crewchiefpb.com/mega_gallery/albums/gallery/work/normal_work041.jpg[/img]
That sells rather cheap,should invest in one. Heat signature.[/QUOTE]
That is a grenade launcher
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;22497097]You must of had some sort of Seagull cocaine in your hair.
Or just cocaine
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That is a grenade launcher[/QUOTE]
thats the the point :smug:
Poop on their babies.
Literally. I am not kidding. Do it. Seagulls have probably pooped on many babies before. Poop on their and make them never want to come back.
If you end up killing the parents please, kill the young too. Don't make them suffer.
But poop on them first.
I have clouds of European starlings outside my house. Clouds. It's like [I]The Birds.[/I]
[QUOTE=Agent Cobra;22483647]Invest in one of these:
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Bofors_M1927_76mm_AA_gun_Suomenlinna.JPG/800px-Bofors_M1927_76mm_AA_gun_Suomenlinna.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]
PFFFT, maybe that lightweight will take down a few crows. For seagulls you need something mobile. Especially when they start their bombing runs. you'd need something like this.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/40/ZSU-23-4-Camp-Pendleton.jpg/800px-ZSU-23-4-Camp-Pendleton.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=PyromanDan;22488607]:wtc: Seagulls dont attack people![/QUOTE]
My sister was attacked by them, and I've seen them attacking other people and animals.
They're mean birds.
seagulls, WHERE!?
DON'T LET THEM TOUCH ME WITH THEIR FEET!
(American Dad quote)
[QUOTE=darcy010;22483742]We don't have that problem in Australia. It's not the segulls that get you...It's the fucking magpies! Theres about 30 that swoop in my general area. Every breeding season you have to have thorough knowledge of where they live or you're fucked!
[img_thumb]http://gallery.photo.net/photo/4775100-lg.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I saw a magpie and a raven fight once.
It was intense.
The only thing that would have made it better would be a tag-team fight with a hawk and an eagle
For some reason there's lots of seagulls flying around the town centre where I live. There is barely even any water nearby. WHY are they here?! :argh:
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