[QUOTE=Iskuri;16323990]Stand still in Camden market for 5 seconds and meet a lot of friendly drug dealers.[/QUOTE]
A couple of days ago I was walking around Camden with some friends. In one stall we saw small bags of "legal mix of herbs" for sale. There were also cannabis lollipops for a pound each...
:smug:
London is awesome, people who say it's shit either have had bad experiences there or they have extremely high standards.
Natural history museum, science museum, harrods, London eye, millenium bridge, greenwich (see the beginning of time :downs).
Go on the underground, some guy was in our bit and started playing a Johnny Cash song. :buddy:
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16323816]Don't talk to people with bad teeth
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wait who could you even still talk to[/QUOTE]
Hmm, all us British guys are rating you dumb, however the American Facepunchers find the stereotype funny. I guess we can call you fat then.
Anyway you should totally check out some of the markets in London.
Go see Canary Wharf. I love London Architecture.
Oh, and all the usual stuff is actually surprisingly boring. The Museum of Science is pretty cool though.
Stonehenge isnt near fucking london dumb fuck.
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[QUOTE=BnevolntElefant;16323675]Drink Tea knock out all your teeth stop showering.
You'll fit right in.[/QUOTE]
shut up you fat american twat
The first elementary school you see.
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ITT: The Fat Americans vs. The Yellow-Toothed British.
If you go during the weekdays, the lines are practically nothing. Went there for summer vacation and went but it's pretty damn expensive. Well for us it was because I live in the States. Walked by Harrods several times but never went inside. London Dungeon, I planned to go with my new-found friends but was so close to packing time. Saw the Tower of London from Tower Bridge.
The tube is the most efficient way of getting around London. I just loved taking it.
But if you want to sight see a little then take the buses, even though, it's a bit tricky figuring out their route on the map and where to change.
Camden Market was rather interesting in seeing London's true culture. :P
I actually managed to see some emo looking girl with blond hair who had fucking half a mustache!!
Creeped me the fuck out, because she kept smiling and bobbing her head to the techno stuff (s)he was playing.
[QUOTE=socklicker;16377769]The first elementary school you see.
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ITT: The Fat Americans vs. The Yellow-Toothed British.[/QUOTE]
Correction
The fat and mostly retarded Americans.
London Dungeon is pretty cool
All the above, the Science Museum is good fun :) Make sure you check out Hamleys. I've not been in there for years, but my inner child has fond memories.
Also, Chinatown. They sell bags of Prawn Crackers for 50p :O
see hogwarts.
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and make sure take a trip down diagon alley!
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or attend a quidditch match! i hear those Appleby Arrows are jolly good.
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*The London Trocadero. Kind of a big arcade. Also has a cinema and other stuff. It's pretty well known.
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This place. [b]IS GREAT[/b]
But in all seriousness, Go on a sight-seeing bus, they're pretty cool. Nice little history tour right there.
They're is also a Toy Museum: [url=http://www.pollockstoymuseum.com/]Pollock's Toy Museum[/url]
That could be pretty awesome.
Mossuiers
:v:
Eat fish and chips.
Use the subway, the maps are simple, and if you screw up, you can just take the train back without losing much time or dignity.
Dress up like V and blow up Parliament. Then poop in a bag and leave it on Buckingham palace's doorstep.
[QUOTE=Nat562;16378097]Correction
The fat and mostly retarded Americans.[/QUOTE]
[heavy southern redneck accent] You best be fixing that typo you made on that there computer about fat and mostly retarded Americans, boy [/heavy southern redneck accent]
No seriously. I hate most British people, but I dont go around insulting them on forums. You should try it sometime.
[QUOTE=MonkheyBoi;16323590]Okay So i am going going to london this weekend is there anything you could like recommend?
And no stuff like The London tower and Bigben and like that please...
Thing that i plan to check out:
Madame Toussoe's vax museum (how to spell that?, )
Stonehenge, if i can make it there
So any suggestions?
EDIT: Yes i Know it's full with bad grammar I am not going to fix it.[/QUOTE]
dont die
Nail the queen in her old cunt
[QUOTE=The Slayer;16395923]Nail the whole glass in her old cunt[/QUOTE]
or you could do this
Ahh, listening to all you jealous Americans is funny.
Ok, maybe not, but why all the hate?
I wasn't hating until the American insult came.
[QUOTE=The Slayer;16395923]Nail the queen in her old cunt[/QUOTE]
I noticed the longer a member stays here the darker they become.
All these stereotypes here. When I go to America, I expect to see a bunch of fat rednecks who shout WHOOOOO YEAHHH, for no apparent reason, and see McDonald's on every block.
[QUOTE=Fennek11;16327707]Do NOT visit the London Eye, it's about half an hour waiting in line for a ticker, and then plain waiting 45 minutes or so before you can stand in the actual line to stand in the actual line for the Eye, - which means another hour waiting.[/QUOTE]
Ha, no wonder the singapore flyer beats it. Almost no one seats it lol.
[QUOTE=Fennek11;16327707]Do NOT visit the London Eye, it's about half an hour waiting in line for a ticker, and then plain waiting 45 minutes or so before you can stand in the actual line to stand in the actual line for the Eye, - which means another hour waiting.[/QUOTE]
Nar
go on Wednesday. it took me 5 minutes for a ticket, than 15 to get into a pod.
[QUOTE=Luuper;16419466]Nar
go on Wednesday. it took me 5 minutes for a ticket, than 15 to get into a pod.[/QUOTE]
Don't bother queuing at all if the visibility is bad. I went when it was foggy and you could see hardly anything.
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