[QUOTE=glennman94;20635780]People at my school do that all the time.[/QUOTE]
A guy walked in the bathroom at school one day, and all the urinals were taken so he was like "fuck dis shit" (actual words, he was black) and proceeded to piss all over the floor.
True story.
Now you must clean the bathroom.
With your tongue.
When I was in elementary, seeing piss, saliva(and semen on the occasion) all over the bathroom was nothing out of the ordinary. Heck, people used to go into the bathroom and intentionally piss on the floor and the walls.
How the fuck do your balls get in the way of your dick? It must be fucking tiny!
this thread made my day.
[QUOTE=ubertaco;20635794]HAHA
Ow wow OP. I did this when I was 5.[/QUOTE]
I still do it :O
I nearly did once when I drank all that coffee.
I love it when people do the MS Paint diagrams
i'll go try this.
must be tiny if your balls were pushed up in the way
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[QUOTE=Linµx;20646231]How the fuck do your balls get in the way of your dick? It must be fucking tiny![/QUOTE]
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Holy crap this is hilarious! First FP thread where I actually :lol:'d
The same results are achieved if you sneeze while taking a piss...trust me :saddowns:
[QUOTE=BRAWLmilk;20635790]it seems you aren't the best marksman in the bathroom[/QUOTE]
:rimshot:
This same thing happened to me. But in a bed and breakfast in Ireland. My dad and I were the only males staying at the bed and breakfast that night. It was fucking [I]everywhere[/I].
I briefly considered dying.
So either the picture is a view from the front and you're toilet is located on your ceiling, or is it a top-down view and you were just laying on the ground while you were trying to piss?
I pissed all over the cubicle at school once for fun. It was during class when no one was around and it felt great.
Bet janitor guy despises me now.
Perhaps it would behoove your parents to put you outside instead of the dog.
The worst is when you've got dried semen or other dried bodily fluids on the tip of your dick and even if your aim is straight you've got piss in either direction of the toilet
[QUOTE=The Riddler;20652047]Perhaps it would behoove your parents to put you outside instead of the dog.[/QUOTE]
I don't live with my parents. Just me and my dog.
This reminds me of one time where I was like 4 or something. I just had taken a bath and when I got out my dad said, " Now remember what we do in the toilet?" I was confused, so I looked back at the tub and sitting at the bottom was the largest shit I ever took. I have never taken a bigger one since. It was like a cobra. And the werid thing is, I didn't even notice that I took this shit.
how small could your dick be to piss on your own balls?
[QUOTE=Dark Link;20652273]I don't live with my parents. Just me and my dog.[/QUOTE]
Well, with that taken into account, newspaper on the floor might not be amiss. That way you and your dog can trash the house together.
This thread is a real pisser.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;20652380]how small could your dick be to piss on your own balls?[/QUOTE]
He could just have massive balls.
I enjoy pissing wildly all over public bathrooms
one time a guy opened a stall and I didn't know he was there- needless to say, after a change of clothes he was going to kill me
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Bad reading? I think not! You all have bad reading.
Such piss-poor luck.
I lol'd.
But every once in a while, I'll walk into a public bathroom, unzip my pants, take a step back, start spinning, and let loose. Or I'll run around the bathroom, pissing on every surface I can reach (which is pretty damn far/high because I am really tall).
Another good trick is using my tallness to piss over the divider in a stall and onto the guy taking a shit next to me. One guy thought there was a hole in the ceiling (it was raining) and didn't realize it was piss until about 5 seconds into his golden shower. Shit was so cash.
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