I came in here expecting a great mspaint thing
i was right :]
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[QUOTE=Unreliable;20637427]At my school we always have piss on the floor.
Is this how it happens??
[editline]5:40[/editline]
OP isn't asian[/QUOTE]
now he is [img]http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr120/advancedlamb/untitled.jpg?t=1268199515[/img]
that's supposed to say small penis btw
[QUOTE=VHASE;20636177]I don't fully get it how your balls got in the way of your pee.
Your story reminds me of this:
[url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191[/url][/QUOTE]
Holy shit. I literally got an erection from that thread.
[QUOTE=firestorm0;20660104]Holy shit. I literally got an erection from that thread.[/QUOTE]
:geno:
[QUOTE=Wonky;20660284]:geno:[/QUOTE]
I'm not into that shit. I couldn't stop laughing, so I think it forced the blood from my brain to my head.
[QUOTE=Thomas849;20659980]I lol'd.
But every once in a while, I'll walk into a public bathroom, unzip my pants, take a step back, start spinning, and let loose. Or I'll run around the bathroom, pissing on every surface I can reach (which is pretty damn far/high because I am really tall).
Another good trick is using my tallness to piss over the divider in a stall and onto the guy taking a shit next to me. One guy thought there was a hole in the ceiling (it was raining) and didn't realize it was piss until about 5 seconds into his golden shower. Shit was so cash.[/QUOTE]
Wow that's pretty nasty bro. I guess this is just another reason why I steer clear of public restrooms.
Yeah, well I just wlaked into the bathroom wall instead of the bathroom... So I didn't even get a chance to pee everywhere. Beat that.
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[QUOTE=Thomas849;20659980]I lol'd.
But every once in a while, I'll walk into a public bathroom, unzip my pants, take a step back, start spinning, and let loose. Or I'll run around the bathroom, pissing on every surface I can reach (which is pretty damn far/high because I am really tall).
Another good trick is using my tallness to piss over the divider in a stall and onto the guy taking a shit next to me. One guy thought there was a hole in the ceiling (it was raining) and didn't realize it was piss until about 5 seconds into his golden shower. Shit was so cash.[/QUOTE]
I sense some lying here... I don't think it happened.
[QUOTE=Dark Link;20635717]
my balls get in the way of my dick, results in piss-covered bathroom
[B][/QUOTE]
:raise:
[QUOTE=Zenpod;20636649]Piss in the bushes?[/QUOTE]
But [b]they[/b] are watching... :ninja:
Why is this a thread? I do this all the time. But becuase I like to
How small does your dick have to be in order for your balls to get in the way of pissing...or unless your balls are made out of rubber.
Wait, OP. how the fuck do you piss? Usually the dick is above the balls
[QUOTE=steven20;20635793]I think the piss in the hallway could have been from your dog?[/QUOTE]
I think he's hit the nail on the head there!
Your dick looks like a tumor.
Almost like that story where the piss hit the fan.
I'm picturing this in my head... Wouldn't you have to have a micropenis for this to happen?
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