DSPositive (AKA: A montage of DSP insulting others while telling people not to insult him)
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Never before has a guy saying words on the internet caused me to be this mad.
"oh man you're utilizing health items? YOU'RE CHEATING"
holy fucking shit i want to jump through this screen and slap him around oh my god
Every time I read "DSP" his "WOOOOOOOOOW I DIDN'T DO THAT" and "THIS IS STUPID" rings in my head and makes laugh. It is really beyond me how someone like him could even get that much popularity. Before he started streaming I thought he was just acting like an idiot, but then it came apparent that he really is an idiot.
DSP makes me lose faith in humanity everytime.
[QUOTE=Golgo 13;43266891]"oh man you're utilizing health items? YOU'RE CHEATING"
holy fucking shit i want to jump through this screen and slap him around oh my god[/QUOTE]
We're talking about the guy who attempted to use a barrel to crouch jump just after the accident in black Mesa for 30 minutes and then complained about the fanbase. :v:
[QUOTE=diwako;43267042]Every time I read "DSP" his "WOOOOOOOOOW I DIDN'T DO THAT" and "THIS IS STUPID" rings in my head and makes laugh. It is really beyond me how someone like him could even get that much popularity. Before he started streaming I thought he was just acting like an idiot, but then it came apparent that he really is an idiot.[/QUOTE]
hyeh hyeh whatever duuude
[sp]Rations[/sp]
[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;43267497][sp]Rations[/sp][/QUOTE]
Y cant metal gear rations?
I just thought it could only be DSP who starts bitching about the game mechanics of TETRIS.
You know, it literally pays to be stupid, like he earns so much money off being a retard it's a disability benefit cheque.
What's funny is that people are making a deal out of being a fan for ages and then suddenly realizing he's becoming an asshole/unfair/eliteist but really it comes down to him actually just being rubbish at video games and all the while thinking he's more funnier and just a better person in general than anyone who says otherwise. You end up making yourself look like an idiot for trying to reason with him.
I don't hate this person. I hate the fact that this person somehow makes a living off being the way he is in front of a camera for an internet audience.
[QUOTE=Laferio;43263410]How could anybody like DSP at any given time for ANY given reason?[/QUOTE]
He used to be really calm when he'd only video capture the game and commentate over it, albeit he'd make rapey comments about female characters from time to time.
Did he really get butthurt over Tetris...
Come on man...
how the HELL did he manage to get a decent looking girlfriend?
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;43269663]how the HELL did he manage to get a decent looking girlfriend?[/QUOTE]
"How am I supposed to get to 3rd base?! I keep throwing chocolates at her and nothing's happening!"
"haha who wears a scarf like that what a loser"
Says the fucking neckbeard wearing a cowboy hat
Also that spongebob stream was great, what is this guy doing browsing Twitch making fun of much better streams, how unprofessional can you get
I watch him because I like seeing him mess up in games. He does have a fan base of people who like him, as does anything. But that's my opinion, people like different things so I'll continue to watch.
[editline]22nd December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Cool Tapes;43263397]"Wowww, what sort of loser puts all this effort into cherry-picking all this footage? Get a life, loser, huhuh."[/QUOTE]
But I don't get why you would waste your own time editing footage of a Youtuber you hate.
[QUOTE=Mr. Agree;43270294]I watch him because I like seeing him mess up in games. He does have a fan base of people who like him, as does anything. But that's my opinion, people like different things so I'll continue to watch.
[editline]22nd December 2013[/editline]
But I don't get why you would waste your own time editing footage of a Youtuber you hate.[/QUOTE]
i think you have bugged taste mechanics
[QUOTE=Mr. Agree;43270294]
But I don't get why you would waste your own time editing footage of a Youtuber you hate.[/QUOTE]
people do it because it's hilarious to point out how inept, clueless, dimwitted, and how much of an asshole DSP is. it's like watching a trainwreck, or chris-chan
M-m. I watched a couple of his vids, and... well, I have troubles understanding just how this guy has fanbase. Because his complete inability to admit to mistakes (which borders on some kind of medical condition) gets old very-very fast. Like, in half an hour of watching.
Oh and "well this was smart" comments, followed shortly by *burp* don't help. Who likes that.
my favorite part is how he can't even seem to grasp how to capture game footage and insists on just sitting a camera in front of his TV and recording the screen
"A montage of DSP"
Hello, hypocritical entertainment!
That said, some of this insulting is just pathetic. Stuff like saying the PS3 was designed for autistic people. Probably the best clip to start out with.
Haha, 'notch you're a fucking idiot'. I don't think DSP is in any sort of position to say that shit to people on Notch's level.
He complains about fucking TETRIS?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;43270475]"A montage of DSP"
Hello, hypocritical entertainment!
That said, some of this insulting is just pathetic. Stuff like saying the PS3 was designed for autistic people. Probably the best clip to start out with.
Haha, 'notch you're a fucking idiot'. I don't think DSP is in any sort of position to say that shit to people on Notch's level.
He complains about fucking TETRIS?[/QUOTE]
WOW these puzzle mechanics are BUGGED
i can't even see which piece i'm gonna get what the hell?
DUDE i blocked! *insert banal laughter here*
[QUOTE=Kyle902;43269101]always relevant[/QUOTE]Slide to unlock is never going to stop being funny.
I'm lucky enough to have never seen DSP's videos before the absolute onslaught of hate but I get the feeling he's never been good/funny at any point of his career.
Oh god, that bonus clip.
How are you so stupid that you don't get fucking Tetris?
his mother should have swallowed.
[QUOTE=TheHydra;43270439]i think you have bugged taste mechanics[/QUOTE]
No, I think I have my own opinion
[editline]22nd December 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;43270447]people do it because it's hilarious to point out how inept, clueless, dimwitted, and how much of an asshole DSP is. it's like watching a trainwreck, or chris-chan[/QUOTE]
That's why I watch him though. Alright, he is an ass and says the shittiest of things to people, but I find his clueless and dimwitted actions to be funny. I like watching him fail on things that should be easy.
I guess I watch the long-winded version haha
[QUOTE=Mr. Agree;43270838]No, I think I have my own opinion
[editline]22nd December 2013[/editline]
That's why I watch him though. Alright, he is an ass and says the shittiest of things to people, but I find his clueless and dimwitted actions to be funny. I like watching him fail on things that should be easy.
I guess I watch the long-winded version haha[/QUOTE]
I agree and I'm pretty sure the majority of users here come because of love to hate feeling you get watching his videos. I really don't like him at all but I'm subscribed to him, even though it absolutely fills the subscriptions box to the brim. I occasionally watch one or two a week. I've even had friends who've been round while I'm watching a video of his make comments at how he can actually be that shit.
that tetris part i lost my shit
does anyone have the full thing of that.
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