Welp, I broke a couple branches off of a plant on accident and now my parents disown me

[butre]

[QUOTE=Lebowski;25070446]you're bad at this

quit while you're behind.[/QUOTE]

ftfy

[Novistador]

Your mothers boyfriend seems incredibly insecure and dramatically unstable mentally.

As far as I'm concerned anyone who has that kind of attachment to a random plant they just found is being over dramatic and in the midst of a self pity fueled depression that they need to be brought out of via a hard slap to the face.

[crackatowa]

You trashed their weed plants now "we're gonna be poor oh fuck oh fuck."

[slinkman]

I thought this was about weed, not a weed.

[Ins4ne]

Tell em to get over it or else you'll rip it out by the roots.

[Artzeponozae]

Plants just don't grow back.

I hope you're happy with yourself.

[shatteredwindow]

Thought this was gonna be a parody thread.

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wonder when one is gonna be made

[Mryamanami]

is that you in your avatar'?

and tell your mom its just a stinking plant, and then go smash it in his face

[Badunkadunk]

Tape the branches back on, problem solved.

[lilcheeselad]

[QUOTE=Atchell;25068178]My parents, er, my mom and her boyfriend, have been taking care of this weed that they think is a habanero plant of some sort. So today, while I was hosing off the fence in our back yard, I accidentally dragged the hose over said plant, and broke off a couple of small branches. 95% of the plant was left intact, by the way. Anyway, so my mom's boyfriend comes running out with a look of shock upon his face and starts freaking out about those couple of branches, so I say "Sorry" and walk back in.

A couple minutes later, my mom walked in my room acting all depressed over the plant, telling my it has symbolism to her boyfriend as one of the things he truly owns in life or something of that matter. I tell her I'm trying to be sympathetic and all but I just can't relate to this deal, and she tells me I'm too old for this, coupled with some other things, then runs out and hugs him.

Tell me GD, am I in the wrong here?[/QUOTE]

Do you usually act nice to them or do you act disrespectful to them?

If you do the latter, they're probably fed up with you. If you're nice to them, they're overly sensitive. (like what's been said)

[Treybuchet]

[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;25071233]Tape the branches back on, problem solved.[/QUOTE]
Use super glue.

[Jo The Shmo]

My mom once chased one of my friends out of the house for accidentally stepping on a pretty plant.

[Atchell]

[QUOTE=Mryamanami;25071155]is that you in your avatar'?

and tell your mom its just a stinking plant, and then go smash it in his face[/QUOTE]
No

[kwkws]

Do you mind taking a picture of it?

[RayDark]

Burn the tree down, that'll show her commie ass.

[spamsuger]

[QUOTE=kwkws;25071824]Do you mind taking a picture of it?[/QUOTE]

dude don't do this, the plant is sensitive to cameras, man.