I had an ant farm as a kid. I would shake the fuck out of it and watch the ants stumble around :v:
[QUOTE=Magick;26688771]I had an ant farm as a kid. I would shake the fuck out of it and watch the ants stumble around :v:[/QUOTE]
Yhou monster.
[QUOTE=Magick;26688771]I had an ant farm as a kid. I would shake the fuck out of it and watch the ants stumble around :v:[/QUOTE]
I used to get two ant queens, put them into the same farm. They both have a mini ant war, shit was awesome.
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we're gonna need a magnifying glass the size of an airport to kill all those fuckers
Its pretty cool how ants can have huge battles with other insects.
I remember me and some friends made some sort of ant village when I was younger. We ended up genociding the big male ants, putting them in sand made buildings we called concentration camps where we flooded them, because we tought they abused the female ants.
[QUOTE=Petrussen;26688637]Antlions are the way to go.
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These will help
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I like to crush billions of innocent ants
Small babies have been killed by ants before. Same with pets.
There's an ant colony that lives under my house, they patrol the doorways and windows but never come inside for some reason. Every time I see them they have some massive spider or something nailed to the ground, then they pull it's legs off and cart it away. I brought them a worm once and they sliced it up into little pieces like calamari.
Ant-bros!
Whenever I see an ant colony in my driveway I always boil some water and pour it over those fuckers
I used to plunge the water hose right into the mound and crank up the water all the way. It's like a birds eye view of a volcano erupting and the villagers are running.
[QUOTE=cheezey;26691532]Its pretty cool how ants can have huge battles with other insects.
I remember me and some friends made some sort of ant village when I was younger. We ended up genociding the big male ants, putting them in sand made buildings we called concentration camps where we flooded them, because we tought they abused the female ants.[/QUOTE]
This is what hardcore feminists want, except replace the ants with real people.
Fuck ants. Thats all I can say really. I hate the fuckers.
fuck 'em
I hate it when you're tormenting them, you look around and you're surrounded by millions of them on the ground.
[QUOTE=Nikeos;26687312]Ants smell bad when they are squished.[/QUOTE]
So would you.
[QUOTE=booster;26688583]Ants must be the coolest insect ever.[/QUOTE]
I'm going to have to challenge that.
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This threads worst nightmare.
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Small, six-legged bugs who have to rely on their sheer numbers?
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[i]Pussies.[/i]
When I was a kid I sat down on a fire ant hill once.
Naked.
I remember watching a documentary about this species of ant which pretty much make their own [i]roads[/i] through the rainforest. If I remember correctly, they weren't poisonous, but they were lethal, the big ones would bite open the skin and the smaller ones would enter the wound themselves.
Fucking scary shit.
ants got in my soda today. they tasted like peppers
If ants evolve sentience, we're doomed.
It's funny when you get a bunch of black ants put them in a place where they cant get out get some red ants put them in the same place then the red and black ants fight each other
[QUOTE=Rubs10;26687470]I once stepped in a fire ant hill.[/QUOTE]
When I was in Panama a year or two ago, little fire ants kept crawling on my sockless foot and biting. Man, they're strong for such tiny little bugs.
Suddenly I feel this strange stinging sensation everywhere...
Yea aunts are great at making maple syrup.
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Saw this on Natgeo, pretty cool.
[QUOTE=RR_Raptor65;26696316]There's an ant colony that lives under my house, they patrol the doorways and windows but never come inside for some reason. Every time I see them they have some massive spider or something nailed to the ground, then they pull it's legs off and cart it away. I brought them a worm once and they sliced it up into little pieces like calamari.
Woo :3:
Ant-bros![/QUOTE]
I used to get containers full of black ants and go have them invade red ant territory. Huge battles, many died. Good fun.
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