[QUOTE=Barnhouse;27987695]I really hope my parents don't find out... they're extremely anti drugs and they believe any stupid shit that's made up by anti-marijuana adverts. Even if I told them the straight facts they would just say I'm making things up to not look bad.
I never smoke in my house anyway (I wish I could haha), and I don't own any pipes or bongs so there's a pretty low chance of them finding out.[/QUOTE]
Ask them if they want to watch a movie with you.
put on The Union
laugh at their silly attempts to refute
I think this mixture of finding stashes and finding sex toys could work well together
buy a load of weird kinky shit like handcuffs, chains, gimp masks.
Hide them somewhere in your room thats obvious if someone were to clean it. (keep your weed in a more well hidden place)
parents tidy room, find weird fetish shit, get creeped out and never snoop around again.
Then you have to explain why you have all this kinky gimp shit in your room, and 'they are to distract you from the drugs I'm hiding' probably isn't a great excuse.
nah cos they'll come across it and find it so awkward they won't want to bring it up.
[QUOTE=Smooth-e;27979812]The guy at the party running in cirlces on the floor with his shirt off.[/QUOTE]
Someone I know got the 'nerds' (the unsociable ones not normal ones) of his year to smoke some at a party, one of them took a toke then collapsed and was claiming to have a heart attack.
[QUOTE=Callius;28051241]Someone I know got the 'nerds' (the unsociable ones not normal ones) of his year to smoke some at a party, one of them took a toke then collapsed and was claiming to have a heart attack.[/QUOTE]
Theres always one
[QUOTE=Angoose;28049018]I think this mixture of finding stashes and finding sex toys could work well together
buy a load of weird kinky shit like handcuffs, chains, gimp masks.
Hide them somewhere in your room thats obvious if someone were to clean it. (keep your weed in a more well hidden place)
parents tidy room, find weird fetish shit, get creeped out and never snoop around again.[/QUOTE]
if i was ever going to smuggle weed i'd put it in the bottom of a suitcase and then i'd put clothes on top and then on top of the clothes i'd get a giant floppy dildo and a bunch of lace panties or something. chances are the cops are gunna stop there if they find a giant floppy dildo and lace panties in your bags and you're a guy.
then again, that plan could totally backfire.
When I got caught back in HS, I had come home from a friends house. I walk in and start for my room when I realized how dank I smelled. Like, seriously, I smelled like a grow house. She asked, I said yeah, why'd it take so long for you to notice? She just was quiet, and ever since then it's been like "just do it outside or the garage".
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That was back in HS mind you. I have my own house, etc etc now.
Your mom took it to smoke it herself.
when i got caught i was smokin at like 6 in the morning on a saturday in my backyard and i was comin in through the back door with a huge grin on my face holding my pipe being high as shit and my mom was right there and told me she saw me from the window. i was mad slick and hid my pipe instantly but my movement was mad obvious so she notices. i showed her my pipe and let her smell my nugs, lol. she said she wasn't happy but wasn't going to stop me. that day was fucking awesome, i went to sleep then smoked in the house like five times. then the next day i smoked inside again but i was smokin these real smelly sours that day and the whole house REEEEKED. she thinks i'm some sort of drug addict now or some shit. might have been cause i told her i drop acid. but my dad doesn't really care. i'm doin pretty good in school, i've never gotten arrested or anything, and i don't steal their money. so they don't really have anything to complain about.
also like a week ago i tried to my mom to smell my afgoo and my orange widow cause they smelled fucking delicious, but she wouldn't do it. the afgoo literally smelled like candy. god i miss that weed already. stuck with sours now :(. though it's still pretty awesome bud but it just doesn't taste the same.
[QUOTE=FPKawaii;28059247]Your mom took it to smoke it herself.[/QUOTE]
i hope so... id hate to see it go in the trash
[editline]14th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=theXinferno;28061116]when i got caught i was smokin at like 6 in the morning on a saturday in my backyard and i was comin in through the back door with a huge grin on my face holding my pipe being high as shit and my mom was right there and told me she saw me from the window. i was mad slick and hid my pipe instantly but my movement was mad obvious so she notices. i showed her my pipe and let her smell my nugs, lol. she said she wasn't happy but wasn't going to stop me. that day was fucking awesome, i went to sleep then smoked in the house like five times. then the next day i smoked inside again but i was smokin these real smelly sours that day and the whole house REEEEKED. she thinks i'm some sort of drug addict now or some shit. might have been cause i told her i drop acid. but my dad doesn't really care. i'm doin pretty good in school, i've never gotten arrested or anything, and i don't steal their money. so they don't really have anything to complain about.
also like a week ago i tried to my mom to smell my afgoo and my orange widow cause they smelled fucking delicious, but she wouldn't do it. the afgoo literally smelled like candy. god i miss that weed already. stuck with sours now :(. though it's still pretty awesome bud but it just doesn't taste the same.[/QUOTE]
i think thats the only positive thing about gettin caught -like my situation, i can come home baked as fuck and my mom will already know whats wrong with me. no need for explanations or moar lectures..
oh my god, my mom just came down after i packed my bowl but hadn't smoked yet. this sour diesel fucking REEEEEEKS and she started yelling at me for smoking inside and i forced her to smell the nugs cause i hadn't smoked yet and needed to prove it was the smell of fresh weed. shit was hilarious.
Dude you got off easy
I would not be complaining, if I got found out I'd never be able to leave the house again
oh i'm not complaining, i'm pretty lucky she didn't react worse. i really thought she would have a worse reaction that "not happy with it"
just keep doing it anyways
When my parents found all papers, tobacco and a J i'd prerolled I just told them my friends smoke and I wanted to know how to roll. Worst excuse ever but they bought it. Or pretended that they believed me but secretly know. But i'm okay with ignorance.
I don't ever smoke in or near my house, it's always with friends so if I come home smelling of smoke I just say it's my friends.
Well it could've been worse.
My mom got a telephone from the police, they told her that they had evidence of me smoking some shit.
my mom keeps believing the second i ever try weed i will instantly start stabbing heroin into my arm for some mysterious reason
Bro, a tip would to be to empty out a few highlighters. As in hollow them out, take the ink chamber and all, I think you get it.
Put your weed and one hitters or whatever in them.
Or you could take a knife and cut a pocket in the side of your mattress and stash it there.
Another nice place if the corner of your room, at the bottom of your wall if you have trim, pry it up a little bit and slide your bag in there.
Yeah, my mom's a smart bitch to.
Move out.
My mom was one of those "weed will kill you and make you a heroin addict" types. When she found out I spent 30min explaining that times have changed and everything you ever learned about pot it a massive lie, she seems a bit uneasy about the whole thing but other then that I don't think she cares.
i'm lucky enough my parents don't care, they even let me grow my own. they're decent enough to simply say "we smoked when we were young, prohibiting you would be hypocrite"
viva la holland
sucks you got busted, though, i feel you
I just pull the
"alcohol makes you look MUCH worse, does MUCH more damage to your system, and you really can't control your actions under it."
"but weed is illegal"
"So was pot, in fact, alcohol was in the exact same situation weed is in right now. Medicinally legal, recreationaly illegal."
"oh..."
My parents busted me to. I was caught slightly more red handed than you however. Thing was, I was ripping bongs too hard at a friends house, so I got truely blazed. I get sick, actually. Start coughing, neraly throwing up, turn real pale and get all confused. My friend decides to drive me home because I need rest.
I don't quite manage to sneak past my mom who's still awake, so she sees there's something wrong, and starts asking questions in an instant. Questions about alcohol, pills, drugs in general. I deny everything, but she goes out and finds the rolling paper in my jacket. Sucked having to deal with all that while I felt so sick, from just sucking on too much bong.
If you have parents who will get more mad at you for smoking weed than drinking underage, you need to give them the rundown.
[QUOTE=spawny;27961462]well it wasnt much weed. maybe like 1/4 or 1/3 gram but its gone now. and i dont think theres going to be a next time for me :([/QUOTE]
I once lost 4 grams to my dad. he smoked it.
This is what happens. You do something you're not supposed to and you get caught. That's how it works.
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;29767624]This is what happens. You do something you're not supposed to and you get caught. That's how it works.[/QUOTE]
I didnt get caught masturbating in public, now did i!
[QUOTE=spawny;27961314]
it was just a normal morning i had at school... during my 1st period i get this weird text from my mom saying to come straight home after school;[/QUOTE]
OH MY FUCKING THIS SAME SHIT HAPPENED TO ME
except what she found in my room was a bunch of joints i had in a gum pack
MY dad caught me not to long ago was more dissapointed then mad
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